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culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅 Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh" He/Him
i thought this political ad said "fry the liberal's nuts" still pretty funny
its been a long time since i fucked this up but i put my shoes on before my shorts and i even had to take a photo for proof. what the hell is wrong with me? like is this the prime of my life? hell ya. leaving the house now
i made this song high on mushrooms in 2022. i forgot about it until i found a .mp3 on my phone named after my high school PE teacher just now. this song is really bad but also good at the same time. idk how to explain it. none of you know who i am irl besides like 3 of you so im just leaking shit
our government is worried about bathrooms in kansas opposed to literally anything else they could do with their resources. this country is absolutely cooked its time to party if you know what i mean.
fellas if i even catch u moisturizing ur lips with lip balm that's not for men ur gay as hell boy
you're telling me if i day drink 30 drinks a day it will change my life? i can get behind this
just out of curiosity who would purchase pictures of my b hole? anyone? i wanna move away and need money. thanks. v nice b hole btw. luv u
or worse like what molotovs and bullets? dang what the heck?! who would ever wanna do that?!
wtf i saved my first draft?! normally when i finish typing a post that is so fucking stupid it makes me wanna die it just deletes
birthday borealis for me yesterday in kansas. what an awesome gift
the great depression 2 is about to happen. there are signs. dont say i didnt warn you.