glazed

@glazedfps

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glazed@glazedfps· 14d

This is conservative dog whistling.

A blond white woman wearing an orange dress holding a martini with a huge skewer of olives. The overlaid text says quote no comma I don't want a fucking matcha unquote.

Ciroc Vodka advertisement with overlaid text saying quote no comma I don't want a fucking matcha unquote. The caption reads If it isn't served with a footlong olive skewer, I don't want it.

glazed@glazedfps· 28d

I'm back on Apex— I can't wait for the Cyberpunk Edgerunners Event.

glazed@glazedfps· Dec 6

who up

glazed@glazedfps· Dec 2

Merry #promosky 🎄🍻🔩 ⛬ about me ⛬ 28 • they/them • INTJA • ☭ ⛬ games ⛬ crash bandicoot • valorant • sonic • deadlock • smash bros • tekken ⛬ movies ⛬ paris is burning • lotr • green knight • potc • the northman • kung fu panda ⛬ interests ⛬ tech • fashion • manga • anime • music • youtube essays

glazed@glazedfps· Nov 12

Good morning bluesky

If you're up this Early you're probably getting Money...
Good Morning Hustlers
Rise and Grind

glazed@glazedfps· Sep 18

Mood lately

glazed@glazedfps· Sep 10

Its peak

glazed@glazedfps· Sep 10

Ahh fuck the moment is here 😭

glazed@glazedfps· Jul 22

New rollout

Screenshot of gun skins in the tactical shooter, Valorant.

glazed@glazedfps· Jul 18

I wont forgive riot for this

Night Market for in-game cosmetics in Valorant

glazed@glazedfps· Jul 10

It's beautiful 🤩

glazed@glazedfps· Jul 7

yeah I might play punisher

glazed@glazedfps· Jun 28

Kinda clean imo #valorant #val #valsky

glazed@glazedfps· May 31

This is me at all times

glazed@glazedfps· May 24

GN bloomfies

It's an image of a horse with human feet on top of a cloud. Caption reads every decision in your life has led to you seeing this horse.

glazed@glazedfps· May 14

Can anyone tell me wtf is going on? Screenshot on the left is from yesterday and screenshot on the right is from today. Why is there now a fourteen dollar difference in the price? I added a discount code just to see if the price would correct. Nope.

Screenshot of PMM mousepad on June Twelfth

Screenshot of PMM mousepad on June Thirteenth

glazed@glazedfps· Apr 19

Ordered a 14 dollar drink that tasted nasty and didn't even get me tipsy

Humanoid wolf looking over a stormy ocean under a tree

glazed@glazedfps· Apr 15

So stick to me... Stick to me like caramel... Walk beside me till you feel nothing as well... I'm falling free of the final parallel... The sweetest dreams are bitter... But there's no one left to tell...