guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹

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leftist unity dreamer. 🍞💧🏠📚🩺 are human rights. bodily autonomy, disability advocacy, pro-union, prison abolition, anti-AI. seize + redistro billionaire assets. NY anarchosocialist trans menace & art loving nerd art & cosplay @guillotinegobart.bsky.social

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· 24d

a man (beloved comedian, the late El Risitas) with slicked back hair, strong brows and moustache, with missing teeth, edited to have an extra large mouth, hysterically laughing

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Jul 7

hey people in & around NY if you have some free time for HORSESHOE CRAB + SCIENCE VOLUNTEERING pls check out the NYS environmental conservation. you can track & document our only blue blooded friends!! bolster your work history! meet people! ends July 16! apply to nyhorseshoecrab dot org/general-2

a meme by chris (simpsons artist) of a bald and nude squatting bipedal human with palm up, feeding a slice of watermelon to a strange bald hunched, quadrupedal creature with llama ears, too many human fingers, and human-like feet. the squatting one says "you are safe now my sweet child, and the quadrupedal creature is saying "i owe you my life."

i added simple lowercase text labeling the sqatting feeder a horseshoe crab, and the strange fed creature "everyone that's had medicine injected." this is bc horseshoe crab blood has been used to make medicines safe and we owe them greatly.

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· May 20

valella valella to the tune of shakira shakira

an instagram post from california state parks with an image of a blob creature on the beach. the jelly-like creature has a clear polygonal sail sticking up and bluish grey body. the text says:

Have you seen this blue voyager lately along California beaches? Wondering why you are seeing them wash ashore? The colorful and mysterious Velella velella (such a cool name!), known by many as by- the-wind sailors, are propelled by shifting currents and winds. Seen at Carlsbad State Beach, they can be translucent so make sure to look down as they can deliver a sting (not dangerous to human). Fun facts:

(jellyfish emoji) They are related to jellyfish but not the same marine creature.
(egg emoji)Plankton and fish eggs are their source of food.
(sailboat emoji) The direction of the sail along the float determines the way they will travel.

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· May 9

an old spiderman comic panel of spiderman confronting a pterosaur-like villain. the pterosaur guy says "WITH THE DNA WE GRAVE DESECRATION YOU CALL A MUSEUM, I HAVE PERFECTED THE SAURIANIZATION PROCESS. YOU RICE PAPER PUPPETS WILL BE GIVEN FORMS BEFITTING EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES."

spiderman says "you can rewrite DNA on the fly and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? but with tech like that, you could cure cancer!"

the pterosaur guy responds, "but i don't WANT to cure cancer. i want to turn people into dinosaurs."

for funsies, the pterosaur's face is covered with an unsightly image of rfk jr scrunching his crunchy face and sucking his teeth and (seemingly unintentionally) sticking out his tongue

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· May 7

wow i can't believe they stole 2 things

an article from lohud news titled White Plains Nordstrom employee accused of stealing 243 thousand dollar luxury merch

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Apr 24

all media outlets are focusing on the firing squad and not the LETHAL GAS

an excerpt from the memo that includes the federal execution protocol proposal for 3 methods, firing squad, electrocution, and lethal gas. i've highlighted lethal gas in orange for visibility.

it's a little on the nose for a fascist administration to literally try to permit gasing, but this admin is literally using the nazis as a blueprint

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Apr 9

i need someone to explain what expression causes a forehead to have creases like a doodle of flying birds, and what expression causes this fold above someone's brows that doesn't cause creases between the brows?? is it exclusive to miserable, bloodthirsty ogres?

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Apr 9

why is @thehill.com platforming the "i was almost transed" nonsense with their OpEd on conversion therapy? she's not an impartial moderate, she's promoting catholic dogma amy hamilton's sept 2025 article in Humanum, John Paul II Institute for Studies on Marriage & Family in DC

a screenshot of amy e. hamilton's article titled “Gender Affirming Professionals” and Transfers of Power: Children and Parents Divided Contra Mundum

the article begins with an indented quote:

For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and spirit, of joints and marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.
Hebrews 4:12

the article begins:
There is almost no rival to the power that gender ideology seeks to wield. It seeks nothing less than god-like power, using language not to clarify what is real but to divide, disrupt, and disorient. It cleaves body and soul (“gender identity”), bringing not peace but a sword. Gender ideology does not deal in objective material facts or diagnosable physical conditions but presents an alternative worldview about the truth and the nature of the human person. This body-soul disunity [this part of the sentence is cut off] stands in direct opposition to Judeo-Christian anthropology.

$the final paragraph of the article continues the rant: Humanity needs to “dismantl[e]” the “choke-hold” of reality. Contra mundum. Gender-affirming professionals, rejecting bodies and the world as it is, ply scalpel and sword, demanding they become as they wish them to be. In the interest of a chimerical project, they divide body and soul, fracture the wholeness of male and female, and disrupt the intimate, natural alliance of fathers and mothers with their sons and daughters. Nothing less than the meaning of the world is at stake. Parents, shields up, and battle on.$

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Mar 24

also i want to share this 15 second clip

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Mar 24

if you haven't seen it, it's a 1996 stephen chow food & martial arts comedy. here's a 25 second snippet

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Mar 15

whitehouse ballroom progress LEAKED

a photo of a very empty large auditorium with concrete floor and tan walls. there are a few tables and chairs in the distance. in the front rests a sad, small inflatable pool full of plastic balls. (it's the dashcon ballpit from over a decade ago.)

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Mar 11

newsome is weirdly similar to one of the villains from baldur's gate 3, raphael

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Feb 25

image is an old screenshot of a tumblr post.

a user states, "the reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor."

another user responds, "how dare you say we piss on the poor"

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Jan 23

a screenshot from the 1989 film weekend at bernie's. it shows a man going down a ramp, awkwardly pulling a wooden wagon with a freshly passed man seated upright in it.

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹@guillotinegob· Jan 19

according to wikipedia, post pardon, rnrique tarrio said on a podcast that he wanted "retribution" against those responsible for his incarceration there's only one person responsible and he can find them with a mirror. instead of beating up folks that haven't harmed him, he should consider