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Goeks@goeksnet· Jun 20

GET 'IM!!!!!

Goeks@goeksnet· Jun 13

Pool days are here 🏊‍♂️ 🦀

Goeks@goeksnet· Jun 12

Splinter sought for questioning by Federal authorities.

Goeks@goeksnet· Jun 8

Now, ain't that America.

Goeks@goeksnet· May 14

🎶 I want to ride my (new) (mountain) bicycle, I want to ride my (new) (mountain) bike. 🎶

Goeks@goeksnet· May 13

Ope. (Northfield, MN)

Goeks@goeksnet· Apr 25

Got to see Amon Amarth (and Castle Rat!) open for Dethklok. Mid-20s me would be so jealous.

Goeks@goeksnet· Apr 21

Da Moon Rulez #1

Goeks@goeksnet· Apr 17

Hail in Southern Minnesota was about "half a dog nose" size.

Goeks@goeksnet· Apr 6

Oh, word, so this wasn't just a wag-the-dog premise for a new Hollywood movie of how daring and brave America soldiers are in a war their president started to cover up global sex crimes? Who could have guessed!? ground.news/article/iran...

Headline: Iran Alleges US pilot rescue was a cover operation to steal enriched uranium

Goeks@goeksnet· Apr 5

I like to call it Neature.

Goeks@goeksnet· Mar 26

"What's up, guys, it's your boy 'Fashmaxxin' Felix' back with another edition of 'Papers, Plz' and today we're gonna be checking out the NEW 2026 passports, that's right guys, the day is here, we're gonna be moggin' on some normies. Hopefully we'll get to do a little Pew Pew today if we're lucky!"

Goeks@goeksnet· Mar 21

Happy Steam Spring Sale to those who celebrate.

Goeks@goeksnet· Mar 21

I confuse our small town neighbors with both flags. I am patriotic AND woke. The multiple neighbors with 'Trump 2024' flags, cowardly hidden in their garages, can't comprehend. (Dog in pic unrelated.)

Goeks@goeksnet· Mar 16

Men would literally rather read 600 pages about a 2000-year history of the Roman Empire than go to therapy.

Goeks@goeksnet· Mar 15

Happy Blizzard Shakshuka Sunday to those who celebrate. ❄️

Goeks@goeksnet· Mar 14

Learning about lithium with the boy. Extraction - Thea Riofrancos

Dog on lap looking at book held by human hand.

Goeks@goeksnet· Mar 4

Mentally, I wish to feel what my dog is feeling here.

A dog standing proud with closed eyes, a sunset in the background.

Goeks@goeksnet· Feb 21

Sending cozy vibes out into the world.

Picture of a sleeping dog with a fireplace in the background.

Goeks@goeksnet· Feb 19

They'll make a big deal about Mamdani eating with his hands but they're ok when it's representing their "heritage".

Goeks@goeksnet· Feb 13

I'm a drone guy now. Selfie with my dog son.

A really cool and handsome dude sitting on a porch bench with a beautiful dog in the yard in the background.

Goeks@goeksnet· Feb 6

Great audiobook, so far. Somewhat predictable in the discoveries of the inner workings of Patriot Front. Provides some literary background to the types of folks who I assume are now tax-funded ICE agents who enjoy J6 pardons. "Stand back and stand by".

Cover for the audiobook for To Catch A Fascist by Christopher Mathias

Goeks@goeksnet· Feb 4

It's obvious the entire point is to strain the current systems in order to break them down. This is their "drain the swamp" in action. Just like Mike Johnson says that filing all the paperwork is too hard. Well too fucking bad. These are American rights, we defend the Constitution by observing them.

Goeks@goeksnet· Jan 31

Ride on, Zwifters! ✊️ For all those we have lost so far to fascism. We Ride On. We win with Love!

Picture of a laptop screen showing a virtual bike ride dashboard. Text says: Ride for Alex, Renee, and Civil Rights

Goeks@goeksnet· Jan 27

As a constituent of Brad Finstad's, I sent the following to his office. Hopefully he will copy/paste it in a newsletter or post.

Hi Brad. I am sending you a post on socials regarding the ICE occupation, this has been approved by all Minnesotans. Will be using the attached text in an e-mail to your office.

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Dear Minnesota, as your distinguished US Representative serving Minnesota's 1st District, I am shocked and saddened to witness the heinous events of the past couple of weeks with regards to the ICE killings of our fellow Minnesotans and the ongoing oppressive occupation of our great Twin Cities. As United States citizens, we all observe and defend certain inalienable rights with regard to our safety and freedom to operate within the confines of our borders. We know that our immigration enforcement is an important process to maintain a functioning Republic but I do not support the violent methods and lack of due process that we have seen. I will be taking steps to prevent the further abuse and overreach of the Federal government that is taking place as a form of political retaliation against Minnesota, and other states in the Union. This starts with defunding and working toward abolition of the departments known as ICE and DHS and their constituent agencies. I will respresent all Minnesotans by ensuring that all agencies are held to account for their actions and that we work across the aisle to maintain the integrity of the legal principle of due process. I will ensure full cooperation between State and Federal investigative agencies to affect the prosecution of those that are deemed to have broken the law. Thank you for the opportunity to serve as your Representative. I promise to serve ALL Minnesotans, regardless of political affiliation. That is the job I took and the job I promise to perform for all. Thank you and God Bless America.

Goeks@goeksnet· Jan 24

Rest in Peace, Alex. A true Patriot.

Goeks@goeksnet· Jan 23

We're at "too cold to 💩 outside" temps.

A beautiful Australian Shepherd mix looks through the camera lens to tug at your heart strings.

Goeks@goeksnet· Jan 21

You know .. the Minneapolis Walmart ..

Goeks@goeksnet· Jan 17

"What kind of American are you?"

Goeks@goeksnet· Jan 11

In terms of our speedrun to make 'The Running Man' (1987) real life, so far, we're at pace with the predicted economic collapse, gambling as the primary socioeconomic activity, and a police state. We're lagging behind on state-sponsored-prisoner-survival-game-show stage, but assuredly on track!