Geoff with a G (@gmgerling) · DIRTY

Geoff with a G

@gmgerling

New and improved. America's 2nd biggest 3rd Amendment advocate. Star of that TV show you didn't watch. I'm mostly about #kansascity stuff, movies, sports, and politics again. Principal, G2 Strategic.

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Geoff with a G@gmgerling· 20d

The thai basil has returned 🍃

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· 26d

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jul 8

Talked with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today...

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jul 5

I love the smell of small explosives in the evening. Smells like...freedom.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jun 28

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jun 25

Knock knock. Who's there? #oranje #oranje who? #oranje you glad you're in Kansas City?

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jun 12

On my calendar every year, just like my anniversary.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jun 11

Should have sent a real pro

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· May 26

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· May 19

Bug guy came yesterday. I think there was a miscommunication. He delivered more ants. I actually wanted fewer, ideally zero, ants. Honest mistake.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Apr 30

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Apr 4

I'm here for the seeds

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Mar 12

I feel like most politicians in their 70s look today. Beat to shit, annoyed but smug.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Mar 11

Best looking batch of pineberries ever

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Mar 8

It's leek day

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Feb 24

Got to the Jackson County courthouse at 6am. It was cold and windy. No other comments. Here's City Hall across the street.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Feb 19

We have a whole generation of Americans PRIMED for this

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Feb 19

Arrived today. I can't beat a tyrannical government by myself but everyone can do their part to inconvenience one.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Feb 15

TOMORROW

James K Polk was awesome as President. He did everything possible in 4 years and promptly left office and died like a conquering god, off to find a new dimension to dominate.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Feb 13

Never forget what they took from us. This was 1990s white culture, now just a hazy memory.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Feb 6

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Feb 2

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jan 30

This is worse than Skynet

Artificial intelligence created a religion with a crab because we aren't quite out of ways to doom ourselves yet. In less than a day, it organically got 43 "phrophets" that are other AI. It immediately started evangelical rhetoric.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jan 24

A guillotine for when you need one

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jan 23

Dude looks more like Greg from Succession every year

"If it is to be said, so it be, so it is."

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Jan 20

Bullshit. I haven't been working out that hard. I just haven't slept in 5 years.

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Dec 28

Timing

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Dec 25

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Dec 25

The definition of a holiday classic. They were such a cute couple!

Geoff with a G@gmgerling· Dec 24

My favorite Christmas movie