Koh The Nutt Stealer
@gregathus88
[He/Him] Late 30s. NSFW. Black. Queer. Aaliyah, Buffy, horror, travel, writing, dick… Vampire slaying, earthbending, Digidestined witch. Dark, Ground and Dragon type trainer. Business inquiries: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
How you gon tell someone you wish their ass was bigger then get mad when they say they wish your dick was bigger? “That’s different!” No it ain’t. Maybe you should’ve just sat there and shut the fuck up. Now look at you. Feelings hurt. Ego bruised.
Why is it that the later it gets, the more intense the fireworks get? It’s late! People are trying to sleep! Yall should’ve gone all out at a decent hour, like Never O’Clock.
Yoooooo 😂😂😭😭😭 J is hilarious for this. “…I have another product I’d like to introduce you to, it’s called ‘lotion.’”
I may or may not have taken this at Sunnydale High School… anyway, Happy 🍑 Day 😈😏
Mountain Dew donuts??????? Who the FUCK thought that was a good idea?!?!?!
Haven’t given him some booty in a while. Maybe I should since he’s sending such sweet little notes like this lol
All the pretty dicks on the skyline. Oomf… Just know I absolutely would…
Not this musty bitch running around my island with fleas!!! Oh she gotta go immediately. Maybe you should take more showers, Wendy. Now you gotta get evicted and sent to the void.
Mouth is WATERING just thinking about that man’s cooking. I get to eat good then sleep on them big ol hairy tiddies. It needs to be September already.
