reb of Melbourne
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Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
The creek near our place is home to a cute turtle. It's often sitting in it's favourite pozzie. See if you can spot her. I call her Myrtle. Myrtle the turtle. 😊
The latest work from an artist I follow in Bangkok. It's not acrylic or oil paints. The scene is meticulously assembled from old pieces of denim clothing. Just incredible. Artist - Pongsakul Chalao -Bas
David Sedaris is returning to Australia...! If you haven't seen him live before, do yourself a favour... He's hilarious...!!
Three years ago I retired early at the age of 57 from a shitty corporate job and I STILL have former colleagues asking me "don't you miss work, how do you fill your days....?" And then they tell all about their workplace problems...
My new beauty treatment is now available at all Priceline stores...!! For a limited time only. Get it while you can...!!! #ButtFace
If youse are reading this it means I haven been murdered attemptedly.. #auspol
“The Bible said homosexuality is a sin.” So is gluttony you fat fuck.
This is how to react to the religious nutjobs and homophobes.... 😄 #Pride #PrideMonth