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HardwareGuy

@hardwareguy

Father, programmer, taco lover. Trying to make it another day. He/him.

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HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· 8d

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at
the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jul 15

screenshot of a tweet replying to "35 years ago today, 'Terminator 2' released in theatres."
"Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today."

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jun 4

image macro from Starship Troopers showing large "brain bug" with psychic touching it's head, caption: "It's afraid"

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jan 21

What about dexter jettstermaxing?

Dexter Jettster, greasy alien diner owner from star wars episode 2

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Dec 20

Been a while I guess I'll do it

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Dec 12

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Oct 23

That last panel reminded me of the artist self insert in Kelly's comics for the onion

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jul 24

teacher: remember class, anything can be art, except what bobby drew today. bobby drew a picture of goku making love to spiderman. bobby has created the opposite of art

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jul 23

screenshot of twitter post by lauren @notabigjerk: I'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jun 13

family guy meme with skin tone chart with top half (lighter half) reading "traditional country" and the bottom darker half reading "country"

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Apr 10

modified tweet originally about "all my apes gone" now says "all my apes trans"

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Mar 12

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Mar 11

Reminds me of this comic

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Mar 9

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Feb 18

sonic the hedgehog drawn in cartoon style with a speech bubble "i want shorter games with worse graphic made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm NOT KIDDING"

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jan 15

Geez I wonder what happened?

A chart depicting top federal tax rates over time from 1913 to 2024.

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Dec 27

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Dec 23

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Dec 4

lol they removed the made up section but didn't even change the title of the article

Editor's Note: This story has been updated. An earlier version stated incorrectly that George H. W. Bush gave a presidential pardon to his son, Neil Bush. Esquire regrets the error.

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Dec 2

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Oct 26

It's the bors comic over and over again.

HardwareGuy@hardwareguy· Jul 10

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