Perhaps Greg, Stephen, Vernon & Laura could cut back on avocado toast? And maybe the beeb could stop telling me my country is shite all the time

The VIP lane was a "misguided" attempt..... Fuck me sideways it was one of the largest criminal enterprises the UK has ever seen. They didn't "waste" anything, they deliberately defrauded their own country at its time of greatest need. Jail them all

These fellas popped up too! I genuinely thought they were dead, despite my efforts. Another triumph ✊ at back is 4 totties I planted in spring to see what happened, well they grew ....😂

Me wildflowers finally popped . The poppies are shut for the evening and I can't remember the name of anything else 🙈 I'm a shite gardener so this is quite a big win 😂

Salmon farming in Scottish waters is an environmental crime, billions spent to Greenwash it as "organic". The poor things swim around in a cage and are doused in pesticides. They create tons of waste and decimate the local ecosystem. Parasites infest wild fish, all for profit. Disgrace

This wee fella is nesting in a bush at the bottom of the garden with his beau. Posed for a picture today

This is the actual wildflowers that made it. Pretty and the bees like em but I wanted big fuckers like last year 😂 not poppies in a bin. Insert your own metaphor

Was trolling through my phone, forgot I took this . River Tay , pure bliss 😍 absolutely adore Scotland. It's good for the soul 😁

A lovely pink poppy grew in my weed bin. Just noticed it as I was about to chuck it out. Suppose it can wait. Life is fulla nice surprises amid the crushing doom 😂

Sand Martins on the river Tay to cleanse your soul. They fly all the way from Africa to breed in the summer. Amazing wee things, listened to them for hours today. Escaped the world for a glorious 12 hours, just found out Starmer resigned an hour ago 😂 nature is so cool

Had a lovely father's day, lucky to have 2 wonderful kids. Anyway I took this photo about 6 years ago of my daughter and our wee dug Gordon who's no longer with us. I love photography but just got lucky with this one! I've got it on my wall

They want to take the decisions out of the hands of health professionals, this is absolutely disgusting. I've had a PIP assessment at my very lowest and it was excruciating, embarrassing, shameful, dehumanising bureaucracy. I hate the UK government, truly hate them

Labour as usual aw fur coat & nae knickers. Another sternly worded speech that achieves absolutely diddly squat. What's the point if there's no consequences for ignoring said rules? 🤷

An all too rare 171! Unfortunately left 6 but won the leg . I feckin love the darts! It's such a good way of destressing

This morning on Sky News we were treated to Zia Yusuf for ten minutes spouting victimhood. Why oh why are we amplifying these pricks who want terror on our streets? They should be in court today, not on the telly 😡

Good read this. So refreshing and reflects our situation too. There's so many loopholes our tax laws are worthless for the rich. Magyar also closing loopholes by taxing spousal and children's assets. Well played sir 👊

Starmer is saying words again. Over 40% of right to buy homes are now in the private rental sector. Meanwhile, the housing benefit bill is the highest since 1970. The two are linked Keef, your government is subsidizing landlords you absolute twat

From my YouTube feed...from the apparently serious ITV news. I couldn't watch it but no doubt there's no evidence re the pen whatsoever

Here he is whining about it. He pursued her, jumped in front of her, shouted at her. I'm not SNP, I'm Green, but this is a disgrace. If the cops had ANYTHING on her she woulda been charged. They were desperate for that outcome

3 cheese focaccia! Oh to the Gods it's a triumph 😋. You have to make a focaccia dough sandwich with cheddar, mozzarella & parmesan in the middle. Plus herbs from the garden. Next time I'm sticking some prosciutto in to see if it works. Bon appetit!

Had another go at cinnamon rolls. Look like cartoon dog jobbies this time

Tonight's selection is "The Curse of Blondie" from 2003. Received mixed reviews as it's all over the place style wise, I enjoy that tho. Give me chaos over order 😆

Ha! My ex wife (and good pal) heard on the grapevine I was building some planters. This one is for roses to grow up her fence so it's bottomless and shabby. Nice to be nice.

Morning rolls! Incredibly unhealthy, loadsa sugar and full fat milk but oh so tasty. Slap a square sausage in and you've won at life 😁 these are easy to make, just need patience.

My maw just had her second new hip for free (plus a knee). I'm sick fed up of hearing how bad the SNHS is when they've looked after me & my family so well. Anyway I knocked up a flower bed for her in the sweltering heat today for when she's back in the garden. Good son points bagged ☺️

This reminds me of a pencil drawing of Mr Bean I have proudly hanging by my front door. It tickles me every time I look at it. Folk always comment on how "life-like" it is because they are incapable of admitting is dreadful 🤣 #longlivemrbean

Set up by the Tories, made worse by Labour* *Blames SNP 🤷🤷🤷

There's been another development folks....

Cinnamon rolls!what a mess to make but one got pinched before I could get a picture. In my usual rustic fashion 😂 absolutely delish 😋

Shadow First Minister? What the fucking fuck??? This is blatant misinformation surely. Like, you can't just make up your own titles 😂 I thought it was fake shite at first but it's on their official page. Madness 😜