Rookie Culinarian Totofu!
@grade5cookpot
Limsa's newest up-and-coming chef! WARNING, WE COOK LALAFELLS HERE! This is a NSFW account! Posts feature cooking, vore, and other kinks. Engage at your own level of comfort! Canon-verse: #TotofuMainCourse 🍽️ DM me your favorite lalafell recipes! 😋
"It's a shame you're so small... You've got four hungry mouths to feed, don't you know?" @kirinalbright.bsky.social's Albrights family spending some time with their favorite little morsel! 🥰
The Queen (@estrogenburger.bsky.social) and her head chef out on a stroll together through the marketplace! This AU has always been one of my favorites for Totofu, and it's always fun to gpose!
(CW: Cooking!) After noticing a particularly tasty-looking chef at the Bismarck, @a-spicy-rabbit.bsky.social's Ehnah and Mallpa decided to make reservations there together for a night of romance and fine dining! They left full and satisfied. Totofu always puts her all into every dish! 😋
It's starting to feel like summer, isn't it? I couldn't resist a quick getaway with @kirinalbright.bsky.social's Zoey! 🥰 Maybe they'll bring back souvenirs...?
(CW: Vore!) After yet another narrow escape from the belly of something hungry for her, Totofu is forced to accept the inevitable: she's fated to get eaten sooner or later... Luckily, her friend Zuzu (@abelarsdesire.bsky.social) has just the idea to help! 😋 Continued in QRP!!
(CW: Cooking, Spitting!) Totofu shares some of her industry experience with the newest chef in the Bismarck kitchens!
Somebody's snuck into the Bismarck's storeroom and is helping herself to a taste-test of their best ingredients... 😵💫 (Featuring the ravenous @abelarsdesire.bsky.social 🥰)
(CW: Cooking!) This week I got my hands on some new ingredients... Including the lovely @maysoso.bsky.social! There was so much quality meat here that I had to just cook the whole thing ☺️
"Peeled" Totofu just gets her ear back in its unbitten state. She still looks kind of uncanny, though 🤣
(CW: Implied Cooking!) There's a new menu item at the Bismarck, available for a limited time! Come get some delicious fried food from a delicious chef! (Featuring two of my favorite customers, @estrogenburger.bsky.social and @abelarsdesire.bsky.social!)
(CW: Cooking!) Everyone who knew these three knows that ever since they were kids, they do everything together. Why should a wedding be any different? 😋
POV: You just got home from a long day to your famed culinarian wife, Totofu Tofu 🥰
(CW: Vore) It's April 1st, so I'm letting Guillaume run the account! 😁 See you all tomorrow! (Probably 😅)
(CW: Cooking!) Jumping on that adventurer plate trend... 😆
Too much chocolate around for Hatchingtide led to a few too many diet cheat days in a row... 😅
All of these are spot-on results for Totofu!! ("Baked to perfection" oh my gosh this quiz is making me blush 😆)
Not all of Totofu's coworkers have the nicest things to say about her... 😔
I have a busy day at work tomorrow... Could you all watch Totofu for me? Thanks a ton!!
Kirin, first to recover from the resulting food coma, makes sure that Totofu receives the full experience of Albright hospitality: namely, being waved off with a smile and a promise to do this again sometime!
(CW: Cooking!) Totofu's won the attention of some VERY happy customers at the Bismarck in @kirinalbright.bsky.social's Albright family! Ever one to go with the flow, she ends up coming home with them! (And surely "I could eat you up!" means the same thing to both parties... right?)
(CW: Cooking!) It's been years and there's still no good answer to this question.