Sam Neill Sam Stand Up

Jeremy Allen White Jeremy Allen Green

Now: probably LA Confidential At the time:

Seckou Keita can fuck off

Considering that game could conservatively have been 9-8, I think we can declare xG a load of shite and dump it in the bin

I mean

TOO LATE

Behold the Goblin Queen, the Terror of the Thames, the Black Beast with a Thousand Teeth

Any gardening types know what sort of slug this is? I think it's after my tomatoes

Yep it's Brighthelmston on my 1820 geological map of Britain

The definitive answer to the north-south "question"

1) this is an idiotic take 2) the "jUsT fiT AirCOn" thing is because Americans, even/especially left-liberal types, simply refuse to accept the realities of climate collapse and the massive social and economic changes needed to deal with it

🙄

Me visiting the reflecting pool

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

The first car I drove, and the last

why don’t Europeans jUsT FiT aiR cOnditiONiNg

Post your favourite Simpsons sign

🎶 "My mother did me deadly spite For she sent thieves in the dark of night Put my servants all to flight They robbed my bower, they slew my knight They couldn’t do to me no harm So they slew my baby in my arm Left me naught to wrap him in But the bloody sheet that he lay in" 🎶

"early modern Europe" is it

Don't even think about it

I mean. This isn't a thing we do?

Dalston

What was the last book you read?

There aren’t enough people called Gaylord any more. We should bring that back

The Soggy Bottom Boys have confirmed their withdrawal from the Freedom 250 concerts after revelations about the organisers' links to a certain secret society