Be sure to show support to Ravens OL Emery Jones Jr. this weekend as he hosts his first football camp back home in Baton Rouge! #RavensFlock

Chandler Rivers on what it meant to be drafted by the Ravens: "I haven’t taken [the Ravens hat] off… Baltimore is a known brand. I'm sitting here saying, 'Damn. I’m a Baltimore Raven.' Of course I’ve gotta go earn my spot. But I get to say I’m a Baltimore Raven." #Ravens

You guys are ready for the kids to go back to school. From @wbalradio.bsky.social last night, I want to be very clear. We CANNOT have kids going back to school...yet.

Doing a combined full season #Pats/#Slaps thing today. Meant to do it last week but, you know. Rules still apply for both lists-MUST have 2 OFF players & 2 DEF players on each. Rank 'em 5-1. You can put someone on both lists. We'll give away another #FlockYeah shirt for participating.

#WouldYouRather 3-I can guarantee a Ravens win Sunday IF every night between now and their Wild Card game, your dinner is a delicious Pickle/Hot Dog/clear gelatin pie like the one Griffin Bass lovingly made for us yesterday OR it's a guaranteed Ravens loss?

I've got a LOT to say about this. A LOT. You better buckle the f*ck up. This is unbelievable. This is unacceptable. This can't happen. Notre Dame... ...has nothing to do with why I'm posting. I just want your attention because we're doing another charity Bowl Pick'em. See below.

#WouldYouRather 3-be the CA man who came home this weekend to find...a 500 pound bear living at his house OR be someone who was stranded on a malfunctioning "sky dining" experience and had to be rescued after being stuck for hours? www.wric.com/news/bear-ta... www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/tr...

#WouldYouRather 3-at dinner tomorrow the matriarch of your family starts a discussion about "felching" (don't look it up around kids) OR avoid that BUT Thanksgiving dinner is only dry turkey & truly abominable Kraft Apple Pie Mac & Cheese (which is somehow worse than you think)?

ICYMI our friend AJ Francis joined us before his annual canned food drive at the Maryland game tomorrow benefitting Sarah's House and, well, if you help, he'll put Glenn through a table... soundcloud.com/glennclarkra...

#WouldYouRather 3-Spend life as the guy who won the Canadian championship thanks to a bicycle kick in a blizzard (David Rodriguez of Atletico Ottawa) OR be a person who went out with a fairly major celebrity (like, say, Tate McRae) BEFORE they were famous? www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

#WouldYouRather 2-According to MLB Network's Mark Feinsand, the Orioles could be in on the top free agent bats this offseason. So WYR they add one bat and it's Cody Bellinger OR it's Pete Alonso? www.mlb.com/news/how-ori...

Let's give some #PatsOnTheAss! Which 5 Ravens are most deserving of praise for the win in Minnesota? Remember 2 MUST be offensive players, 2 MUST be defensive. 5th can be O/D/ST/Coach. Rank 'em 5-1. Someone who participates wins a #FlockYeah t-shirt. Who ya got?

#WouldYouRather 3-For the game night only, WYR have been on the Bethesda women's basketball team that fell behind 72-0 & lost 103-13 at Cal State Northridge with four players OR on the Boise State men's team that lost at home to Division II Hawaii Pacific? www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

#SlapsToTheHelmet. I know these aren't fun but someone gets a Flock Yeah t-shirt for participating & you might wanna wear it again at some point. 5 Ravens most deserving of scorn. 2 MUST be offensive players, 2 MUST be defensive. 5th can be O/D/ST/coach. Rank 5-1. Who ya got?

#WouldYouRather 3-The NFL decides they want to get rid of ties SO they either A-after overtime is over, they go to a two point conversion shootout like college does in 3OT OR B-they ditch OT altogether and replace it with a 7 on 7 shootout idea like the attached concept from The Athletic?

It's #WouldYouRatherWednesday on GCR and someone who participates will receive this great #FlockYeah t-shirt. (Look man, it's not the t-shirt's fault.)

It's a #SlapsToTheHelmet Monday here on GCR. Pick 5 Ravens most deserving of scorn from yesterday. Two MUST be offensive players, two MUST be defensive. 5th can be another O/D or ST or coach. Rank 'em 5-1. Who ya got? We've got a "Flock Yeah" t-shirt for someone who gets in.

#WouldYouRather 3-The Orioles will hire the manager & general manager of your choice AND give them full control IF between now and Halloween, the only meals you eat are Denise Richards' "white trash sandwiches" (see attached) she gave Charlie Sheen and his prostitutes OR they can just hire whoever?

It's #WouldYouRatherWednesday on GCR and we're giving away a pair of tickets to tomorrow night's Orioles/Astros game (Basallo/Beavers home debut) so you have to get in by 6pm tonight so we can choose a winner and get the tickets to them.

#WouldYouRather 3-Your lifelong best friend informs you that he is starting to feel something romantic about his AI chatbot OR starts showing up to your house/everywhere else using an "adult pacifier," which is allegedly becoming common in China? www.scmp.com/news/people-...

#WouldYouRather 3-THIS WEEK ONLY, you're going to live as someone else. WYR it be the guy who got too drunk at a golf course and got his ass kicked into a pond by a former NHL player (nypost.com/.../golfer-p...) OR Bulls rookie Noa Essengue, he of the most brutal posterization in basketball history?

#WouldYouRather 2-The Orioles take Jon Heyman's advice and deal Cedric Mullins, Gregory Soto and Félix Bautista for MLB-ready starting pitching prospect Mick Abel and another starting pitching prospect Jean Cabrera OR no way, not trading Bautista?

#WouldYouRather 3-Your boss says you can go ahead and make it a four day weekend and take off tomorrow...IF you consume two cole slaw popsicles during the day OR a three day weekend is just fine?

Muggsy Bogues on why his sister, Sherron, is so important to him: "She is my hero. She was the Parks & Rec center. I was so thankful that the Mayor made June 27 'Sherron Bogues Day' in Baltimore after her passing in 2015."

The bit is that they're supposed to taste like CFA Sauce. For the first bite? Hell yeah. Nailed it. After that? Just goldfish. Bummer. #ImIntoIt scores: @thenflchick.bsky.social‬ 6.5/10 Griffin Bass 6/10 Glenn 6.9/10 Show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZZ1...

#WouldYouRather 3-Spend your Wednesday afternoon hanging with your friends/family on the beach doing whatever you want to do OR spend your Wednesday afternoon crushing Miller Lites at the LSU baseball game with Livvy Dunne?

#WouldYouRather 3-The U.S. passes a law (similar to a new Turkish law) that outlaws people trying to butt ahead of the rows in front of them when de-embarking from a plane OR passes a law outlawing people from removing their shoes on a plane?

#WouldYouRather 3-You don't have to go to work next week! But it's because your boss is instead A-having you rewatch every O's game this year start to finish (commercials removed) OR B-you have to study for & hold one 3 hour town hall at your grandparents' church to explain the "OneTaste" scandal?

#WouldYouRather 2-baseball genie offers another deal-WYR the Orioles go back & undo the Danny Coulombe (26.1 straight scoreless!) decision-instead get rid of Cionel Pérez OR re-sign Jack Flaherty (2 yr $35 mil) instead of signing Charlie Morton? (See Flaherty's numbers below)

ICYMI @thejonproctor.bsky.social stopped by today to pay off his infamous Miami baseball cheesesteak milkshake debt and since he was here, a little Jon Proctor Quiz action... soundcloud.com/glennclarkra...