Ngl this is way more effective than a 'beware of dog' sign

I met a baby horse today

Yeah dude that's what made him hot

I got stuck in traffic behind this guy today

And that species? Amblypsilopus Bigot.

It's a reference to a Tumblr post about reading comprehension. She's saying people don't read actual articles on this site, just skip the headline and make a wild, inaccurate assumption about what it says.

holy shit

These new kickstarter guidelines suck shit www.kickstarter.com/rules

I feel like I did pretty good

Insanely good run in balatro today

Columbo is different than I remember

He's still alive you fucking liar. Take your April fools and shove it up your ass

You did, you stupid asshole

Even as a kid, I've always liked a bug with big horrible teeth

They're just reselling the radioactive shrimp from last June

I'm not entirely sure why other people who use this pronoun thing get he/him or they/them and I only got He. Kind of like it though. Sorry I only have one pronoun, they ran out

There are so many millionaires and billionaires in the world and yet the fully articulated giraffe skeleton remains unsold. Unforgivable.

Seems like it's a lot more now. I guess people went and watched it after the Superbowl was over. Still, absolutely anemic numbers compared to the actual Superbowl & if their goal was to be an alternative to Bad Bunny this was an abject failure of a project

Lmao

Congrats to your grandmother! My Grammy passed away at 93. It's very special to be blessed with such a long life. This is a pic of her at her 90th birthday party, holding her 9 day old great grandchild. I think of this all the time, how many people get to experience something like that?

These things are soooo good. They're almost already gone.

A few years ago, the graveyard where my family has been buried for the last 180 or so years got declared a historical landmark & for some reason they made commemorative mugs

Hard to imagine the modern US population not melting down at the mere suggestion of any kind of wartime rationing.

Startled

Not much to say but look at this photo of a trumpet-nosed bat I found.

For me it's Classic Groot. The old version from before, the GotG movie. He used call people shit like "impudent." I miss that guy.

Uh oh. He means bricks.

I love insects and other invertebrates and I think they're fun