Glathgrundel
@glathgrundel
Surly curmudgeon, best avoided whilst intoxicated. Vindictive gossip monger, recreational arsonist and spiteful nurser of petty grudges. Kind to animals.
Grok thinks Homer's Odyssey is the minivan that The Simpsons rented on their holiday.
He just saw 'Captain America' on Disney+ and totally thinks that Steve Rogers was injected with Testosterone & Blue Curaçao.
Look, I'm not saying it's the 'mark of the beast', I'm just saying that he's a beast and it's a mark. 🔥🫷😈🫸🔥
I loved playing 'Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare', but the men's locker-room level with Jonathan Irons and Alex Mason only wearing towels, was kinda triggering.
Correct toilet roll orientation is a hill upon which I'm willing to die.
"You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side of the Force ... and also, look both ways before you cross a busy intersection".
The phrase 'never again' originated after the Holocaust, during the liberation of Buchenwald concentration camp in 1945. The world at large, took it to heart as a COMMITMENT that GENOCIDE can NEVER happen again. Many Israelis take it to mean 'to Jews' but that's not what we vowed. We meant ANYONE.
Why did she take a big 'breath' in before screaming? Besides, everyone knows ...
He made millions of Brits think that Nescafé was actually coffee and that it would get them laid.
Yeah, but the mental health of people WATCHING ME dance could be seriously impacted.
Oh, you're not going to DELETE this picture and pretend you didn't post it ... The internet remembers.
