Steph

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Steph@giventorant· Jul 26

You see, my cat, has been most vocal on the subject of the food. “Where's the dinner? “When are you going to get the dinner?" “Why aren't you getting the dinner now?" And so on. So please, the dinner.

Grey stripy kitten staring into the camera

Steph@giventorant· Jul 25

…folks! Enjoy a surprise long cat on your feeds

Grey stripy and spotty kitten *stretched* out asleep on the couch

He’s one and half seat cushions long. He’s a very long kitty

Steph@giventorant· Jun 3

He’s too much like Phil …alright! I need to know which one of you planned this

Grey stripy cat laying on a chair taking a break from attacking a brightly coloured feather duster looking innocent and adorable

Steph@giventorant· Jun 2

Kinda decided on Reginald. cause Reggie/Reg falls off the tongue a little better…and using ‘Reginald!’ when he’s being more bastard than usual is fun He and Zoey aren’t friends yet…but also haven’t tried killing each other and the worst fight was only slap fighting

Grey stripy kitten with his oversized paws laying down on couch looking off into the distance

Grey stripy kitten relaxing in a cave made of pillows/cushions and blankets

Steph@giventorant· May 30

It’ll depend on this weirdo

White and brown ‘snowshoe’ cat, lying on a blanket looking slightly up…almost like she’s posing

Steph@giventorant· May 30

So apparently, according to the neighbourhood stray cat, we have another cat Also, this is the first cat that’s ever been in this house to use a cat bed as it was intended to be use….as a cat bed

Grey stripy cat laying in round cat bed, his spine is curved up against the wall of the cat bed. He’s looking very comfy and cute

Same grey stripy cat laying curled up in a circular cat bed from a slightly different angle with his paws curled. Also looking cute

Steph@giventorant· Apr 6

And the cutest of them all

Cat, asleep, laying half on a pillow and burying her head into the pillow

Steph@giventorant· Apr 6

And some more

A cat sitting behind a monitor, looking up and around it to see whats on the screen. Also very adorable

Steph@giventorant· Apr 6

I figured some cuteness on your timelines wouldn’t go amiss right about now

White cat laying on her side with paws stretched towards camera looking all cutsie like

Steph@giventorant· Dec 10

Just know that this little weirdo still loves hearing your voice and comes running when I put your streams on the TV

Light brown and white cat chewing on mattress while cross eyed. It’s adorably cute

Steph@giventorant· Jul 28

It’s a comic of the trolley problem where everyone agrees, including the people on both tracks, that switching tracks to the one with one person is the ethical thing to do until someone tied to the other track says they are a healthcare ceo…
…everyone other than the CEO, including the train agree that running over the healthcare CEO, despite the loss of other people also tied to the tracks is the most ethical thing to do

Steph@giventorant· Jul 17

I’d burn down empires for Zoey

Light brown and white cat head poking out from under the blanked, sleeping peacefully

Steph@giventorant· Jun 28

Is the UK about to learn about the Strife Scale?

A repurposed bushfire rating warning chart, but for politicians

A semi circle with different segments, from cool to warm colours, with an arrow indicating how far along the scale we are
Green parts
1. Colourful
2. Controversial
Blue parts
3. Under pressure
4. Troubled
Yellow part
5. Beleaguered
Orange part
6. Embattled
Red part
7. Former
Red with black stripes indicating the highest possible political strife
8. Disgraced

Steph@giventorant· May 28

…Zoey

Light brown and white cat in crouched position behind a blanket on the bed, ready to pounce

Light brown and white cat in formerly in crouched position behind a blanket on the bed ready to pounce now laying on blanket reaching out to the camera

Steph@giventorant· May 6

She’s a one OR a Stevie But very Stevie when its breakfast time

Light brown and white cat asleep on her side with a paw draped over my arm

Steph@giventorant· May 3

I DID NOT PHOTOSHOP THIS! I didn’t have too. The Courier Mail has this as a weekend edition front page years ago This is the guy who was going to win in a crushing landslide before Trump took office The ALP did not win an election, The LNP lost a commanding majority with this guy. And Trump

Married white couple with the title “he is not a monster” as the headline

Steph@giventorant· May 2

Light brown and white cat hunting blankets. Her face half visible over a blanket crease

Steph@giventorant· May 2

Light brown and white cat currently engaged in hunting blanket behaviour…with a face full of murder

Somewhat loafed with front leg reached out

Steph@giventorant· Apr 22

Cleared a gammon warehouse of all the bacon and took all their toys during a zombie virus outbreak

Image of a white woman wearing headphones and staring at the camera. She’s pointing up to words that say "Video games cause violence'
Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for?”

Steph@giventorant· Apr 22

Found an anti sexworker weirdo who appears to talk in ‘terminally online’ for your blocking pleasure On a skeet about surrogacy referencing middle class white women, specifically, this loser decided to skeet this touch some grass and respect sex workers and respect bodily autonomy

Skeet from unidentifiablecone.bsky.social

“are you sure they want to be used as slaves to enrich pimps, or does capitalism force them into such situations? paid surrogacy is the same as prostitution. it uses someone's body as a means of production, essentially as a slave. sports, however, use only the person's labor, not the body itself.”

Steph@giventorant· Mar 16

Picture of Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space 9

Steph@giventorant· Mar 12

I’m just saw what Brianna Wu has been up to and now i need a eyeball cleanser She’s suggesting left handedness is a social thing… …so now here’s your eyeball cleanser

Light brown and white kitten laying on couch reaching out to camera

Steph@giventorant· Mar 8

Some Zoey as a timeline cleanser …She’s far too long to fit comfortably

Light brown and white cat, looking up adorably, trying to fit in her basket

Steph@giventorant· Mar 2

And giving this some reskeets would be greatly appreciated by and by Zoey

Light brown and white cat with blue eyes staring into the camera all serious like

Steph@giventorant· Feb 24

Light brown and white cat trying to chew on my thumb

Steph@giventorant· Feb 8

@carlydefranco.bsky.social ask for some Zoey, and so some Zoey she shall receive ...my sweet and awkward little kitten got big 🥲

Light brown and white cat asleep on the dinning chairs which have been pushed in with her body on one chair and her head on another with front paws dangling in the game

She looks awkward and adorable at the same
Time

Light brown and white cat asleep on a sheepskin that’s in a basket that’s way way too small for her...but by the goddess will she attempt to lay comfortably on something too small for her

Light brown and white cat laying across back of couch while chewing on a straw she has grabbed into with both paws. And there’s murder in those eyes

This is what happens when you turn the vacuum cleaner on in the presence of the brown and white cat. She glared at you from behind the couch

Steph@giventorant· Feb 1

I get it babe, I too wish it would stop sounding like a cyclone outside

Light brown and white cat slumped on the backseat of a couch....staring off out the window wondering when will the noise of the rain and the wind stop

Less anxious cat and more depressed cat

Steph@giventorant· Jan 30

Get yourself a cat who watches twitch streams She might be terrified of rain, but at least we still have this as a way of providing comfort for stress and anxiety

Light brown and white kitten watching Linda play horror games and being peaceful during a rainstorm

Steph@giventorant· Jan 1

I have no idea what this account is, but it doesn’t seem like a real person They seem to pushing a pro coal narrative, they’ve both sides Israel’s genocide in favour of ‘economic opportunity’ and that’s just what I found in under a minute I don’t follow them and got notifications for this 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Absolutely, mate! The real curse is ignoring economic growth for endless bureaucracy.
In India, we prioritise progress over identity politics. Let's focus on solutions that drive opportunity! #auspol #economicgrowth
January 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM

Steph@giventorant· Nov 17

This dude gives of extreme SimCity 2000 advisor vibes If that advisor only bought music on vinyl because he thinks it’s cool, despite not knowing how to use a turntable That his NIMBYism also applied to the internet And only decided to start *looking* at the menu *after* he got to the counter