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@grapeschitz

life is a party and i’m the piñata @cabrecouture.bsky.social

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grape@grapeschitz· 8d

smaller things in the back 🖼️

old photo from the badger’s glory days of him willing the tiger belt

various collectibles and figurines of the badger’s wrestler persona.

grape@grapeschitz· 8d

Life slows down after retiring from the Wresting Entertainment Business to the Business of Wresting Entertainment. But, some fresh faces in the industry still recognize you and are eager to ask you to show off some signature moves! Might just require a partner and well… one thing leads to another…

sweaty badger in a tie, dress shirt, boxers, garters and dress shoes. bending over a sweaty kangaroo in just a tie and glasses on a desk.

the office setting features old collectible figures from the badger’s glory days and a massive black and white photo of his tiger belt win

grape@grapeschitz· 11d

growing physically but hoping mentally

grape goat struggling and sweaty thinking mid rep “i hope i’m a good… *ngh* friend..”

he finishes the rep and goes ~whew~ as accumulated sweat flies off

grape@grapeschitz· 12d

i did ñata-gree to this ❌🍬

*aardvark grabs piñata goat away and book written by Dan Gheesling on how to be cast on a reality tv show flies away*
“Hey, come with me a sec-“
“❗️”

“Alright, kid whatcha got in there?”
“⁉️”

*snout enters piñata mouth*
“Come on, let your step-vark in”

*snout-o-location*
“Lion-icorish, Chocobats, ughh, ANYTHING new in here?”
“Oh hold on.. is that?”

*snout retracts from inside piñata stomach cavity with a thought to be discontinued candy*
“He-Hey! Thought you stopped making these! Appreciate it dude!”

“😵‍💫”

grape@grapeschitz· 15d

got the exclusive with local legend for my hot new channel, he used to dress up as a chicken to bring mouthes into a restaurant. he’s retired from the gig but still gets feathered up… just cause~

“yo what is UP you guys! Today i am with Mr. Cluck himself, my boy Bravado! Say “what’s up, cluckers?”
“ehehehe”

“shake a little something for us!!”
“yeaaah show off those tail feathers!!”

grape@grapeschitz· 17d

juuust makin conversation

“Hey wat’cha readin about? The Swifts and the Beibs?”
“Bet you didn’t think I knew who they were! Heh heh…”

“…”

grape@grapeschitz· 18d

spent hours browsing for someone
i could commission art of us from

i think you’ll really like the one based on our favorite date

even bribed your dream maker
for not one slot, but two…

cause even suiting wouldnt be any fun
if i couldn’t do it with you

grape@grapeschitz· 24d

got this piece from @otterrodri.bsky.social a few years back, still in love with it <33

adorable purple goat in yellow briefs giving it a tug

grape@grapeschitz· 27d

i’ll come to see you when i can

let you know when i missed the layover flight

it’s cold rain and winter frost in seattle

but your arms will keep me warm tonight

grape@grapeschitz· Jul 9

we have a logo!! thank you sooo much to @mmmatch.es for the extra help finalizing the image and everyone who gave their input. i hope you all continue to watch my creative endeavors as grape and as cabre couture <3

grape@grapeschitz· Jun 25

do not steal my leftovers i will literally vore you comm for jym 🦊

orange fox reads from a drawn on clock on his wrist: “Blimey, look at the time! Just enough to steal my flatmate’s precious noodles”
“Yesss there they are. He’s gonna be so mad, but he’ll never know it was me right??”
He opens the fridge and is greeted with a “FREEZE!”
Micro grape (a purple goat) in the fridge points a shrink ray at Jym fox and fires
Jym wakes up between two chopsticks and thinks “I thought we agreed no shrink ray for punishment.” only to be greeted with goat mouth
“uhhh… Grape? Let’s be civil..”
Too late.
Jym enters goat maw and quickly loses balance, before falling into goat throat he begs “Wait! I can pay you back!” His last word is “please”
Grape is very pleased and takes a big gulp of the fox like he just ate a dumpling without chewing.
Grape gets to eating his own noodles in his underwear as Jym’s spirit flies away 🕊️
“Shooot. There goes half the rent”

grape@grapeschitz· Apr 10

hey you forgot to pick me up from the room party

grape@grapeschitz· Apr 6

ty @tofte.bsky.social and @obreeon.bsky.social for taking this goat out to the dunes to shred 🏜️🐐🔥

grape@grapeschitz· Apr 6

semifinal stop on the grapeschitz farewell tour

grape@grapeschitz· Apr 3

i’m at LVFC!! if you see me, pls ask to take a pic! im retiring this suit at the end of this con

grape@grapeschitz· Apr 2

you can do your best to keep the volume down, not a lot you can do about the involuntary glowing

blue and cream jackal-hyena hybrid and purple goat in kink gear in a club setting. sonata, the jackal-hyena reaches in grape goat’s shiny briefs. sonata invites grape to the bathroom with a suggestive suggestion. grape blushes and nods.

sonata’s spikes glow involuntarily to match his emotions*

grape tops sonata in club bathroom stall, biting on the end of sonata’s leash. sonata grips onto the wall of the stall, it shakes violently. grape asks to switch potions, sonata says 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍”

a wolverine notices the light show from outside the stall while at the urinal, annoyed and confused.

sonata takes a seat back as grape grips onto the bathroom handle as he slowly but forcefully tries to take sonata’s glowing knot. streeeetch.

another push, and *POP* in it goes. grape takes the whole thing, what a champ!! he rides and tugs against it.

not long after, sonata asks for a turn to be bred by the goat again

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 27

helloooo!!!! commissions open now through sunday! forms.gle/nztuENvJSB4G...

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 24

enjoying all the feet-ures underpa.ws has to offer

grape in his underwear with a throbbing tent, very discombobulated under a massive paw mere... feet... from his face

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 24

mondays. am i right?

“Giga-Moss” latches himself onto the side of the Seattle Space Needle, “King Kong” style . dust and debris cloud beneath him. he grips onto a normal sized goat in his free hand. the goat blushes as he “tries” to make a half-ass escape.

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 17

that’s the last time i let a handsome silver raccoon buy me a drink

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 16

split-screen gaming really gets the blood flowing

goat and deer on couch in their underwear, discarded clothes scattered around.

both have visible excitement in their briefs. the deer can’t take his eyes off the goat’s bulge.

something gay is about to happen

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 14

as far as TF sitters go, i'm pretty tops

Grape is behind Hans, attaching an ear tag to the mutt.
after being attached, it seems Hans' ear has turned into the shape of a goat's ear. with the tag reading "04"
panicked, Hans reaches for the tag with bare paws, as horns begin to sprout. somehow the ear tag has now moved up, reading "38"
the tag ticks higher, as Hans' paws turn into useless hooves, hooves that could never be dexterous enough to remove an ear tag. realization sets in as the ear tag flashes "64. 65.. 66..."

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 12

D) none of the above

grape@grapeschitz· Mar 9

when you want a late-night snack but your raccoon roommate beat you to it

scruffy raccoon in lime briefs sits inside a emptied out refrigerator. holding a slice pepperoni mushroom pizza in one hand, and a beer in the other. he licks his lips while making eye contact with the viewer.

grape@grapeschitz· Feb 20

my spring art commissions are open! featuring a new TOS with transparency on my commission process 💜 forms.gle/T37cnnXvZ9rH...

grape@grapeschitz· Feb 19

now you’re speakin my language

dogs in briefs, one comes from behind and sticks his hand near the other’s crotch area.
“awruff?” the groped one asks
“awruff. wuff. wuff” the other replies
“cool. set the table”

grape@grapeschitz· Feb 1

i’ve always wanted to merge my two hobbies of Furry and Survivor into one. thank you to Tom for making that dream come true! Comm for Tom 🐭 (happy birthday to maple! 🎂🐺)

Orange mouse in a Jeff Probst outfit is putting an “immunity necklace” on the neck of a kneeling wolf. “Individual Immunity goes to Maple!” says the mouse.

The pair are on a beach in front of a completed puzzle that spells out “outbleat - outbaah - outgrass- GOATVIVOR”.

grape@grapeschitz· Jan 31

cw: urinating/drugs 🔞 “yeah just draw whatever you want” me: *fursona taking a piss in the bathroom at a gay club while some weasel twinks snort something* comm for martin 🐺

Dimly Lit Gay Club Bathroom

Blue Wolf in a harness and chaps taking a leak into a communal urinal. He’s focused on an asian palm civet and a ferret at the sink.

The asian palm civet is in a crop top and a thong, leaning over with his nose pressed to the ferret’s hand. The ferret is in a mesh tank top and 4 inch inseam shorts.

grape@grapeschitz· Jan 26

absolutely do come as you are and make your voice heard 🐾 it takes all kinds to beat fascism

a wolf, goat, dog, and snow leopard in the snow protesting with signs that say "ABOLISH ICE" and "ICE OUT" as well as an upside-down american flag

grape@grapeschitz· Jan 25

*through muzzle* “FUCK ICE” 🐺 @katav.gay 🐺🐺 @doubledogx2.bsky.social 🐆 @snepstuffs.bsky.social