Greg Tito

@gregtito

Author, playwright, screenwriter, and podcaster. gregtito.com

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Greg Tito @gregtito· 3d

In his designer shades. Mural on Avalon ave in West Seattle, less than a mile from Easy Street

Mural on an electric box of Lane Staley, circle glasses, singing into a ic

Greg Tito @gregtito· 4d

great to see @themountaingoats.bsky.social tonight at East Street Records and say hi to John. I forgot to tell you how much i loved the new songs, man!

a crowded record store, shot from above looking down. in the distance, a lone rocker strums and sings beside a drummer in the purple light beneath a mirror ball

Greg Tito @gregtito· 7d

Listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social new album in prep for them playing a mile from here on Monday. Days. Got some bangers. Candlebox is a new classic

Greg holding a basketball up, in front of an outdoor court with green trees and blue sky poking out. He has old goodre sunglasses on

Greg Tito @gregtito· 16d

Oh! @themountaingoats.bsky.social are coming to my neighborhood record store!! I got to go say hi!

Mountain goats at Easy Street records in West Seattle. 8/10 Monday

Greg Tito @gregtito· 21d

They call me Dr. Worm...

Made up Egyptian hieroglyphics in beige on the outside of a hotel in Las Vegas. Carved images include: A large owl. A cup shape. A hawk raptor thing and the cutest most metal worm I've ever seen!

Greg Tito @gregtito· 24d

The most Seattle image ...

Mariners game stands with Starbucks, Fred Meyer and Boeing billboards on display with the space needle far in the back.

Greg Tito @gregtito· 24d

Hot summer ballgame time.

Greg smiling in an easy street records tee with tan sunglasses and theariners ballpark behind him, the field green and sky blue

Greg Tito @gregtito· Jul 9

Board games are beautiful. So is Seattle from the @kingcountymetro.bsky.social Water Taxi in July. @senetmagazine.bsky.social

Greg on the water taxi docked with blue sky behind him and the puget sound. Greg is wearing a black shirt with pink lettering that says Board Games are Beautiful.

Blue water and blue sky, the Seattle skyline in between, weighted on the right side with the space needle small in the distant center.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Jun 13

What do we do about our boy Jeepers Creepers? He's not all that good but he's not all bad He won't mow the lawn and he won't get a job Where does he get his money from? It's driving us mad!

Still from Mr Show - Jeepers Creepers Semi Star. Two parent in a ridiculous black headdress standing on a scaffolding.

Still from Mr Show - Jeepers Creepers Semi Star. Two parents in a ridiculous black headdress standing on a scaffolding, blue sky behind them.

Greg Tito @gregtito· May 27

Sadly, the boys didn't want to play a rare variant of Chess Boxing I devised called Scythe Basketball...

Greg outside on the deck in Wesley Crusher hoodie, throwing horns with other dudes around a game table sporting Scythe with Wind Gambit expansion. Red, white and yellow minis spread on the board with many cards and pieces. Green trees in the background with a basketball hoop clearly visible.

Greg Tito @gregtito· May 20

Back on my bike and ferry bullshit...

Greg in dark sunglasses, grey sweatshirt and back pack at a pier with a bike helmet. He is not smiling.

Greg also not smiling. In drak sunnies at the Seattle side of pier with no helmet, grey hair shining

The puget sound in greys and clouds with a pier in foreground.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Apr 28

This you?? (saw a random thread mentioning once again how prescient the writing of AC was and I remembered our exchange)

Screen capture of Lal in Alpha Centauri
"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
Commissioner Pravin Lal, "U.N. Declaration of Rights"

Greg Tito @gregtito· Apr 27

The Gauntlet 2026 is a friendly board game competition among game companies in the Seattle area. Ravensburger has won against WOTC, Bungie and more the last two years. Hoping for a Three-peat! I'm raising money here for a good cause (Gamers Engaged) here. Donate! givebutter.com/gauntlet26/t...

Lineup of the winning team from last year's Gauntlet. Danny as Senshi, me as Greg Fieri, Lysa out of costume, and Paula as the Swedish Chef! (Part of the competition is dressing on theme, last year was FEAST!)

Greg Tito @gregtito· Apr 26

New meme format just dropped...

Greg smiling with daughter Edna screaming like the Coachella meme.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Apr 25

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

Greg in sunglasses holding basketball on a court with Altoids and a water bottle. He is ina Ensign Crusher sweatshirt.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Apr 18

Even though I finished in last place, I enjoyed my third playthrough of Flamecraft. Such a fun, light and cute game! Check the new minis!!!

Board shot of Flamecraft in the end game with lots of enchantments out. Plus fancy new dragon minis!

Greg Tito @gregtito· Apr 2

We are getting ready to start the Weekly Lorecast on twitch.tv/DisneyLorcana!

Greg Tito @gregtito· Mar 28

It is 1990. I am 11 years old and UConn has to defeat heavily-favored Duke to advance in the NCAA Tournament. It is 1999. I am 20 years old and UConn has to defeat heavily-favored Duke to win the Championship. It is 2004. I am 25 & UConn has to defeat heavily-favored Duke. It is 2026. I am 47 ...

Dr. Manhattan meme image with him sitting on a rock on Mars.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Mar 9

You're going to get a lot of hop-ons.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Mar 9

But also ...

A half drunk small glass of beer and a salted pretzel in the foreground,an airplane out of focus in the back

Greg Tito @gregtito· Mar 9

When in Frankfurt...

Greg holding a hot dog full of condiments in white paper in an airport setting.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Feb 16

In 2022, I made a short film. It's pretty dang good, all things considered. I hope you like it! Ex-Husband - a hard-drinking ladyboss w/ a sailor's mouth (played by @deebeck.bsky.social) learning some tough lessons about, you know, treating people like humans. youtu.be/yBCFjQGD5vo...

ctitle card for Ex-Husband showing Danielle Beckmann as Alison Chambers, a fast talking executive with an orange suit with a sour expression, and Bobby Moynihan as Larry, her second in command in a blue suit with a bowtie and a surprised face.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Feb 9

Interesting to see I'm still largely followed by folks in the RPG circle. Makes sense. Growth of followers could come through more interaction with spec fic authors and publishers.

Visualization of Bluesky users grouped by pockets of followers, gregtito shown on the fringes of the TTRPG community cluster.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Jan 24

Like the disco work out uni? Apparently they do sell them... instant purchase! www.paramountshop.com/products/sta...

Burnham, Tilly and another guy on the Star Trek Discovery wearing Star fleet issued work out tees with "Disco" on them

Greg Tito @gregtito· Dec 15

That's credits on this wonderful game. Quirky city builder on the good-natured humanity that will survive Really enjoyed the two dozen hours i poured into it to solve problems, raise seagulls, create a fusion reactor and an ozone barrier. I didn't realize the writing was by @writnelson.bsky.social!

Screenshot of the UI for Flotsam. The boat city I cbuilt over the course of the game is traversing a linear path with cartoon portraits of the game's designers on the path. The stream is blue water while the pollution is bright pink.

Screenshot of the UI for Flotsam Day 262. The boat city I cbuilt over the course of the game is traversing a linear path with cartoon portraits of the game's leads on the water's surface. The stream is blue water while the pollution is bright pink and purple, but the continent is green like in Waterworld.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Dec 12

Infinitely more exciting than the TGAs.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Nov 7

Waiting for Godot I've been inspired by it for decades, but this production was the first I saw live. Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter clowning through this life and/or purgatory. Amazing stuff.

Marquee of the Hudson threat with blue poster showing Keanu and Alex .

Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves during the curtain call on the set of Waiting for Godot: A large white cylinder.

The Hudson theater view from the balcony showing actors taking their place during the curtain call for waiting for Godot. The set is a large white cylinder with the ends pointing up stage, they are standing in the bottom. Metaphor!

Greg Tito @gregtito· Oct 28

Happy Halloween.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Sep 25

When I got said shirt in the mail from @senetmagazine.bsky.social, I realized I mistakenly ordered a SMALL when I am most definitely not a small person. So I ordered a LARGE. And will be gifting the small to someone at work.

selfie of Greg bearded with reading glasses sitting at a desk with boardgames and green houseplants visible. I'm wearing a very small black tee shirt from Senet that says Board Games Are Beautiful.

selfie of Greg outside on a deck, green trees behind me, smiling while sucking in my stomach. I'm wearing a very small black tee shirt from Senet that says Board Games Are Beautiful.

Greg Tito @gregtito· Sep 18

I don't know what you are all worried about, I get my news and information from the only source I trust!