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queer cartoonist/writer making Brandish, the 1st installment of an urban fantasy/horror 18+ webcomic @ or on webtoon @ support my patreon @ bit.ly/4g6m72D

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Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Jul 3

VERY IMPORTANT! Video I took of a bee giving itself a bath.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· May 21

I like your cartoon and the neat Jax sweater I got.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· May 13

Someone sent me this picture of Joshua Weismann, YouTube chef, and my first thought was “I don’t remember taking that pic-oh my GOD”

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Apr 25

Almost died when I went to take a sip

My cup of water with a spider in the water

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Apr 24

Continuing to plug away at my cooperative zombie survival game, ZOM-BnB, and I now have a first draft of the rule book!

The table of contents and the first page of rules for Zom-BnB

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Apr 1

Brandish #45 - Chapter 3 Page 5

4 panel black and white comic
1: the blindfolded black woman says, "We've arrived"
2: Remi, still gagged by Hermes, thinks "What?! We haven't moved!"
3: She flicks her umbrella down, bringing down her bubble
4: Remi and his 4 captors are standing in front of an ornate desk. A man in a luxurious leather chair sits before them. The blindfolded woman tersely says, "Barnabus." The man in the chair responds, "Calamities. Thank you for facilitating this family reunion."

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Apr 1

Our beautiful blonde werewolf Lydia gets back in the fight in Brandish #201! Read the full page of the comic over at theholderstrilogy.com, or checkout the new update on the Webtoon @ bit.ly/4cfwd1D!

Lydia, a werewolf, raises a clawed paw to strike Belial, a man falling in front of her with black creatures coming out of holes all over his body.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Mar 16

Belial gets tripped up in the 200th page of Brandish, now up at theholderstrilogy.com! Checkout the full page there. Also, proud of myself to have reached 200 pages of webcomic. Quite the achievement!

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Mar 13

Brandish #44 - Chapter 3 Page 4

4 panel black and white comic
1: Kory and Aimee are sitting at the console, Rhoda is in her scrubs behind them. They all look anxious. Kory says, "Remi lost so much blood..." Rhoda responds, "He'll survive, he needs treatment though. I'll stay in the OR in case he gets free." Aimee interjects, "I can't locate his phone, there's been no signal since he vanished."
2: Kory is holding his phone, eyes closed trying to relax. He say, "Alex texted, he's safe with his family. Going off grid. Which, by the way- The bar in Tahiti is off limits, I brokered this deal there.
3: Kory is angry, eyes narrowed, saying "Remi warned us this was always a possibility. This is our doomsday scenario."
4: The tall black woman with the umbrella and blindfold, finger to temple, eyebrows furrowed in thought. Kory continues, "Other people with powers."

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Mar 10

Brandish #42 - Chapter 3 Page 3

7 panel black and white comic
1: the distorted space closes around remi, the only light coming in through the narrowing opening. He thinks "It's closing! I'm trapped in this thing!"
2: The blindfolded woman with the umbrella says, "Don't fret Remi, there's nowhere safer than my bubble." He thinks, "is she reading my mind?" She continues, "We'll be using it to deliver you to Barnabus."
3: a closeup of the woman's blindfold, eyebrows knit together in through, she says, "It'll take me a moment to fixate on him."
4: a closeup of a monitor, showing the bubble from above, closing in
5: Remi's eye peers out as the bubble finishes closing
6: the monitor shows the scene of the Mona Lisa, the 5 in the bubble are gone. the guard is looking around frantically, Remi's blood on the ground. Kory says, "Remi, he's..."
7: Kory, looking up at the monitors, crying, finishes, "Gone..."

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Mar 10

Brandish #42 - Chapter 3 Page 2

9 panel black and white comic
1: a guard with a mustache and vest breathes heavy while running "haa- haa- haa-"
2: the guard turns a corner and shines a flashlight on Remi being abducted by Hermes and the three women.
3: Inset panel of a gagged Remi trying to yell, "HMPH MM!!"
4: guard's face gasping
5: flashlight hits the ground and the lens breaks
6: the blindfolded black woman says, "That's enough parlor room banter"
7: she flicks her umbrella up
8: a distortion in space happens around Remi's feet and he thinks, "the tall one's object must be that umbrella. but what is it doing?"
9: the distortion folds around into a sphere shape around all 5 of them

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Mar 10

Bridgman's Complete Guide to Drawing from Life is another great book to learn figure drawing from

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Mar 2

Brandish #199 - Chapter 9 Page 22 is up at theholderstrilogy.com! Remi is having PTSD flashbacks at a very inopportune time. The comic also updated on patreon.com/collinlafleur! For $1/mo you can read comics a month ahead, and check out #201 early!

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 28

Brandish #41 - Chapter 3 Page 1

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 28

Brandish #40 - Chapter 2 Page 20

10 panel black and white comic
1: the young looking woman with the beehive hair and hoop earings says, "Aw, Hermes!! A Mask!? I can't see your handsome mug!"
2: The man on top of Remi, Hermes, responds, "... can you focus on this, please?"
3: The older looking woman in the wide brimmed hat says, "I apologize on behalf of Karma, as she is incapable. It's always a pleasure working with you, Hermes." The woman with the beehive, Karma, leans forward and sticks her tongue out at the older woman. The black woman with the umbrella raises her arm and umbrella between the two other women.
4: Remi is on the floor, the 3 women's feet in the background. Remi thinks, "Okay Remi, THINK! There's at least four, and I assume they all have magic like me."
5: The older woman in the hat continues to talk to Hermes, "You're much more charming than your father."
6: Closeup of the masked Hermes flinching.
7: Closeup of Remi's eyes, thinking, "I'm pinned by the t-1000, and one of those girls can teleport, too."
8: Remi keeps thinking, "And Karma CAN'T be her real name, does it relate to her power?" The shoes of the black women click into view, Remi looks over and goes, Hm?
9: The black woman crouches next to him and says, "Your panic has faded to plotting. There's no point, Remi. Give in."
10: Closeup of the black woman looking down at Remi, Karma behind her. The black woman says, "Your fate was sealed the moment you entered this room."

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 26

This painting of mine has been in my mom’s office for a decade because I didn’t have room. But now I do and I’m contemplating ART THEFT!

An abstract oil painting. There are five vertical areas. The outsides and center are solid pink. In between the pink are two areas that are painted with flowing waves. One is teal and the other is a ruddy purple.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 24

Brandish #39 - Chapter 2 Page 19

7 panel black and white comic
1: Remi has a disguised man pinning him to the floor, long sharp, stretching fingers reach over to his watch
2: The needle like fingers snap the watch off Remi's wrist
3: The assailant crushes the smart watch in his metal hand as he says, "you can teleport with this, too?"
4: The assailant turns his head and says "Sorry ladies, our intel was incomplete. But Remi is secure now."
5: Remi looks in that direction while thinking "who is he talking to?"
6: space bulges around 3 figures, the painting behind them stretching in front of them
7: the bulge of space subsides, revealing three women. On the left, a young light haired woman in a 60's beehive, hoop earrings, bomber jacket, and jeans is holding an abacus in one hand and cocking the other on her hip. The woman in the center is a head taller than the ones on either side. She is a black woman with hair pulled back into two puffs, she's wearing a blindfold, and she's wearing a corseted ankle length dress with daisy petal details on the cuffs, shoulders, and neck. She is flicking an umbrella downwards in the same motion as the bulge of space is subsiding. The third woman is light skinned with short curly red hair. She's wearing a floor length black robe, a wide brimmed hat with a pheasant feather, and she has a book on her side that is hanging from a chain on her opposite shoulder.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 23

Brandish #38 - Chapter 2 Page 18

11 panel black and white comic
1: Remi, still held by his assailant, kicks them in the side. Assailant says "We're not here to kill you, Remi." While Remi thinks, "Not reassuring"
2: Close up of another kick to the side
3: a third kick, this time the assailant dropped Remi's arm to block with his hand
4: Remi's eyes light up, thinking "YES! My hands free"
5: closeup of Remi's bloody hand
6: closeup of his finger about to press his watch to trigger his teleport, a drop of blood falling off it
7: the blood falls on the icon to open the watch menu
8: shows his watch with the settings now open under the blood
9: Remi's finger hit's where there just was the icon to teleport him out, but is no longer there. his finger smears blood on the settings menu
10: remi's face, eyes shellshocked, he thinks "IMPOSSIBLE"
11: The assailant slams Remi to the floor, straddling him.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 23

Brandish #37 - Chapter 2 Page 17

9 panel black and white comic
1: Remi, his face still held by the quicksilver hand, slices at his assailant, who blocks the knife with his other metal forearm.
2: The assailant makes his fingers pointy, and stabs Remi in the wrist while grabbing it, making Remi drop his knife which falls out of the panel
3: The assailant twisting Remi, holding his head to the right and his arm to the left
4: Kory looks shocked and screams REMI!!
5: Kory's finger on the lapel button on the console, "The speaker disconnected!"
6: Aimee looks aghast, "Where did that guy come from...?"
7: Kory turns to yell over his shoulder, "RHODA! Get ready! Remi is bleeding!"
8: Kory turns to watch the console again, crying, "PUSH YOUR DAMN WATCH!"
9: Closeup of the assailant's masked face, "Stop resisting Remi Boisvert. There's nowhere left to run."

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 23

Brandish #35 & #36 - Chapter 2 Pages 15 & 16

5 panel two page spread black and white comic
1: an inset panel in the upper left of fingers coming out of the bollard that had an eye open earlier.
2: an arm shoots out, closing around remi's face as he starts saying "AL-" but a full man finishes emerging from the bollard, and Remi can't finish the teleport phrase. The suddenly appearing man is in a full body black suit, his left arm shimmering, turned into a long curved blade
3: closeup of Remi's face as the man's metallic hand oozes around Remi's face
4: The assailant pulls Remi's head to the side and uses his arm sword to slice the lapel speaker. Remi thinks "He cut the speaker?!"
5: Close up of the assailant's masked face, as Remi thinks "Who the FUCK is this guy?!"

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 22

Brandish #34 - Chapter 2 Page 14

10 panel black and white comic
1: Remi walks through the louvre, knife in hand
2: Remi sees the Mona Lisa, behind it's ropes, wooden barrister, and plate glass
3: Remi puts his finger to his lips, thinking "SHIT. Maybe I should have brought the crowbar."
4-7: these panels show a bollard in front of Remi, an eye opens on it, and looks up at Remi. While this happens Remi is thinking "I'll give it a shot. Not gonna give Aimee the satisfaction."
8: Remi glances down at the bollard and the eye fades away. "Hm?"
9: close up of the plain bollard
10: Remi looks over his shoulder, thinking "Better make an attempt, a guard will make the rounds any minute."

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 21

A Republican insisted on arguing with me on immigration this week, and I said my family just walked here in 1870 from Canada and just became citizens. “But when they did that, it was legal!” He protested. I_dont_care.jpeg

Comic panel of Doctor Manhattan vaporizing Rorschach, the one used in the I don’t care meme format

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 16

Brandish #33 - Chapter 2 Page 13

7 panel black and white comic
1: Remi is buttoning his coat and says, "Yeah I'm feeling good. You ready, Rhoda?" Rhoda points behind her with her thumb, "I'll throw on my scrubs."
2: A closeup of Remi holding a large hunting knife, "I should be able to pry the plate glass out with a knife, right Aimee?"
3: Aimee looking over her shoulder, "I said PROBABLY but you should PROBABLY also take a crowbar."
4: Remi closes his eyes and holds his arms out, "I'm feeling like I should travel light tonight." Aimee groans UGH off panel. Remi continues, "I can come back for the crowbar."
5: Remi puts his hand to his chest, eyebrows cocked playfully, "Alright, stations everyone." "Take me to the LOO-vruh!" There's a CRAK as Remi triggers a teleport phrase.
6: Remi is now standing in a bathroom stall, displaced air wooshing around him.
7: Remi leaves the lit bathroom into a dark corridor of the Louvre.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 16

a screenshot of UNHhhh, Trixie and Katya in the foreground. Trixie in an orange patterned blouse over bright pink tights. Katya is all in black. Leslie jordan is photoshopped in the background with angel wings. Above him pink text says "The burden of human existence"

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 15

It's the 15th so there's a new page of Brandish on theholderstrilogy.com, where Lydia is in some dire straits! And the 200TH PAGE OF BRANDISH is up early on Patreon.com/collinlafleur for only a DOLLAR!

Lydia in her werewolf form is trapped under a pile of metal plates, her arm impaled with rebar. Blood is gushing onto the floor. The Others, black creatures with glowing eyes, stand around her.

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 15

Brandish #32 - Chapter 2 Page 12

9 panel black and white comic
1: Aimee and Kory lock eyes and frowns
2: Aimee sits at the console and types on a keyboard, "Hmm, let's see. Do we still have access to the Louvre's cameras? The system we've had hijacked for years?"
3: Aimee puts her hand over mouth, fingers splayed, "GASP! We DO!"
4: Closeup of Aimee's face, "Do we know what's up with your stank attitude?"
5: Kory looks over his shoulder at Remi talking to Rhoda.
6: Kory looks depressed, Aimee looks bothered, "Ah. My bad" she says.
7: Aimee's expression softens. "Well, we have access to all their security systems."
8: One of the monitors on the console shows a man at a door, "They're locking up now. Most of the guards will be gone in a few minutes."
9: She swivels around in her chair, "We'll be good to go soon. Are you ready, Remi?"

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 15

Brandish #31 - Chapter 2 Page 11

9 panel black and white comic
1: Rhoda stands in a door way and says, "Aimee!" Aimee in the foreground responds, "Rhoda! How're you dressed so skimpy?! It's freezing in here."
2: Rhoda with her eyebrows raised, "I am not taking fashion advice from the girl trying to bring back the scrunchie."
3: Aimee brushes her ponytail back, "They ARE back, baby!"
4: Close up of Kory's face with distraught eyebrows, "Even Kory is rocking one!" Aimee continues.
5: Kory turns in his chair. "Hey!" "It's just a hair tie!"
6: Aimee with closed eyes and one finger pointed up. "A minimalist scrunchie."
7: Kory looks annoyed and drones, "So do you two wanna get ready orrr...."
8: Aimee puts her hand on her chest. "RUDE! Are Alex and Dominic even HERE yet?"
9: Remi responds, "We don't need the muscle, it's just me in the field. So you ARE last to show up."

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 12

Brandish #30 - Chapter 2 Page 10

9 panel comic
1: Kory puts his hands on Remi’s shoulders, “let’s test your sound system, grab your jacket”
2: Remi puts on his blazer and says Alpha. There is a loud crack as he teleports.
3: Remi is back by the console, standing on an X marked on the floor.
4: Kory toes and says, “take a few steps off target, aaaaand…”
5: Kory’s finger flips a chunky glowing switch.
6: remis voice plays through a speaker in his lapel, Alpha, triggering another teleport crack
7: remi walks off target again while futzing with his watch
8: close up of Remi pressing a ! Icon on his smart watch screen. His watch says alpha, triggering the teleport a third time
9: this time though a woman teleports into hq at the same time. She is East Asian descent, hair up in a scrunchy, wearing a turtleneck. Carrying a tablet and a Diet Coke. She says “Hey Remi! Kory!” Remi responds “Aimee!!”

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 11

Brandish #29 - Chapter 2 Page 9

9 panel black and white comic
1: Kory is hanging his head down, not looking at Remi. "What are you sorry for."
2: Remi responds, "I left so early, without much of a word. I could've stayed for breakfast of something."
3: Kory looks up, a sour look on his face, "You're sorry you missed BREAKFAST?"
4: Remi looks upset, "That's not what I meant."
5: Kory's expression softens and he looks away. "Can we just talk after the heist?"
6: Remi hugs Kory, while saying "Of course" Kory is looking to the side, a sad look in his eyes
7: closeup or Remi hugging Kory, Kory's hands in his hoodie pocket
8: Kory pulls his hand out
9: and returns the hug

Hamslice 🍖@hamslice· Feb 11

Brandish #28 - Chapter 2 Page 8