Aaron Vowels

@guinness74

Advanced librocubicularist, Amateur cruciverbalist, Aspirational polyglot, B.S. in BS (and Geography) Pronouns: he/y’all

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Aaron Vowels@guinness74· 29d

Black text on a white background: ‘Migration is always a choice to live. The opposite of migration is not citizenship. It is containment, the condition of being unfree shared with all who are considered less than citizens. The migrant reminds the citizen of the rights that they should be guaranteed.’ Jeff Chang, from We Gon’ Be Alright: Notes on Race and Resegregation.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jul 10

Blue square with starry background, white letters: ‘You can never have too much sky. You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep you safe when you are sad.’ Quote from Sandra Cisneros, The House on Mango Street

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jul 8

Because what goes around comes around, if you see this share a circle, a disk, something round.

A U.S. Coast and Geodetic Survey disk, specifically from Woodall Mountain in Mississippi. Dark gray/green disk on gray rock.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jul 8

Pink square with black text: ‘Money cannot buy happiness, but it buys the conditions for happiness: time, occasional freedom from constant worry, a moment of breath to plan for the future, and the ability to be generous.’ From Vacationland, by John Hodgman

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jul 4

Friends, this is the reality:

A member of the fascist, white supremacy group ‘Patriot Front’ in sunglasses, khaki baseball cap, white face covering, and dark blue shirt. Text added ‘This is a 2026 Klan hood.’ Original photo cropped. Taken from a photo by Cheney Orr with Reuters.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jun 17

Also this one which I think only myself and one of my friends from Boy Scouts ever watched.

Cover art for ‘The Master’ starring Lee Van Cleef, with Timothy Van Patten and Sho Kosugi, featuring an older man dressed in black, pulling a katana from its sheath

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jun 17

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Man in a blue sweater holding a large brown book labeled ‘The Gigglesnort Hotel’ standing next to a red dragon puppet and a bellhop puppet, beneath two signs one labeled ‘Fire Extinguisher’ pointing to a flower squirted and one labeled ‘messages.’

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· May 16

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Brown furry Muppet Rowlf staring out from a gradient red background.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Mar 26

If they get this one on sale at Hobby Lobby, I’ll be okay with it.

Photo of a turtle statue for sale at Hobby Lobby for $17.39

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Mar 19

My wife saw the aftermath…photo below.

Red car in front of green building with police tape surrounding everything. A couple of police standing near the car with a fire engine in the background.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Feb 19

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

A strip of paper from a fortune cookie that has been unfortunately cut off leaving half a QR code and the words: LEARN CHINESE - Shrimp Chow Mein.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jan 28

Hung like a…

Advertisement for Apple TV show Ponies (persons of no interest) Two white women wearing brown coats looking over their shoulders with classic Russian architecture in the background.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Jan 3

A pale pink square with black text, a quote from Grace Paley: ‘My imagination tells me that if we let this present political climate defeat us, my children and my grandchildren will be in trouble.’

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Dec 24

Mr. Roger’s in a red cardigan and black tie standing at a window looking in, with a cartoon bubble saying ‘Yes…Ha Ha Ha…YES!!’ In classic sickos meme style.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Dec 20

Black text on a pale background: The startling thing is not that confidence men exist, but that it is so easy for them to get people to part with their money. From ‘In the Country of Last Things’ by Paul Auster

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Dec 14

We survived! #Ravens win 24-0! More importantly, we still have all the extremities we started with.

Man and teen dressed in black cold weather gear sitting outside at Paycor Stadium for the Ravens v. Bengals game.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Dec 12

This one is solar powered!

Buff colored dog with black nose sleeping in a sunbeam.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Dec 2

A green owl (Duo from Duolingo) waving a blue sword while wearing a blue cape with light blue clasp. Text is ‘I’m a Learning Legend’ and ‘I’m in the top 1% of global learners.’

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Dec 1

Thousands of football fans beg to differ.

A black background with white letters in the New York Times Spelling Bee game showing that ‘Doink’ is not in the word list.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Nov 27

Bumpuses! Y’all, this turkey smells magnificent!

Golden brown turkey in a roasting pan, fresh from the oven.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Nov 15

I solved the Saturday 11/15/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 13:25!

Yellow square with a white star. White text on black background reads: Congratulations! You finished a Saturday puzzle in 13:25. 20 day streak. 3:17 faster than your average.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Oct 29

Black text on a pink background: ‘It seems that in order to succeed—or even function—in this world, a certain tolerance for moral and cognitive dissonance is necessary.’ John Vaillant, The Golden Spruce: A True Story of Myth, Madness, and Greed

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Oct 11

Black text on white background, Are we enough to make a revolution? No, but we are enough to begin one. —⁠William Lloyd Garrison. Mark Kurlansky The Boston Way: Radicals Against Slavery and the Civil War #kindlequotes

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Oct 9

Inflatable green frog costume with blue bandanna standing in front of a line of overly-militarized individuals and other protesters and media.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Oct 7

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Sculpture of a muscular man pushing a large rock up a hill, a la Sisyphus.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Oct 6

Is it just me, or do these two have similar familiarity with the actual truth?

Man in glasses and brown military uniform with cap, Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, also known as ‘Baghdad Bob’

White man in dark suit with blue tie, Stephen Miller

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Oct 5

I did it! I DID IT! It took me many moons, many states, many times of dropping successive tomes on my face while reading before bed, but I completed Proust. #MarcelProust #FriendsofProust #Alarecherchedutempsperdu I can now enter Monty Python’s ‘All-England Summarize Proust Competition.’

A set of six books comprising Proust’s ‘In Search of Lost Time’ in varying shades of bronze and linen, with a background image of a removable collar.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Sep 28

Hurricane schmurricane!

Sandy beach scene, light blue horizon with clouds, a few people walking in the distance, blue umbrella at the top of the frame.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Sep 26

Fun idea: Use this site to find your account's score and then find a matching review out there on the web for any media of your choosing. bluefacts.app

BlueFacts app image for guinness74 Bluesky user Aaron Vowels. White circle with a cartoon grocer pointing at text: 263 followers, 488 following, 1033 posts. On Bluesky since December 2023. Green rectangle with 8.1 rating in white. Advanced librocubicularist, amateur cruciverbalist, aspirational polyglot, B.S. in BS and Geography. Pronouns: he/y’all

Bladerunner poster with Harrison Ford and an 8.1 rating from Internet movie database.

Aaron Vowels@guinness74· Sep 2

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.