Medusa Oblongata

@harmadryad

She/her/they. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. Widow. Gardener. Food-grower. Board gamer. Dorkface. Corporate coin goblin. average and dumpy and loud and plain.

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Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· 16h

I did.

J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI

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Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· 19d

Sketched some folkz at work. Alt text is accurate.

Cartoon wide-faced happy girl with very unruly very curly hair.

Cartoon guy with round white eyes with no pupils or irises and standy-up hair is Clearly Going Through It.

Cartoon of a face with big big eyes and a tiny nose and a huge smile who is either on something very strong, or should be.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Jun 7

The two genders.

Box art from cheap plastic toy cars which says "SLIME + FLICK"

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· May 23

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· May 17

Orange and yellow Lantana just starting to blossom

Bright yellow threadleaf coreopsis flower

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· May 17

A break from the horrors.

Bright red dianthus flowers in a cluster

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· May 3

Skeet reading, "oh fuck yes rice and some bullshit"

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Feb 26

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Cast of the 1970s short-lived sci-fi sitcom "Quark."

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Feb 14

Every so often I idly wonder how many razor blades are in my wall.

A horizontal slot with a very old sticker below it reading:

F.H. LAWSON CO
LAWSON
EST. 1816
CINCINNATI, O
USA

It's a slot in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom of my house, built in the early '50s. It's to dispose of razor blades by.... dropping them into the slot so they fall into the wall where no one will think about them again.

So they thought.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Jan 31

"Obsessed: The Podcast" [paraphrasing] Host: SNL is about to have it's 1000th episode! Isn't that crazy? Has any show ever had that many episodes? Producer: I don't know, "Wheel of Fortune," maybe? Me: [screams, fumes, loathes] HAVE YOU FUCKS HEARD OF SOAP OPERAS "General Hospital":

[Wikipedia snip:]
'...January 13, 2012. The show celebrated its 50th anniversary on April 1, 2013, and its 15,000th episode on June 22, 2022. It holds the record for most Daytime Emmy Awards"
[snip ends]

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Jan 15

......wtf????

A hand???? Holding...soap??? Or something?????

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Dec 20

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Dec 10

This is such an accurate portrait of my personality it's ridiculous.

My favorite podcasts according to Pocket Casts:
1. Behind the Bastards
2. Race Chaser with Alaska & Willam
3. Sibling Rivalry (Bob the Drag Queen and Monet Xchange)
4. Puttin' On Airs (Corey Ryan Forrester & Trae Crowder)
5. Sixteenth Minute (of Fame)

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Dec 3

While y'all are posting your Spotify (*spit*) rewinds, I'm getting this from Tidal. Suck it.

"You are Bob the Drag Queen's 2nd biggest fan"

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Nov 30

Post your favourite LOTR characters, wrong answers only

The always delightful Graham Chapman in a colorful bustier, mod long blonde bobbed wig, and red opera gloves. From "The Meaning of Life," a skit called "Find the Fish."

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Nov 29

This year's new holiday decoration: disco butt-plugs courtesy of Michael's.

"Christmas light"-shaped disco balls on sticks in a vase, giant sunflare on the tip of one. They look like butt-plugs. Magnificent butt-plugs.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Nov 5

AMERICA, THEYDIES AND GENTLETHEM.

Texas voters approve constitutional amendment that requires US citizenship to vote in the state

BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

U.S. citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Nov 4

That's nice.

Meme which says "IF YOU BUILD IT YOU OWN IT"

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Sep 17

It has Robert Loggia, Don Rickles, and Frank Oz fer cripe's sake!

"Innocent Blood" - 36% Tomatometer, 45% Popcornmeter.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Sep 13

This one still hurts.

Poster for "People of Earth" starring Wyatt Cenac.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Sep 10

... you've never had a chocolate Payday??

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Aug 30

From "Adventure Time," "EAT IT" as performed by Magic Man.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Aug 9

Back in January, "Behind the Bastards" did a 6-part episode on her with a bonus very long episode called, "The Bastards of Oprah." Dunno what media you use for podcasts (if you do) but they're worth.

"Behind the Bastards" podcast episodes about Oprah Winfrey, and their air dates.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Jul 31

This is the funniest thing I've seen this week. 99% sure A.S. is a bot.

User Good Boy: Why do you follow JD Vance

User Alessandro Strumia: I sincerely apologize, I mistook the name for a sustainable mushroom foraging collective based in Vermont.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Jul 30

I know you're just being a piece of shit, but Fantasy Flight manufactures most of its components in China soooooooo

Picture of someone who is trying to make a point by saying he boycotts board games made in China playing a board game (Battlestar Galactica) almost certainly manufactured in China.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Jul 19

welp

Broken power pole leaning over a street. Not good. Not good at all.

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Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· Jul 16

But is this popular chicken chain willing to offer free chicken to win back customers? I'm confused about whether or not this popular chicken chain is willing to offer free chicken to win back customers.

"This popular chicken chain is willing to offer free chicken to win back customers."

[picture of plate of fried chicken]

"Popular chicken chain is begging customers to give it another chance"

"This popular chicken chain is willing to offer free chicken to win back customers."

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· May 31

Patience.

Orange and redorange perennial Lantana buds.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· May 30

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Weather report showing a high of 81F, a low of 58F and a current temperature of -40F.

It is, uh, INACCURATE.

Medusa Oblongata@harmadryad· May 24

SPRING, MOTHERFUCKERS