Hangry Dad

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Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 18d

3 panels of Dr Manhattan, sitting alone on Mars (from Watchmen): Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe?

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 21d

Bryan Johnson, yesterday:

The Newborn, from Alien: Resurrection - a white, sticky-looking human/xenomorph hybrid, with a pained expression, and no nose (probably smells terrible).

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 21d

They do have lovely, healthy baby, though.

Timothy West, Susan George, and their grub-like baby, from Tales Of The Unexpected episode "Royal Jelly".

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 22d

My understanding of IMAX as "4:3, not 16:9" might not be entirely accurate.

Obadiah Stane (Jeff Bridges, in Iron Man), yelling at an underling: "Christopher Nolan filmed this as a square, not a rectangle!"
Yes, yes, 4:3 is also a rectangle, shut up.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 22d

I've cast Jonathan Frakes as Homer in my version.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 23d

But Gordo!

"I listen to podcasts!" - Chocolate Giddy-Up (Cedric Yarbrough, in Black Dynamite).

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 24d

This you?

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 24d

"It is 1985. Bishop to Queen 4."

Dr Manhattan (blue, naked) sitting on a red rock (he's on Mars), and looking somewhat upset (from Watchmen)

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 24d

One Country For Old Men (in the style of the title for No Country For Old Men)

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 24d

The Odyssey (2026, dir. Christopher Nolan)

The chorus like from Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Want To Get Off (from the Simpsons episode, A Fish Called Selma) - three men in ape costumes - singing "Menelaus! Menelaus! Oh, Menelaus!".
I don't know if Menelaus would even rhyme with Dr Zaius but, for the sake of this joke, let's assume it does.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 25d

Mrs Krabappel's class, eagerly: How did you afford to buy house, Bart?
Bart, crestfallen: I worked part time at Waitrose.
*class goes wild*

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· 27d

Watched Jackass in an otherwise empty cinema, this week, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Evil Dead Burn got a lot of loud audience reactions, which is just how it should be! #LastFourWatched

Evil Dead Burn (3.5⭐)
Jackass: Best & Last (not rated)
Enola Holmes 3 (a generous 3⭐)
Dead Again (3⭐)

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 14

Just getting ready for my call with BBC news. I am very normal.

The room full on Nazi crap that showed up on Rightmove and went viral.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 14

I know a Vervoid when I see one!

The titular monster from Doctor Who adventure "Terror of the Vervoid" - a humanoid, leafy monster, with a head from Georgia O'Keeffe's nightmares.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 13

Marvellous scene in that where he has a man nuzzled to death by beagles. RIP, Sam.

Ricky (Julian Dennison) hugging Hector (Sam Neill) in Hunt For The Wilderpeople

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 11

"None of us went into politics to make poor people poorer." I have no idea who's speaking on Any Questions?, but

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 11

Damn.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 10

#LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday - I thought that last week's big screen viewing of Edge of Tomorrow would be hard to beat, but Lin Shaye doing "what if John Wick was in Up?" put a great big smile on my face!

Dead Again (3⭐)
The Last Stand of Ellen Cole (5⭐)
Now You See Me 2 (2.5⭐)
Edge of Tomorrow (4.5⭐)

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 10

A Video rental store employee asks Homer Simpson if he wants to rent the film he just watched the trailer for.
"I just saw the best part."

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 10

The Bible seems a bit kinky when you attribute Jesus' words to a total beefcake.

Matthew, 5:39 "But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also." on a picture of Lord Humungus from Mad Max 2 (a muscle-bound ma, dressed in very little, save for a pair of leather undies and a hockey mask).

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 8

It doesn't even have a handle - blatant false advertising! If England win, they should send it back.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 7

"smooth groin"? All hail President Korvo!

Korvo, a blue alien with liver spots on his bald head, from Solar Opposites.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 6

We should be so lucky.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 6

Actually a plot point from the comic, and kind of spot on!

An unmasked Black Noir from The Boys comic - a square-jawed blonde man with wild eyes and a crazy grin (he's Homelander's clone in this story).

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 6

Turns up on tortillas pretty regularly, but he's never smiling. Buddy Christ on a Taco, that's what they need.

The "Buddy Christ" from Kevin Smith's Dogma - classic robed Jesus with sacred heart, but he's smiling and winking, and giving both a thumbs up and finger gun.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 5

It's not really a bbq without a comedy pinny.

Upper body selfie, showing my "Silence of the lambs" apron, with a picture of 3 chops on a kettle grill.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 2

If you can think of a better reason for destabilising international relationships, I'd love to hear it.

A black and white image of a sign that just says "CONSUME" (it's the view from the sunglasses from They Live).

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 2

Keir Starmer's eyes, giving you his best hard stare.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 2

"Penelope & Envelope should rhyme. Change my mind."
Matt Walsh meme, but I've hidden his face because he sucks.

Hangry Dad@hangrydad· Jul 2

...real fuckin sexy, just like you asked.