Halfsies
@halfmt
Semi-professional bastard
Hahaha the artist has more than enough drawing to make that happen 🤣🤣🤣 i wanna get these two of the kitchen and laundry room
So i made some pickles the other day, and just cracked a jar and they are fucking amazing! Here's the recipe for anyone who wants to make some jarred love. Use at least a full jalapeño per jar, or swith to a hotter pepper if you like a kick
Alaska pro-tip: after you shuck your crab hit it with a black light to find any hidden shells
Why? Why are they such fucking unlikeable dorks. Like obviously billionaires shouldn't exist at all. But it's so fucking extra offensive that its dudes like this and that cotton-candy haired fuck are THE GUYS. God damn, Say what you want about Cuban, but I feel like I could at least tolerate being 1
She looks like a Bond villain watching as a henchmen gets dumped into the shark tank.