Three weeks ago on my dog walk I passed a Woolies trolley that someone had dumped dog poo bags in I reported it & took the poo to a bin Three times I’ve walked past & there was poo in it Today I’d had enough so I pushed the trolley all the way to the shopping centre WTAF is wrong with people?

I decided to ditch Google and use Ecosia. All was going well until this appeared everytime I opened a page and there’s no way of getting past it.

My sister-in-law posted this on Facebook. (Apart from the fact that it's just recycled trash from 10 yrs ago, there were actually only 604,244 Muslims in 2016, not 1,000,000 and she's a Christian asking people to lie) Well, two can play at that game. 1/2 

Having lived in the UK for 14 years, it pisses me off when Australian media is so shit. "BBC loses English Commonwealth Games broadcast rights for first time in over 50 years" The Games are being held in Glasgow so not English and the BBC broadcasts to the United Kingdom so not English.

Funny you say that because as a newly out gay I bought “Tonight” and listened to it on repeat. Even now, when I’m feeling particularly happy or sad that is the album I put on. For me it’s very special.

Can we have a round of applause for the activist group that installed the statue of Trump (the man that loves everything golden, including showers) pissing on Anthony Albanese. "The installation was titled “A golden opportunity”, with a plaque underneath that read: “May I lick your boots, boss?”

So they got rid of the plastic soy sauce fish and replaced it with a plastic sachet packet that has 1/4 of the soy sauce so they give you heaps more of them.

I spent two hours preparing a lasagne then when it was ready to cook the oven shorted the electricity and wouldn’t work. A brilliant suggestion from my husband and I’m now cooking my dinner in the Ziggy barbecue. I guess at least it’s getting used.

I'm manifesting

Just got this in the post UGH. 🤮 and I have a "No Junk Mail" sign as well.

Winter on the east coast of Australia. High of 20°, sunshine and people sunbathing on the sand. Not bad, hey?

Seems like the English idiots learned nothing from the Brexit disaster and the Tory Party who grifted, conned and scammed the country. When given the chance they just vote for the Brexit/Tory party again. Even more reasons for independence.

“Stupid is as stupid votes”

I remember seeing H&E Monthly on the shelves of the newsagent and getting so excited. After school I would nonchalantly loiter around the R rated mags and when I got a chance, open one up hoping to see a button mushroom sticking out of a substantial pubic bush.

Unpacking a box yesterday I found the Knight Bus and was so sad. It was given to me as a Christmas present by my in-laws because they knew I liked Harry Potter. JKR is a hateful, bigoted, misogynist and has made the trans community’s life’s hell. Her legacy is now trash.

Darlene’s wig bag is my kind of drag. #DarleneMitchell #RuPaulsDragRace

On my OnePass app it refers to flybus. Is that like an airbus? Can I use my flyby points to catch the flybus? 🛩️👈👉🚍

I'm not sure what the Accu in AccuWeather stands for, but it can't be accurate because this is what the app says and a picture I took of the 27° weather outside

This is all we need. A senile megalomaniac hovering over the nuke button. 🎃☢️😵💣🍊🤯

I also read this by @queersurgeon.bsky.social

So at the lowest estimate of trees per sq km (81,700 -232,600) this equates to over 2 billion trees and that doesn’t account for all the wildlife that inhabit these forests. Jarrah trees are slow-growing, taking 250 to 400 years to reach a 70cm diameter. Absolute scum.

I fixed it.

I borrowed a book from the library. I sometimes come across marks on pages (perhaps from food) but a book with 20 or more folded corners is a new one on me. What are your feelings about how people treat library books?

Australia has a population of 25 million and 3,500 chargers The UK has a population of 70 million 87,000 chargers

Yup. We had one.

No. He’s supporting the board’s decision.

I’ve read this whole series. I love them. Also recommend “The Stranger Times” It’s murder mystery with a supernatural twist and I really enjoyed it.

This is the absolute king of takeaway container lids. 👑

We’re in Wollongong. Not looking that great for tomorrow.

Ugh. Here we were hoping Aussies weren’t as fucking stupid but… The only way to “Make Australia Great Again” would be to go back 237 years and stop the boats.