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Grass 🌱@grass· 11d

She’s still high as a kite hours later, everything must have been spinning poor baby, I’ve never seen her tail so low :(

Grass 🌱@grass· 11d

I lived bitch

Stanced up tortie cat with a bandaged leg, she is high as a kite coming down off anaesthetic

Grass 🌱@grass· 11d

Had to leave grief counselling early for an emergency vet appointment

Grass 🌱@grass· 15d

Gotta drink more water

Grass 🌱@grass· 25d

We’re best friends now

Grass 🌱@grass· 29d

Warms the house and my belly :)

A homemade pizza, it is mushroom, prosciutto, red onion and mozarella

Grass 🌱@grass· Jul 11

Was worried I might have had too much anchovy for the broc but it turns out that’s not really possible

A large mound of chopped up anchovy, a baking tray of broccolini waits in the background

Grass 🌱@grass· Jul 11

Steak with green peppercorn sauce and garlic anchovy broccolini

The aforementioned meal on a white plate

Grass 🌱@grass· Jul 10

Behold!

Grass 🌱@grass· Jul 8

The absolute fucking state of it!!!! We said we hoped for trains to be back for peak hour but waited until it was past 5 to tell everyone to go fuck themselves and figure it out!!!!! As though people who got the train into the city have “their own transport” to get home with!!!!!

Speaking to reporters at lunchtime, V/Line chief executive William Tieppo said the operator was hoping to restore service by the afternoon peak, but by 5.05pm, V/Line advised passengers service would not be restored into tomorrow morning.
“Services continue to be impacted following the national Telstra outage,” the message read. “This includes all services tonight and tomorrow morning. Passengers are advised to defer travel where possible.”
Impact of the outage
“Thousands” of Telstra customers affected
300+
V/Line trains cancelled
Triple Zero calls dropped
Triage issues for Triple Zero callers
Uber drivers unable to take bookings
Retail terminals knocked out
Those passengers attempting to travel from Southern Cross on Wednesday evening were told there were not enough replacement buses and they would be on their own.
FROM OUR PARTNERS
“We’re suggesting all customers make their own way home,” an announcement on a loudspeaker said. “It’s recommended you make your own way home with your own transport.”
Customers were told there would be a two- to three-hour wait for a replacement bus.

Grass 🌱@grass· Jul 5

I made a little cage to put my fallen hair out for the birds

A tangle of wire inside which is a tangle of hair

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 28

Scran

Curry in a pan, it’s an orangey brown colour and visible are chickpeas, red onion and spinach

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 22

An owl got in the house

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 21

A tweet that shows someone saying 9 inches isn’t a big dick, and someone else replying “we got miss deep dish pussy over here”

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 20

Pasta with scallops and capers

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 19

They took her feet :(

A car raised up on a big Jack, it has no tyres

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 15

Made my mums cookie recipe

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 14

Brisket and mac

Baked Mac and cheese, the inside is saucy

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 13

My baby

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 12

Me on da toilet

Business signage that says browns piling

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 8

A favoured friend was freed from under the fridge

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 8

Once you start make master stock chicken it’s really hard to stop

Chicken noodle soup, a clean broth with ramen, pak choy, scallions and poached chicken

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 7

Raspberry-lemon banana-oat bread

Grass 🌱@grass· Jun 4

Flowers for my mama

Delphiniums in a vase behind a rainy window, there are some wilting orchids poking in from out of frame

Grass 🌱@grass· May 31

A thing of beauty, before it is defiled

A fresh unsullied 32cm stainless steel frypan

Grass 🌱@grass· May 11

Big Caesar, not the little one 😤

Grilled chicken Caesar salad in a massive bowl

Grass 🌱@grass· Apr 22

Whenever I use this big crazy knife I get an overwhelming urge to chop up my arm

Massive square Chinese knife, looks like a cleaver (it’s not)

Grass 🌱@grass· Apr 19

Chinese noodle soup, the broth was a byproduct of making Kakuni, the chicken was leftover from sandwiches, so all I had to do was season it and add the noodles and veg :)

A pot of the aforementioned soup, the ramen is still straight having not cooked long

Grass 🌱@grass· Apr 11

Look at how fucked up my tonsils are rn

A mouth with tonsils so swollen they almost touch

Grass 🌱@grass· Apr 7

First soup of the season, if you squint you can see a teenage mutant ninja turtle