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ossian/ozzie - 29 - he/him - fin/eng ok - yep same @ on letterboxd & some other sites - i draw stuff i do it just for fun 🤓🫰

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talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· 16d

ough

ABORTED SEAL - I'm not even sure they do seal abortions honestly I didn't check - ough... - Now I can't slap my belly at you - Who will hoard all the fish? - tell mom I said ough - oughhh

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· 23d

Technically I was still 17 during its first few screenings but same year anyway, I am incapable of not saying Entertainment

Neil Hamburger in Entertainment (2015)

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· 23d

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· 24d

I Respect You..

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· 27d

Why is this one submitter's death listed as TBA

Dead AFV video submitters on the AFV wiki. Starts off normal listing the names and birth/death years for two people. For the third name, instead of the years it just says TBA.

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jul 13

I was just trying to find a meme but Im listening

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jul 10

Long time no #letterboxdfriday :)

My last 4 films watched: Army of Darkness, I Love Boosters, The Marx Brothers: Monkey Business, Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jul 7

it my birtday

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jun 26

yawns happy #letterboxdfriday movieheads

My last four films watched: Chime, Parents, Two People Exchanging Saliva, This House Has People In It

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jun 26

me and my on cinema merch

panel 1: I walk in with a box saying: "well honey the On Cinema At The Cinema merch I ordered has arrived". my wife replies: "yay, fashion show"

panel 2: i show off my VFA hat. it's classy and stylish.

panel 3: i show off my VFA sweater. it's flashy and comfy (and cute).

panel 4: i put both on at the same time and now look like i should be banned from meet-and-greets. my wife says: "no no see now you look insane."

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jun 20

ohhhh shitttttttttt its #letterboxdfriday saturday

My last 4 films watched: Living In Oblivion, Rap World, Harakiri, Watchmen

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jun 14

Tom: *Goes To The Mayor*

Digital sketch of Tom from Tom Goes to the Mayor, looking slightly worried and scratching his cheek with his other hand on his hip. There's a depressed baseball meme next to him for some reason.

Another digital sketch of Tom, this time grimacing slightly, with his hands pressed together pointing ahead like he's delivering bad news.

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jun 3

On Cinema Cow New and trusty Co-host

New Amato from On Cinema At The Cinema but he's a cute baby cow sitting on a patch of grass looking ungrateful as a crouching Gregg offers him some of his popcorn.

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 29

movie's #letterboxdfriday

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 22

#letterboxdfriday fuck movies

My last 4 films watched: Cutie Honey, Smile, Freddy Got Fingered, 28 Weeks Later

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 16

ahhhhhhhhhh (dats me yellin) #letterboxdfriday

My last 4 movies watched: Hi Mom, May, Splinter, Evil Dead 2

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 13

Awesome that nintendo lets me make a little man who hates me and calls me slurs in their game

My Neil Hamburger mii saying: "Dog fucker piece of trash... What a wonderful nickname!"

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 12

Skibidi Vinesauce Chiikawa

digital drawing of Dreystea's Chiikawa-fied versions of Vinny Vinesauce, Jabroni Mike, and Joel Vargskelethor, and also a few tiny chatters, running. Joel is grabbing at Mike with a creepy dismembered skeleton arm and Mike is mad about it.

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 12

Neil Hamburger Tomodachi Life

My Neil Hamburger Mii, sweating. He has the Rogue personality and loathes white bread

Neil Hamburger Mii, sweating again, saying "My eyelids start twitching when I think about getting old."

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 9

I forgot to post #letterboxdfriday last night I'm so fuckinf sorry

My last four watched: Center Jenny, The Devils, Bring Her Back, Cache

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· May 1

what a week #letterboxdfriday

My 4 most recently watched films: Serial Mom, The Evil Dead, Hostel, She Dies Tomorrow

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Apr 24

eyyyyorp #letterboxdfriday

My most recently watched films: Isolation, Sick Of Myself, Caveat, The Big Lebowski

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Apr 3

Feeling really great and normal (signal was fun though)

From most to least recent - The Signal (2007), Palindromes (2004), Strange Harvest (2024), Pulse (2001)

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Mar 22

me

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Jan 1

2025 ended pretty alright actually we went outside to see fireworks and touch snow with my awesome friends so Im hopemaxxed again

My hand waving a sparkly stick outside

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Dec 31

2025 fucked me completely and I'm very afraid of next year too. Lemon pig

My awesome fat lemon pig with clove eyes and a 1 cent coin in her mouth

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Dec 3

@redvoxband.com can I have a reward

I am Red Vox's 36th biggest fan.

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Nov 22

Doto's VA does an insanely good job btw, like most VAs in this game are great but god my failhorse with generalized anxiety disorder is everything to me

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Nov 22

but Girl arent you cold wtf

talented gambler@hamburgertaxi· Nov 22

Preddy good uma luck lately