Harrison Lee
@harrisoncklee
We're doing this revolutionary war out of foppery and whim.
Early 90s NBC sitcom that only ran five seasons but did insane numbers
10 years of service time for Andrew Benintendi. I was the lone Red Sox fan in a bar packed to the rafters with Astros fans for Game 4 of the 2018 ALCS. You could hear the rats in the walls squeaking when Benny made this catch to end the game. It is my greatest baseball memory.
Agreed to bake cookies from a recipe I've never heard of. Because money.
I haven't seen an Egyptian defense fall apart like this since the Six Day War
When you realize your giant contract means you'll have to babysit The Giggleshit Brothers
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
Robert E. Lee learning that chivalry won't shield the troops he ordered to march straight across an open field from entrenched artillery fire