A REAL Broke-boy knows the BEST way to start the day is with a Newport loosey, and a ketchup sandwich:
The Chump Champ (1950) - Droopy and Butch (as Gorgeous Gorillawitz in this short) compete in an Olympic like tournament to be crowned King of Sports. One of my favorites due to the large number of gags in this one.
Okay... three day weekend coming up, and what better way to support physical media than with a martial arts triple feature? (Yeah, I know that second MK film sucks ass, but now I can see the crappy effects in 4K! WHOOO!!!)
Sometimes, it just brings your heart joy to see a bird be an unrepentant a-hole to a cat. Birdy and the Beats (1944) Dir. Bob Clampett
Ed Norton is trending on the TL, but it's the actor--FOH. THIS is the one and only TRUE Ed Norton. Accept no substitutes.
☠️☠️☠️GODDAMN☠️☠️☠️ Allow me to throw a pair of Dracula Gottfried into the pot.
Masters of the Universe (2026): While I like the work that went into it, the issues that's in most blockbusters make this hard to recommend (bloated runtime, excessive greenscreen, and excessive meta humor are some examples). Franchise fans will love it, but it may be a harder sell for others.
YO, THEY SELL ACTUAL FUCKING PEACHES SOAKING IN THIS SHIT?!?!?! GODDAMN, I'M LOOKING FOR THEM AFTER WOR TODAY
They should feel fear instead. THIS should be the only response for any jag-off who wears them...
Part of why that movie tanked--these guys. Lesson learned: Don't trust your franchise with a studio known for literally cranking out dozens of releases on the cheap IN A SINGLE YEAR.
💯 Fer real. Bob Belcher is one of the most patient and loving parents on TV. The man loves his family with all sincerity, even though they've given him so much agita over the years.
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - At the height of his popularity, Hollywood said, "Hey! Let's give Andrew Dice Clay his own action comedy! It'll be like printing money! How bad could this be?" Not a good movie, but it's an entertaining one, even if it's for all the wrong reasons.