Godless Ape
@godlessape
Dogs are Gods! #AnimalsDontHate 🐾 Ally.💙🌈 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Resist!💙
MAGA are weird. They obsess over real masculinity, and rail against LGBTQ people while wearing makeup and worshipping an 80-year-old man who spends most of his time fawning over other men.
One day, they'll all be nothing but dust and cobweb-covered artifacts in some dingy museum. Reminding us all of a time when America lost its mind, and the lesser ruled the greater!👏🏼
Last night around 22:30 I accidentally dropped some grapes and my dog hoovered them up. I called the vet and they told me to bring him in immediately to induce vomiting. Thankfully Frodo is totally fine - but £405 the effin fvck?! Wish I’d sorted pet insurance sooner. 🐶🐾❤️
Just finished Monster: The Ed Gein Story on Netflix. Creepy, fascinating — and the work for those skin-mask scenes is nightmare fuel. I didn't realise it was Kristi Noem's face they borrowed for those scenes.
Huge congrats to Eric Trump on the release of his new book — critics are calling it “deeply personal” and “unintentionally hilarious.” Eric said, "My father is so proud of me."