GreenPortal

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Green | Any pronouns | Aperture employee and protector of Soup. I'm just here to make sure nobody takes my username. Follow me on Pillowfort:

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GreenPortal@greenportal· 4d

Photo of a cross-eyed tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat. She is looking at the camera with her tongue sticking out.

GreenPortal@greenportal· 9d

This scared the crap out of me last night.

What appears to be a dark photo of a glowing, smiling robot head on spider-like legs. It has some kind of headlamp, and its body is hidden in the shadows. It's actually the side panel of a pickup truck reflecting the house around the road curve. The house had lights on in two upstairs windows, and string lights on the front porch.

GreenPortal@greenportal· 14d

Photo of two cats in a cardboard strawberry flat. The cross-eyed tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat on the left is sitting up. The brown tabby on the right is loafing.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jul 25

Salad is Soup's pet but also his babysitter.

Various doodles of Soup (who looks like a jellybean with fluffy hair, stubby legs, and a sigma for a face) and his much bigger sheep-like alien buddy (originally a Snugget from Starbound, but his design has changed since this old drawing), Salad. The scenes show Salad protecting Soup from pulling a box off a shelf and onto himself, Salad chasing after Soup as he squeaks excitedly, Salad returning from the chase having caught Soup by the tail, and the two of them having a nap.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 28

“Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.”

Photo of a can of tomatoes. Someone without a can opener has tried to open it with a hammer instead.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 25

Test result: Stinky

Photo of a tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat. She has pulled back from the camera compared to the first pic, so that more of her body is visible and in focus. Her eyes are still crossed, and her mouth is open in disapproval.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 25

You have been selected for the sniff test!

Photo of a tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat. It is an extreme close-up of her face. Her crossed eyes are in focus, but the rest of her is blurry.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 15

Guess what movie I saw for the first time tonight

Line drawing of a tiny, fluffy kitten with a toy mouse in its mouth. It is surrounded by sparkles and the words, "This is the skin of a killer, Bella."

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 6

I didn't have my phone on me to get a picture of her face when I accidentally squeezed the ball's squeaker while she was eating her birthday breakfast. Please accept this reenactment that I drew in a moving car:

Line drawing of a cross-eyed cat's face. Her ears are standing straight up and the tip of her tongue is sticking out of her mouth.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 6

She got a rubber ball (meant to play fetch with a dog) to replace her previous favorite toy, which was an orange that she stole off the counter. (I had to throw it away when it started to rot)

Photo of a cross-eyed tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat lying on the floor. One paw is holding on to an orange.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 6

Today was Anya's 7th birthday!

Photo of a cross-eyed tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat sitting on a bathroom counter. She has her head tilted up and is looking down at the phone. Her paw is reaching out for the phone like she's taking a selfie.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 2

✨️Qrp with your Pride Flags✨️

The Asexual Pride flag: Horizontal stripes of black, gray, white, and purple.

The Genderqueer Pride flag: Horizontal stripes of light purple, white, and dark green.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 1

You won't get the sticker that my assistant licked when I walked away for half a minute.

Photo of the same art cutting board as the previous post, but zoomed out to show the mess on the rest of the desk. A broken sewing machine and the tools I was using to fix it have been pushed to the back. A brown tabby cat sits on a ledge behind the machine. She is looking around at what I'm working on.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jun 1

If anyone is going to Sci-Fi Valley Con this month and is interested in free Soup stickers, you'll probably be able find me around the GearBox Union table.

Photo of my art cutting board, where I am using an X-acto knife to cut out stickers of my OC, Soup. He looks like a glowing blue jellybean with stubby legs, fluffy hair, and a Sigma symbol instead of a face. The sticker designs are just him standing, a close-up of his "face" like he's peeking over something, him floating with a bunch of balloons, and two tiny speech bubbles with a heart inside.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Apr 4

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Illustration of a walleyed cat licking a bitrhday cake while surrounded by balloons. The text reads, "It's your Birthday today!"

GreenPortal@greenportal· Apr 1

She drivin'!

Photo of a cardboard cat scratcher toy/house designed to look like a food truck. A tuxedo cat has her head sticking out of the hole in the windshield. Today was her 20th birthday.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Apr 1

Not an April Fools prank: Today is Cleocatra's 20th birthday! 🎊🎂

Photo from 2009 of a tuxedo cat standing on her back legs. One paw is braced against a screen door. It looks like she is waving to the viewer.

Photo from 2011 of a fat tuxedo cat sitting on a toilet, only visible through a cracked door while the rest of the picture is dark. There is an ominous feeling to the way she stares at the viewer in the darkness.

Photo from 2016 of a tuxedo cat curled up on a brown couch. One soft white paw is extended towards the viewer. The lighting makes her look very glamorous

Photo from 2026 of a tuxedo cat on a gray carpet, staring at the viewer. She is very skinny and scruffy now. Her whiskers are tangled and her eyes are clouded. She is still beautiful and very loved.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Mar 9

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Blurry photo of a tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat sitting in the crow's nest of a cat tree. Her paws are resting on the edge, and she is yawning. But her pose looks more like she is gripping the edge as she screams.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Mar 6

Update:

Similar photo of two cats on an electric blanket, only now they have flipped over so that they are sitting shoulder-to-shoulder. Both have their arms outstretched next to each other.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Mar 5

[Tries to pull the heated blanket up over my shoulders] Oh.

Photo of the rest of the heated blanket on the floor behind me. A brown tabby and tortoiseshell cat are both curled up and asleep on it.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Mar 5

The "No talk me. I angy" kitten meme, redrawn as a little fluffy glowing creature named Soup.

4 panel comic of Soup being upset until someone hands him his favorite plushie. It's actually loss.jpg

GreenPortal@greenportal· Feb 24

"And quit starin' at me with them big ol' eyes!"

Photo of a dirty industrial-sized mixing bowl. Inside are other dirty dishes: two bundt pans and a long-handled scoop. They have fallen in a way that resembles two big eyes and a long nose. Several of the batter scrape marks left in the mixing bowl by the spatula could be seen as a mouth, depending on the viewer's preference.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Feb 18

She was doing a blep until *right* when I took the picture 😭

Photo of a tortoiseshell (Black & brown) cat sitting on a dining chair. She is cross-eyed, but looking off to the right, so only one pupil is visible. One of her fangs is sticking out of her mouth.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Feb 15

Flawless. No notes.

The OP's flag, which gives the warning "Adult Content: Does not include nudity."

GreenPortal@greenportal· Feb 14

Valbatimes

Photo of chocolate-covered strawberries on a parchment-lined pan. The top row is milk chocolate with Valentines sprinkles. The bottom row is white chocolate with Valentines sprinkles. The middle row has tiny tuxedos made of white and milk chocolate, including bowties and buttons.

Photo of a giant chocolate chip cookie. The border is covered in a pattern of white, red, hot pink, and pastel pink hearts drawn in icing.

Photo of donuts on a metal donut screen. The left half are iced in red, and the right half are pink. The top half have Valentine's sprinkles, and the bottom half have either an X or O drawn in the opposite color.

Photo of long john donuts on a black plastic display tray. They are base iced in maple, chocolate, or vanilla icing, with an even amount of each (minus one maple). Half of the vanilla ones are dyed red, and the other half are pink. Half of all of the donuts have Valentine's sprinkles, the other half have "XOXO" written in either pink or red icing.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Feb 8

Techbros: I need AI because drawing is too hard and takes too long ;-; 😭 Me, intentionally designing my OC to be easy to draw so that I can doodle him in 10 seconds: Go, little guy, go! Yayy! Wheeee!

Assorted doodles of my OC, Soup. He looks sort of like a jellybean with stubby legs, fluffy hair, and a Sigma symbol for a face. None of the doodles are colored, and all are drawn in green. He's doing different things like headstands, tumbles, loafing, floating with a bunch of balloons, playing with a pinwheel, and swinging on a baby swing. In the bottom corner is the old design of his sheep-like alien buddy, Salad.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Feb 1

This is about #PokemonTCGPocket

A 4-panel comic. In panel 1, Arceus faces Giratina, who appears as a shadowy cloud only faintly illuminated by a red glow coming from his eyes and spikey things. Arceus (who is also covered in the glow) says, "You cannot defeat me, Giratina. For I do not fear you." Panel 2 zooms in on what little of Giratina's face there is, as his eyes glow brighter. He says in a sharpened speech bubble, "No? Then tell me, what do you fear?" Panel 3 zooms on Arceus's face as he points off-screen and says "That." Panel 4 shows his hoof pointed towards an Alcremie, who happily smiles and waves.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jan 25

Photo of a tortoiseshell (black & brown) cat sitting in the corner. She is cross-eyed, and has orange spots above her eyes that look like angry eyebrows.

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jan 25

What does this button do? #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky

GreenPortal@greenportal· Jan 13

It's 6 hours away from my house, but the Current River will always be my home.