Gildersneeze from Burgers
@gildersneeze
Freshly minted Australian! Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: gildertekindustries@gmail.com #stream:
I think I've got the theme for AUUUUUGHust this year adding to the Endless Dumber and surfing theme, it's gonna be "WISHLIST WIPEOUT!" Do you know how many games are in my wishlist, over half of which are jank tank material?
I wouldn't be nearly as pissed if it was just called "meatball sandwich" and had an accurate description of what was on it BECAUSE I NEVER WOULD HAVE ORDERED IT. But this was the picture I was shown in doordash
Alright Australia, look. I live in you now and I love it, but we need to have some of what my ninth grade Civics teacher called "powerful communication" Yesterday I ordered an "Italian meatball on Turkish" sub. Booooooi what the fuck is this? Mmm mmm mmm, soggy basil and A KILO OF MAYONNAISE.
Jenn bought the biggest fuckin bacon I have EVER seen holy shit they had to fold them sumbishes over
That fucking article pissed me off so bad, too. The "conclusion" after showing how AI usage tanks game sales:
Here's a screenshot of the update posted april 4. The last major content update was Jan 27. literally 67 days and people are like "GAME IS DEAD." some of y'all fuckers are unwell, and using your "trauma" from one of the handful of times an early access game was TRULY abandoned is a bullshit excuse
@sharfers.beef.fish you can HAVE your Barbie video game speed runs we're speedrunning copyright infringement out here in Straya
lmao, got unfollowed by no less than 5 butthurt indie devs who just want to drive by and use my community to promote their generic as fuck game and never speak to us again. i can easily facilitate that.
also there was a limited time aussie domino's pizza with fuckin' ENTIRE MEAT PIES as the crust (pictured below) boy i do NOT wanna hear it ever again
one of my favorite things about living here so far: hearing a ration of shit most of my adult life from non americans about how unhealthy american food is, then finding out they have a fuckin' half ice cream sandwich half chocolate shell covered ice cream bar as a beloved treat
Forgot to share it here, but the other day @gamer.baby made my whole morning. I'd been super down about being sick with shingles for weeks and not being able to stream. Finally had energy for one and saw this was snuck on to my keyboard🥰
Ikea, I just wanna talk to the person who named this item. No, no reason.
For reference, this is what non-placeholder Darv looks like in game. MS paint sketches did just fine and they were *in the commercial early access release,* customer facing. "We were just using AI for placeholder art" is an excuse every time it somehow "accidentally" makes it into a final game.
Slay the Spire 2's placeholder art is totally ripshit and i love every bit of it. fuck the loser devs who just HAVE to generate AI slop. do it in MS paint, cowards
why did they rifle the barrel of the big magic cannon? does the magic need to spin real fast?
Jenn and I made homemade nachos for dinner tonight! Beef, cheese, chunky salsa, jalapenos, sour cream on chili lime chips
I'm even in a situation where a small keyboard would make a ton of sense (the dual PC setup) and *hell no.*
Around here in Melbourne we just got motherfuckers tryin to start HELLA BEEF with the USA. the name of these fries, I'm *DEAD*
Gubbins adding the feature to make dumb postcards out of your words was the best decision of all time
Best wife in the world @gamer.baby gave me my birthday gift early🥰 Now I can play Saros without crappy symmetrical sticks, gonna have to stream that if people will watch