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illustrator✍️🔞 💙ČSV❤️ eng/davvisámi/中文 🆗️ he/she PDX sámi/creole translesbian no AI. do not repost my work elsewhere. ✉️ guoldu@proton.me #guolduart

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Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· 18d

midnight sneak attack on @gobifrip.bsky.social 😎🏖️ #guolduart #artfight

Gobifrip's OC Melite, a half octopus naiad character in teal, blue and orange with tentacles holding a pina colada that she sips. She leans backward with her legs in the pool in a purple bikini.

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· 29d

late night attack on @beidak.bsky.social and @grozat.bsky.social for their toxic yuri oc's Hilda & Eif 🫶 #guolduart #artfight

vertical painting by guoldu of a large woman looming over a hill against a sunset, sliding her hand up her sword so the blood drips down it, forming a droplet over the others face. the other woman has a green unicorn horn and long white wavy hair all over her body.

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jul 8

i also have a screenrecording of most of this one- same issue as before, i came back the next day to work on it and the s/r doesn't pick up again until the very end LOL. not sure why. anyways here's 5.5 hours condensed into 30 seconds of indecision XD

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jul 8

apparently my timelapse was running for this so you can see most of the process! for some reason it tends to not pick up if i come back to something the next day and just skips ot the end XD

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jul 3

oops finished another attack 🔪 ft. @hortensjjja.bsky.social's STUNNING character Pandora 😌 #guolduart

painting by guoldu for ArtFight of Pandora (an oc owned by hortensjjja. Character has long layered teal hair with the top in the shape of two horns. He crouches in stiletto boots and looks over his shoulder at the viewer.

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jul 3

Like this i just made, if thats what u were thinking

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 18

some updated references for my woodcarver x puppet oc's in prep for #artfight 😈 #guolduart

my puppet oc in two different poses, one smiling with her eyes shut and the other looking off disdainfully with her face resting in her palm

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 17

WAS MADE AWARE THERE IS A 4K RESTORATION OF PEKING OPERA BLUES AVAILABLE NOW *sending psychic sirens to Brigitte Lin and/or Tsui Hark fans*

Brigitte Lin looking dashing in a uniform as she collars a man with her elbow to interrogate him

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 14

😈

Team Comedy Artfight user card. Guoldu, I do Friendly Fire and Revenge Attacks, don't do Mass Attacks. I attack: Your Lesbian OC's. But also anything that catches my eye. Featured characters and their four pfp images, mostly zoomed in on their faces. Circled are what character types featured, human and anthro.

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 13

Not! gonna have time to do one like this for every character but I enjoyed doing this one #guolduart #oc #artfight

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 13

Personally, ive been trying to spend sinclaire's favorite season outside with her. Its been a year since she tore her two ccls, and wasnt fit for surgery (nor could i afford it) so healing has been slow and scary. But shes still just as energetic and curious as when she found me 12 yrs ago 💗💗

Sinclaire in a big open forest of young redwoods

Same shot as before, but sinclaire is now running at me

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 9

wowwwwwww spooky

4 panel comic featuring the character in the post above the quoted comment.
panel 1: character holding the chin of a blue symbolic sort of person, asynchronus with the style of the character. she asks "So you wish to know my lore?"
panel 2: just focused on the character now, she gives a smirk at the camera (placed where the blue character was) and goes to sip her drink. she says "Well...."
panel 3: just "Sslurrrrrpp" noise effect
panel 4: character slamming bother her empty glass on the counter along with her fist. the glass shatters and tears spring from her eyes. all around her yelling text "Well that makes two of us, bud!!! No clue! How do you think I feel as a character made for NO reason at all ?!?" In smaller text " At least buy a girl a drink before asking for her non-existent lore" followed by a crying emoji

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 9

late night sketch #guolduart

drawing of a woman against a orange background in a sateen blue/purple dress, illuminated on the side of her face by purple light

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 8

Lin Jingshu from a doodle request on tumblr #guolduart #cancipin

drawing by guoldu of Lin Jingshu from Priests CanCiPin novel. She has partially slicked back long hair and squints into a finger gun pose. She wears metallic silver flared crop top that zips down the middle, form fitting silver pants and white holographic buckles thru out.

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 5

Cherry trees looking prettttyyy, also farmers market haul 😎

Cherry tree branch full of ripe and semi ripe bing cherries against a big blue sky

Onions, strawberries and beans on a counter

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 2

Just. Look. At. This. Love is real and its stored in the scrapbook style fanbind you send to yr friends apparently 😭 thank you so much Spooky 😘

Pic of the fanbind for Album of the Year, a Cherry Magic idol au, in all of its collage/glitter glory laid on a carpet with a plant for color

The edge/binding details including the cherry print and perfectly chosen red thread

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 2

Sobbing actual tears at the mail i just got (so glad i thought of checking at midnight) from @skstarlight.bsky.social i feel so loved 😭 theres so much in this box but the thing i wish yall to see is this FANBIND OF THE FIC SHE WROTE MEEEEEEEEEE. Im gonna die. This is the best gift ive ever gotten fr

Fanbind by spooky of her fic "Album of the year" in extremely cute soft pinks, with an apt cherry print background and collage style photos of Cherry Magic Live Action stars that really emulate the idol x fan au of this fic. Hard to see in this angle but theres an effervescent glitter wach over it all

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 1

😘😘😘 i will whenever she gets up from whatever this is

Six sleeping in an extremely uncomfortable looking position in the cat carrier

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· Jun 1

pretty gay of my cats to turn 1 years old on day 1 of pride month

Wide angle close up of Six and Cugu, both looking at something near the camera

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 31

that one Kevin Hart meme but make it #FakeFactLips 🤪 #guolduart #sketch

meme redraw of Protecting Kevin Hart meme where Zen, wearing a striped shirt, holds Ryo and menacingly points to someone offscreen

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 28

got to paint @skstarlight.bsky.social 's precious baby Dill 🥺 #guolduart

digital painting of a cat sitting in an open shell, with pink flippers on his back feet. The whole painting recalls Nascita di Venere by Bottecelli.

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 28

🌲🌔🌲🌳🌲

Pic of a grassy field at dusk, the moon out

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 27

spooky admitted she started reading it today and then i saw this post and i was like..dang maybe ill reread- anyways i log onto viz's site and ..ill just leave this official item here without further comment

Latest Anime releases: Death Note - the Omega Edition

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 25

butch merperson #guolduart #sketch

drawing of a butch person with a latex textured mermaid tailholding a knife and shouting at it

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 23

Sent off this little Haro painting (acrylic on clayboard) to spooky the other day #guolduart

Small painting of Haro holding a peace sign

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 19

went to mail something and near enough had a stroke when i saw these i blacked out and bought 4 sheets. this is the sexiest stamp sheet ive ever seen. the title and the pinstriping!!! details along the edge are metallic silver btw. jesus christ. im. i might frame one.

usps sheet of Lowriders in a americana/chicano tattoo style calligraphic font with pinstriping designs around the borders and on each of the 15 stamps. 5 lowrider models: a blue 1958 Chevrolet Impala; an orange 1964 Chevrolet Impala ; a green 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme; a blue 1946 Chevrolet Fleetline; and a red 1963 Chevrolet Impala.

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 17

mmmmm more glass heart sketches ft song writing on your 'friends' back #glassheart #guolduart

drawing by guoldu of two men, one laying face down on a bed over a pillow with his eyes squeezed shit and the other straddling his back fully clothed with an amused expression and a pen in his hand

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 16

10/10 receptacle experience highly recommend

Trash can with colorful Molly Mendoza art on it! Theres a small scuff from a torn off flyer on it.next to the bin is Sinclaire for scale

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 14

Just sent the funds over, so exciting! Will draw names tomorrow 😈🔮🌠

Guoldu 🤡 Team Comedy@guoldu· May 12

I can share the whole piece now! Here's my painting made with love in honor of sapphic Northern Sámi ancestors for We've Always Been Here illustration anthology created by @taplingzines.bsky.social ❤️💚💛💙 #guolduart