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greggy@greggy· 21d

The Odyssey

greggy@greggy· 25d

dont worry guys, looks like it was these few heads of lettuce that were causing the big poops. perps are in custody.

2 heads of some greens with the caption There are the potential sources behind Michigan's diarrhea-causing illness

greggy@greggy· 25d

just a big mitten-shaped cloud of wildfire smoke in the sky

greggy@greggy· 27d

these are the last photos...for now.

our friend Zach of the Nerveless Nocks performing on his water jetpack thing. you can see the huge Funnel of Fear waterslide in the background.

Mitch taking a stroke on the mini golf green

Mitch has blatant disrespect for all authority.

greggy@greggy· 27d

me and @howintensive.bsky.social took a trip to the woods of Muskegon to visit Michigan Adventures for this week's Yes! Michigan! here's a pic of us riding Shiver Me Timbers. open.spotify.com/episode/6tvc...

greggy@greggy· 28d

Oops I mean had to rent out the theater for Evil Dead Burn. I paid the kid extra to turn off the AC. I’m gonna SWEAT.

greggy@greggy· 28d

Evil Dead Burn

greggy@greggy· Jul 12

This bee is so busy. I just saw them hit up like 15 different flowers. Dusty as hell. Still going strong.

A bumblebee on a field of grass, covered in pollen

greggy@greggy· Jul 12

if i could get anything on my hot dog, i think it would be World Peace

greggy@greggy· Jul 10

Zane is so cool

greggy@greggy· Jul 10

The petting zoo at Michigans Adventure is the GOAT

greggy@greggy· Jul 8

I've got Mitch McConnell on the line, what exactly did you want to know? And be precise.

screenshot from the "Speak to Dead" segment of the Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie

greggy@greggy· Jul 4

halo burger made a boom boom

greggy@greggy· Jul 3

Backrooms Take Two

greggy@greggy· Jul 1

oops meant to put the episode art on there

greggy@greggy· Jul 1

in a nutshell, basically

GENX IN A NUTSHELL:
AGE: 45-60
CURRENTLY LOOKS 30-40
WILL THROW HANDS
SPEAKS SARCASM FLUENTLY
GREAT WORK ETHIC
ZERO TOLERANCE FOR STUPIDITY

greggy@greggy· Jul 1

Jackass: Best and Last

greggy@greggy· Jun 28

behold my wonderful olive burger hat. it brings good luck to baseball teams i look at.

greggy@greggy· Jun 27

Supergirl

greggy@greggy· Jun 27

Lovely new parking lot at the Leo’s Coney Island on Miller Road in Flint Township!! #YesMichigan

The parking lot was resurfaced recently with new parking lines pained on. There are a couple large pickup trucks.

greggy@greggy· Jun 21

The Death of Robin Hood

greggy@greggy· Jun 21

i was just wondering. i am athiest personall;y

rippling water with a caption that reads :If you were obligated to swear fealty to a single Chaos God and they turn you into a Daemon Prince, which would you serve?
(You are favored by whichever you choose)
saw this on facebook, no clue as to the context though it seems kind of anime-y

greggy@greggy· Jun 16

Disclosure Day

greggy@greggy· Jun 16

just remembered i needed to get the podcast out today! me and @howintensive.bsky.social went to the Midwest Invitational Rodeo in Mt. Morris, Michigan and then talked all about it! also RIP to Gene Shalit open.spotify.com/episode/0FKk...

Gene Shalit in the 70s in a yankees hat and dark sunglasses looking like an absolute stud

an old-time cowboy saloon in probably the 60s, completely wood paneled

a dude ranch again probably in the 60s, a swarm of people on horses milling around

mitch and greggy at the midwest invitational rodeo. greggy is wearing a cowboy hat Mitch loaned him and a tshirt he bought at the rodeo. Mitch is wearing a sharp cowboy hat and holding jamaican jerked chicken he had just bought. Mitty the Michigan I Voted Sticker Contender joins the party and gives a big wink and thumbs up.

greggy@greggy· Jun 15

The Furious

greggy@greggy· Jun 15

Had to rent out the theater in Grand Blanc this time to see The Furious. Don’t want anyone making fun of me for sounding out the subtitles.

Greggy looking dashing and intelligent in a empty movie theater

greggy@greggy· Jun 15

a beautiful white horse on an overcast beach trotting towards a bottle of Wild Horse wine photoshopped to look as though it's huge and in the distance. the caption says "It's Wine O'Horse Somewhere". it's very fuzzy and blurred.
I made this a couple years ago and dont remember the context or anything

greggy@greggy· Jun 14

It’s WILD that the new york public library has the ORIGINAL winnie the pooh dolls and ANYONE who wants can wipe their butt with them.

handmade winnie the pooh, eeyore, kanga and roo, and idk who this other guy is, a rat or something. theyre very very old so kind of raggedy and bedraggled looking which is why i say people wipe their butts with them but im sure theyre wonderful in person. sorry to the dolls
oh i guess the rat must be tigger

greggy@greggy· Jun 13

look, i really hate to be the bearer of bad news but there's simply no way to sugar-coat this.

a update for the old and bad MMO Rift with some generic-looking characters in the header image and that says "Hello Ascended!
The Hellbugs are back, and they are invading Telara! (fire emoji)"

greggy@greggy· Jun 11

please mind your own business Dr Joel Gator. i will continue testing my children on their knowledge of celebrities and brands like my parents did and their parents before them