Brandon Mayes (@harmlesserrer) · DIRTY

Brandon Mayes

@harmlesserrer

Washed up Marine aviator. Reborn Assistant Appellate Defender. Not as smart as I think I am. Probably smarter than you think I am.

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Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 17d

Working on his wizard wand.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 18d

Pizzaiolo

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 19d

Lemons to lemonade.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 21d

All homemade ground pork bulgogi bibimbap with homemade potato cakes.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 23d

Cheering for Espana with his Yamal haircut.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 24d

Fuck…

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 27d

Yall.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· 29d

Another premium struggle meal night.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 11

Caleb was a steal at #4

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 10

Look at this 80s steez.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 10

Excellent use of map colors.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 10

Bring this game to the U.S.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 9

Treat chyoself

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 7

Trail friend.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 6

If Balogun had been fouled like that, you’d be screaming for a red.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 3

We’d be friends.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jul 3

Been one of those weeks.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 29

Grilled peaches, mini ice cream sammiches, homemade whip.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 29

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 27

It hurt.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 27

And they’re all out of seafood.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 19

Enjoying the after rains

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 17

In honor of the WC: Il Tricolore.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 17

I’m pretty sure gas isn’t $2 a gallon in Iowa. The lies just flow.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 16

Next John Isner.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 15

Picked my kid up from tennis camp. Looked like he was in hockey camp.

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 15

Time to wash the lucky sweater. @cseguin03.bsky.social

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 15

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 14

Brandon Mayes@harmlesserrer· Jun 13

Deck life.