GoalieLax
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"I have always been a gigantic piece of shit. Even when I was a little kid I was such a piece of shit everyone hated me. it's not a bit, and my kids need to know that"
Most owners do this. Here's Florida from 2 years ago with Viola's wife and three sons
7+ hours doing circles. I hope they had to use the shitter in the cockpit and are suffering through it. At least they had to miss out on the entirety of the 4th of July to be dancing monkeys for a complete piece of shit.
Seriously fuck this piece of shit. Doing circles at 750 knots at 3100 feet. Crash into the bay motherfuckers.
102° in a parking lot at 9:30am with a dew point of 76° I have to pressure wash the pool filters this morning then I'm not setting foot outside again until camp pickup this afternoon
It was too hot to take my German shepherd on my run today so he's full of energy and over stimulated from us cheering during the game. So we get to play indoor fetch or be whined at incessantly.
That Ecuador goal the 2nd most harmful thing to happen to me on my birthday after these well wishes from a close friend
Americans: we run on the field after some games, but there are rules against it so we usually don't Europeans: it's Tuesday night let's set the stadium on fire
They rarely made it. The aftermath was spectacularly horrendous enough to not share the details here. Here's a copycat recipe.
Omg we have an amazing bakery in Annapolis that does the best petit fours and macarons. Perfect morsels
Yeah no. It's the great recession and the massive redistribution of wealth since then.
The last time they looked this good was also best US kit of all time. 2012 Waldos