HappyCatFarts
@happycatfarts
Abstracter. Archaeologist. Believes In Unicorns. Cat Mom. Fuck Trump. Fun Hair Color Always. Francophile. Indoor Cat Living In A CaTsle. MSTie. Music! Pizza! Scotch! Stays Weird. Survivor. Vegetarian. Wears Fabulous Shoes. When In Doubt, Adds More Glitter.
Happy #CatsNoirFriday - which is also the Gotchaversary of Xerxes! One year ago today she found the CaTsle. She had just given birth, was dangerously skinny & starving & so wild & scared. Living her best life now! Happy BDay to the Inkie Kittens Four (spitting images of Xerx) 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 #CatsOfBluesky
Welp. The CaTsle will never be the same! 😹 Please meet Bert, who has come to us in need of a home and lots love. The Cats are…not amused…. 😾😾😾😾😾 #CatsOfBluesky #DogsOfBluesky
I will defend democracy and vote in the midterms!!! ☮️💜🐈⬛🚫👑 (This is Gwen and she approves this message 🖤)
I love when my furbabies become MSTies 💜 #CatsOfBluesky #MST3K #MysteryScienceTheater3000
Me: Yay for a day off and a scrumptiously long lovely sleep in! View from my bed: Xerxes Also Xerxes: About my missing First, Second and Third Breakfasts… #CatsOfBlueSky
🖤 Meet Java! ☕️🐈⬛ Her colors are deep & complex like a well-brewed cup of coffee. She came to a family who couldn’t take care of her, so here she is! She is still skittish but very sweet & loves her tuna breakfast & second tuna breakfast & tuna brunch & & & 🐟😹 Best #Caturday ever! #CatsOfBluesky
A new Inkie (left) has found the CaTsle this evening. Three out of four Inkie Brothers (right) approve. Or are at the very least quite curious. Eek! I love Inkie Cats and I simply cannot wait to tame this new savage beast 🖤 #CatsOfBluesky
Naughty Lenore or Nice Lenore? Naughty Lenore or Nice Lenore? 🤔 Let’s just say Lenore always makes the correct (mat) choice 🤣 #CatsOfBluesky
Here at the CaTsle, we have a tower. And this month? We use the tower to tell the world everyone is safe here. ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️ #CatsOfBluesky #Pride
The Inkie Kittens (Edgar above, Usher below) would like their Caturday pizzas now, please and thank you. 🖤🍕🐈⬛🍕🐈⬛🖤 #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday #Pizza
When Xerxes practices her selfie skills on the indoor camera…. 📸🐈⬛🤣 #CatsIfBluesky
🐈 Bunny: USHER! Behold my incredible window-opening skills! 🐾🪟🥇 🐈⬛ Usher: … 👀 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Cats
Bunny’s Paw of Nope has no equal. Just ask this very, very stunned Sebs. 🐾🚫🤣 #CatsOfBluesky
Mona Lisa has a pretty comfy lap. Just ask this comfy Bunny. 🧡🐈🧡 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
Just look at this crazy Friday night at the CaTsle! #CatsOfBluesky
Happy (estimated) Birthday to my SoulMateSoulCat Gwen!!! Thank you for finding me again. ❤️🎉🎂🥳🐈⬛❤️ #CatsOfBluesky
Want to attract Inkies to your yard? Well just install a spiral stairway! 🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤 #CatsOfBluesky
Lenore’s newest Superpower? Snuggling herself under a blankie. And instantly all my teeths have cavities from her pure sweetness. ❤️🐈❤️ #CatsOfBluesky
I really don’t know how Bunny can sleep so peacefully with Gwen back there screaming 💤😱🤣 #CatsOfBluesky
The World is incredibly awful right now. This Sebastian Chonk is incredibly not awful and is in fact incredibly awesome. Choose wisely. #CatsOfBluesky
The Inkie Kittens Four have the bestest Springtime zoomie zoomies! 🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤 #CatsOfBluesky