Hazel

@hackneyhaz

Stay left. Drink beer. Watch cricket (Glos CCC). Let football ruin you (Dons with added Celtic and Roma.) Swim wherever you can. She/her

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Hazel@hackneyhaz· May 23

No pyro no party.

Two older men sitting in a bench looking at players coming onto a cricket ground. Yellow smoke billows around and up from the players.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Apr 25

A large Swedish national flag - blue with an off centre (left) yellow cross - tied to trees and just resting on grass. Across the middle AFC WIMBLEDON. Is written in white. In the top right corner THE “NUTTY SWEDONS” is written, also in white.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Apr 24

Saw a vixen taking cubs up through our ivy earlier. For a moment I thought she had a kill, but it was her cubs being transported. Here she is

A fox standing on a Weber barbecue on a patio with green ivy on the right . The fox’s head is in the ivy and can’t be seen.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Apr 16

Still…

Two champagne flutes with orange juice and prosecco in on a brown wooden table.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Apr 4

Pubs where people reserve the dart board by writing on the blackboard. Proper.

A dartboard in a pub with “Reserved @5.45” on the blackboard behind it. Below is an old cigarette advert with test in Gaelic.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Mar 20

Eid sweets from one Muslim neighbour, flowers from another. Community is great innit? #eidmubarak

Two bags of sweets in white gift bags adorned with a golden new moon. Behind this a blue glass vase with pink and cream spring flowers in.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Mar 15

My people. What a flag. And one of the Old Fans insisted on buying five of us a beer. #casertana #seriec

A football ground with people waving flags and the football behind them. One flag says Old Fans on it and shows a wine bottle in a basket and a walking stick.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Feb 7

Four pints for a win (©️ @marriotti67.bsky.social ), 3 goals, 3 much needed points and a lot of massive hugs. #afcwimbledon

AFC Wimbledon fans celebrating a win in the South Stand at Plough Lane. Behind the fans are flags of Dave Beasant, Welcome to Plough Lane and We are the resurrection.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Jan 11

Start them young @trickettengland.bsky.social

A six month old baby sat on her dad’s knee at a pub bar. She is poking her tongue out and flicking vs. Under her blue striped cardigan she has a Trickett babygro on.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Dec 23

Love this festive street art that has appeared overnight in London Fields.

A dark grey and black stag painted on a cobalt blue wall in London Fields. The stag’s horns are festooned with a string of multicoloured festive lights.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Dec 20

Isn’t the answer to avoid behaviour that could lead to this?

Screenshot of a headline that says “Bill Clinton says White House is usiIng him as a scapegoat after Epstein files release”

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Dec 13

Ooh, are Nottinghamshire CCC designing kits featuring rebellious scabs?

A screenshot of an email from Nottinghamshire CCC saying “Rooted in rebellion. Built for success.

Our 2026 white-ball kits have arrived, proudly designed with the rich history and roots of Nottinghamshire firmly at the heart.

Inspired by the rebellious nature of our county, the Vitality Blast kit features vibrant, defiant graphics that take creative cues from local street art.”

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Nov 15

Even on a plane it is jam first. Obviously.

A scone, sliced in half on a serviette. Each half has a red jam on with clotted cream on top. To the right is a small pot of Rodda’s clotted cream with a wooden knife sticking out. Behind is a red cardboard box. All the items are on an airplane seat tray.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Nov 14

Let’s get the hell out of this country.

A glass of Kir Royal on a marble top table in a restaurant.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Nov 9

No better way to sell meat than a remembrancing cow outside your butchers. @remembrancewatch.bsky.social

A lifesize fibreglass cow bending its neck to eat fake glass on a low platform outside a butchers and deli. The cow has a huge poppy around its neck.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Nov 1

Why is the pub showing tennis from a country with zero human rights, that murders journalists and is executing dissenters with alarming frequency @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social? There are football scores you could be showing instead. 🤔

A large TV screen in a bar showing tennis being played. The floor of the court is blue and behind the court area is written RIYADH.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Oct 30

The Broadgate entrance to Liverpool St Station has only put up lights and decorations in OCTOBER.

A modern, wide , two tiered, shop-lined entrance through to Liverpool St Station in London. In the foreground are some green, large leaved plants. In the background a Hotel Chocolat shop is in the middle of the walkway. iPeople are visible walking to and from the station. On the second tier decorative lights are strewn over the glass balcony. In the centre, behind the balcony is a huge tower of Christmas presents.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Oct 4

Full glory

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Sep 20

Just saying..

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Sep 5

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Sep 2

On the @kiaoval.com ticket website (2026 international ballot specifically) there is a dropdown selection for the domestic team you support. 17 counties are listed, @gloscricket.bsky.social is missing. Are they trying to tell us something?

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Aug 2

Still alive after three days hospitality at the Oval. Yay me.

A hand holds a cocktail with a pink grapefruit garnish and a red and white striped straw overlooking a cricket pitch and pavilion.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Aug 1

Important day at The Oval: A Day for Thorpey. Mind volunteers all around selling headbands supporting the fight for mental health.

A white towelling headband with a silhouette of Graham Thorpe raising his bat. The headband is in clear wrapping with a blue Mind tag which has England cricket and Surrey logos on.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Jul 21

I’m having a pint in the Con Club in Winchcombe. I feel dirty but it’s the cheapest place in town (down the road it was £9.90 for a fancy egg sarnie.)

Old pub sign for Winchcombe Conservative Working Men’s Club.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Jul 20

i fear Marmite may be cancelled soon for overt wokeness (latest Elton John limited edition - fundraising for the Elton John AIDS foundation) @keithbeard.bsky.social

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Jun 7

Channeling my inner @keithbeard.bsky.social with cask ale and a cheese roll. No parrot but we do have a @beerymatt.bsky.social.

A cheese and pickle roll on a wooden bar in a Bristol pub. There are three pints of real ale behind it and hand pumps in the background.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· May 26

Quite the day

AFC Wimbledon fans celebrate at Wembley with the players in front after winning the League 2 play off final.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· May 21

Up the Spurs

Spurs fans embrace in an East London pub as their team is victorious in the Europa League final.

Hazel@hackneyhaz· May 17

If you’ve never been in a crowd with a crowdsurfing womble you are missing out #dons #wembley #afcwimbledon

Hazel@hackneyhaz· Apr 26

The Daily Telegraph front page is a Reform smorgasbord today. Who could have predicted Anne Robinson saying she “loathes the woke terrorises sucking the lifeblood from Britain”?