Lucy Bloom

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sometimes write stuff for defector.com signal: yuck.20 west seattle, soon to be new york 🏴

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Lucy Bloom@groan· 11d

dump truck booty man...u.s. agent...could he be?

mgs codec call meme where snake is complaining about his buttcheeks alerting the guards

Lucy Bloom@groan· 11d

sure, i'm scared, but imagine how that ratchet strap feels

flatbed truck carrying a lot of flat boxes. the boxes are smashed at teetering off the sides, but at least they're held down by a ratchet strap which is literally dragging on the road

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jun 10

coyote out on the town, northwest 85th and 12th

coyote in the street at night, eyes glinting in the light

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jun 4

fox:

the old manager: "we're short staffed for tonight" worker: "damn thats crazy, goodluck tho" text message bit

Lucy Bloom@groan· Apr 26

anyone want a gently used "5 tool" mitch haniger bobblehead? honestly i think i can live without it

Lucy Bloom@groan· Apr 13

marketplace finds

facebook marketplace listing for "brokeback mountain halloween costume" with a pic of two girls doin the pose from the poster of the movie

Lucy Bloom@groan· Apr 9

screencap from barkley shut up and jam: gaiden where jordan arrests barkley for doing a chaos dunk

Lucy Bloom@groan· Apr 4

johnny knoxville saying "hi im rolls royce and this is an electric sequel to the chrysler crossfire"

Lucy Bloom@groan· Mar 31

are jeep owners okay?

jeep with the words "soul reaper" on the side

Lucy Bloom@groan· Mar 24

really good ichiro

ichiro bobblehead where he's got some significant width

Lucy Bloom@groan· Mar 22

ay look they got KNKX in the roottrees universe

a screencap from The Roottrees Are Dead, describing a local "Investigative Jazz" radio station, which plays jazz and the news.

Lucy Bloom@groan· Mar 22

in a saner world, classics like these would be valued like this. on the other hand, goofy ass Lowly Worm cars wouldnt be so rare in a saner world, so never mind, this guy is just nuts

a 2012 scion iq in admittedly good condition, somehow asking 17.5K

Lucy Bloom@groan· Mar 15

Lucy Bloom@groan· Feb 20

Man...

Ghost energy lucky charms with 17 grams of protein per serving

Lucy Bloom@groan· Feb 20

Woah, my ideological peers dicussing whether or not I deserve rights? Thankfully as a progressive, this would surely never happen to me, haha

"California Gov. Gavin Newsom agreed with Daily Wire founder Ben Shapiro Thursday that whether boys can become girls is one of the great deal-breaker issues for the Democratic Party."

Lucy Bloom@groan· Feb 18

I hate Starmer as much as anyone, but I don't think he meant that perpetrators of abuse should be tackling the issue of abuse. Mf needs an editor

Writing for the Guardian, Starmer said: “The burden of tackling abuse must no longer fall on victims. It must fall on perpetrators and on the companies that enable harm.”

Lucy Bloom@groan· Feb 18

REJECT MODERNITY, EMBRACE TRADITION

The RETVRN bit but with a Buick Lucerne instead of like, spartan spearmen or whatever

Lucy Bloom@groan· Feb 14

Wow, those sure are some Early Years!

Early Years section of a wikipedia article:

"Born Mark Lavon Helm in Elaine, Arkansas, his father's earliest immigrant ancestor to America was English colonist Israel Helm who arrived in what was then the Delaware Colony from Buckinghamshire, England in 1693."

Lucy Bloom@groan· Feb 2

it was looking bad a few minutes ago, 45 point deficit

Pistons beating the Nets 100-62 with 30 seconds to go in the third

Lucy Bloom@groan· Feb 1

One thing after another, ainit

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jan 30

Once more,

nine one one what is your emergency

what do you mean youre being murdered

thats illegal people cant do that

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jan 25

Lol this channel is a combat vet and his buddies *playing Arma*

dslyecxi's latest video thumbnail, its just ABOLISH ICE in giant letters

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jan 24

I appreciate the video analysis being done but at this point I think we all know what it will show. It's tomato season

Post from @sarahclazarus

every day we have to wake up, confront the most upsetting shit we'e ever seen, and then walk around obeying laws and saying "it's tomato season"

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jan 22

Went to check store hours and uhhh. Man I know Goodwill kinda sucks but what the hell is this shit

Goodwill advertising AI skills training:

"AI is transforming how we work. If you’ve been looking for a chance to learn foundational AI skills and boost your career potential, we’ve got just the thing for you. With support from Google.org, you can access the Google AI Essentials course at no cost to you for a limited time."

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jan 13

Some interesting facts about the Tootsie Roll

The first candy that Hirschfield created was Bromangelon Jelly Powder. He completed the invention of Tootsie Rolls in 1907 after patenting a technique to give them their unique texture. He named the candy after his daughter Clara, whose nickname was "Tootsie." The first Tootsie Rolls were marketed commercially in September 1908. Hirschfeld became vice-president of the company, which changed its name to Sweets Company of America in 1917, around the time of the retirement of founders Stern and Saalberg. Hirschfield resigned or was fired in 1920 and subsequently started Mells Candy. On January 13, 1922, in his room at the Monterey Hotel in Manhattan, he shot and killed himself, leaving a note saying that he was "sorry, but could not help it."

Lucy Bloom@groan· Jan 12

What ru doin the other hour?

Lucy Bloom@groan· Nov 25

First off, Matthew Rhys is the best fucking actor on the planet and its not close. And god help me they also put Claire Danes in that shit and made her character gay. This is such a crazy full body high euughhhhh

Lucy Bloom@groan· Nov 22

Zohran:

Lucy Bloom@groan· Nov 17

I dunno who needs to hear this but

Lucy Bloom@groan· Nov 14

Lol these idiots really think we're all gonna buy something at the end of this