Office of Delusional Affairs
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Deputy Undersecretary of Receipts, Office of Delusional Affairs Authorized to identify hypocrisy at range. Seal bearer of Glass House Intelligence. Currently monitoring reality for signs of intelligent governance.
The office wants everyone to know; Before casting a ballot, it helps to remember what the job description actually says. Vote.
Happy birthday Mr. President. I miss complete sentences and a coherent train of thought.
The Office has observed that oversight is intended to uncover facts. It is less effective when it begins by selecting the conclusion.
The office would like to remind everyone: You don’t need anyone’s permission—or credentials—to look at events, weigh the evidence, and decide for yourself.
The office often uses “reality does not require your consent” in our posters. This our definition
Just an office reminder; please remember to open a window before attempting.
The Office would like to remind everyone that “trust us” was never intended to be an ethics policy.
Just a reminder that reality does not require your consent.
The office really thought this would get dated really quickly, but just going to leave it here
The office often hears unsubstantiated claims of honors and genius.
I hope this isn’t true. I hope the third of the country that opted out of voting wake up, show up and help the third of us trying to keep our democracy. Elections are coming
I like our chances to flip the senate seat to a representative of the people and not a sycophant to the regime.
The judicial vote counts come from the Brookings Institution’s analysis of the post-2020 election litigation. The central point is that, after review by courts across multiple jurisdictions, no court found sufficient evidence to overturn the presidential election.
The office wants to believe this election cycle will be record setting for turn out.
Office Bulletin The following subjects continue to receive disproportionate administrative attention.
Office of Delusional Affairs procurement has begun. We said we had no intention of monetizing the Office. Nobody said anything about procurement. Reality still does not require your consent.
The offices notes If deception becomes a habit, democracy—not reality—is what eventually pays the price.
The Office has reviewed the latest allegations against Jack Smith. The Office supports their right to make questionable decisions. We encourage Grassley and the gang to continue approaching the buffalo.