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Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jun 8

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jun 7

My kneejerk response is Hythlodaeus, but I have no idea how one would even make a fun design of the Sophist Robes, so instead I'll say my Azem, Charon.

gpose of two viera posing for the camera, surrounded by plants and flowers (they're both Charon)

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jun 5

Not sure why "malevolent and unsettling children" is up there since i only saw it once & do *not* understand the how it fits the context, but as a horror theme it can definitely be fun. nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jun 3

My Azem, Charon! They dont ascribe to gender at all (shapeshifter's privilege), its more like a quirky thing others do that they just roll with. Similarly, they dont really label their sexuality, bc gender just isnt a consideration for them when it comes to their partners either.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· May 28

A h, perceived.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· May 27

QRT with a male character you love 💜🏹

Hythlodaeus from the MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· May 17

Post a FFXIV meme made by you I kinda forgot I made these ngl

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· May 5

Yes! I have a little see through coin purse that he fits in & I hook that onto my itabag when he's not in my pocket. 💜

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Apr 5

Ahhhh I haven't written anything for Easter, please accept me finally sharing my original Hyth egg fic. #FFXIVFic archiveofourown.org/works/46332010

Summary of a fic from Archive of Our Own for the fic "All Your Eggs in One Basket" by Hawke (OP), which reads:

Rating: Explicit. Category: M/M. Status: Complete. Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply.
Tags: Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus, Emet-Selch, Hythlodaeus, POV Hythlodaeus, Established Relationship, Gremlin Hythlodaeus, Minor Azem/Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus, Intersex, Shapeshifting, Naga, Oviposition, Eggpreg, Size Difference, Size Kink, Size Queen Hythlodaeus, Non-Human Genitalia, Double Penetration in One Hole, Double Vaginal Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Rough Sex, Cervical Penetration, Experimental Sex, Concept Testing, Magic, Dirty Talk, Belly Bulge, Married Sex, Feral Behavior.

Summary: Hythlodaeus sees so many Concepts come across his desk on a daily basis, of course he's going to take some of them for a test run. If those "tests" involve things absolutely no one would have thought to account for, well... at least Hades is always willing to "help".

Part 1 of Concept Reviews.
Language: English. Words: 7,635. Chapters: 1/1.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Apr 3

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Mar 25

put him in The Cylinder

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Mar 6

Seen this my9games.com thing going around & decided why not. Favorites & Foundational games both, tbh, & I'll be holding out hope for a SO3 remake until it happens or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Mar 5

Been a minute and a couple days late for the full moon, but I've finally finished the next chapter... #FFXIVFic archiveofourown.org/works/477949...

$Screenshot of the first paragraph of chapter 23 from the fic "The Opinions of Sheep" by Hawke (op) "The darkness around him was absolute, so deep and impenetrable he couldn't see the steps beneath his feet or the tori gates he knew flanked him on either side, yet he felt utterly calm as he climbed the steps into the heavy darkness, the sound of his boots against the smooth stone muffled by the thick shadows beneath the gates. There was no wind, no chirping crickets or calling night birds, everything so silent and still as to feel oppressive were he to give it even a fraction of his attention, but he felt perfectly serene as he ascended the winding stairs, uncaring of the strange atmosphere or why he felt so inexplicably drawn to whatever awaited him at the end. He felt no curiosity about the strange shrine nor any caution or suspicion over the strange compulsion, not because of the unusual quiet of his thoughts but due to a sense of expectation -as if he knew what laid at the end of his path, like he was returning somewhere as familiar to him as his childhood home."$

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Mar 5

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Feb 7

So uh, I heard it was National Werewolf Day? I don't have much, but I do have my (on-going) werewolf AU fic, such that it is. Just, y'know, mind the tags, as it's /very/ NSFW amidst the plot that's sprung from what was supposed to be a spicy one-shot... #FFXIVFic archiveofourown.org/works/477949...

AO3 summary image of the fic "The Opinions of Sheep" by Hawke (Joyd) -op
Rating: Explicit. Warnings: Rape/Non-Con. Category: Male/Male.
Relationships: Azem & Hythlodaeus, Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus, Emet-Selch & Hythlodaeus.
Characters: Hythlodaeus, Azem, Emet-Selch.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Predator/Prey, Feral Behavior, Trans Hythlodaeus, POV Hythlodaeus, Trans Male Character, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Knotting, Creampie, Size Queen Hythlodaeus, Size Difference, Large Cock, Monsterfucking, Rape Aftermath, Trauma, Panic Attacks, Vaginal Fingering, Animalistic, Past Rape/Non-con, Cervical Penetration, Breeding, Mating Press, Cock Warming, Somnophilia, Marathon Sex, Schmoop, Relationship Discussions, Trans Pregnancy, Falling in Love, Mpreg, Alternate Universe - Creatures & Monsters, it was just supposed to be smut: the sequel, Webcame/Video Chat Sex, Knotting Dildos, Pegging, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Face-Sitting, First Time, Slow Romance, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Clothed Sex.

Summary: "Hythlodaeus was under no delusions about being the most dangerous thing in the woods when he became a park ranger, but that didn't mean he was expecting to become prey for /this/ sort of beast."

Part 1 of Lunar Madness.
Language: English. Words: 136,473. Chapters: 22/?. Comments: 88. Kudos: 135. Bookmarks 41. Hits: 9,027.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jan 25

Ive gotten lots of comms from Ghostie over the years (my banner is a crop of a spicy one) and it's always a joy to work with them! This one is especially cozy & appropriate for the current weather we're supposed to be getting lol

Hades, Hythlodaeus, & Charon (Azem) dressed in heavy winter gear, Hyth & Charon holding hands while tucking their hands into Hyth's coat pocket while he tugs at Emet's arm to encourage him to do the same. Emet i clutching a steaming cup of coffee in his other hand, while Charon's free hand is tucked in their own pocket.
Emet looks especially miserable at the cold, while Hyth and Charon are smiling at him.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jan 20

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jan 18

I simply cant say no to making my blorbos in picrew.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Jan 12

Goblin mode

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Dec 31

I met a fairy princess today.

A fluffy black and white cat sitting on top of a cat tree, cleaning one of her front paws.

The same cat stretched out on a couch cushion, looking toward the camera with her front paws tucked close to her chest.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Dec 26

Heyo, I'm Hawke! I wrote a whole lot of HythHades, mostly smut but there is some softer, sfw intimacy in there as well. I like to explore What-Ifs more than rewriting canon, but I do have a bit of that, too!

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Dec 19

My gift for @surskitty.bsky.social for the #togetherforstarlight gift exchange! I hope you enjoy some soft Ryne/Gaia and have a wonderful holiday season! #FFXIVFic archiveofourown.org/works/76013871

Fic summary from Archive of Our Own of the fic "In the Silence Beneath the Stars" by Hawke (OP).
General Audiences, F/F, No Archive Warnings Apply, Completed.
Tags: Gaia & Ryne (Final Fantasy XIV), Gaia/Ryne (Final Fantasy XIV), Gaia, Ryne, Pre-Relationship, Budding Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Dreams and Nightmares, Post Posession.
Summary: "Even only possessing the bare bones of her memories, Gaia is accustomed to a certain level of Comfort when she beds down for the night, and a cheap bedroll out in the Empty? That's not cutting it.
Her troubles falling asleep turn out to have a small silver-lining, at least, since she's already awake when Ryne needs her.

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Gift for surskitty for the Together for Starlight gift exchange!"
Language: English, Words: 1,837, Chapters: 1/1, Collections: 1

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Dec 19

We went & took a picture with the . "Take my picture!" -Merywen @neonghostlight.bsky.social

A screenshot of a femme Viera with their back to the camera, using the /photograph emote to take a picture of another Viera doing the /showright emote next to the Lvl1 [ ] in Coerthas Westwern Highlands. There is a carbuncle behind him and the Solus minion to the left of the photo taker.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Dec 11

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Dec 6

What a delicious meal you've given us

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Nov 25

What flavor is your OC? 🌲

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Nov 19

No matter the universe, they always love each other with everything they are. ;u; #CharonPosting #AncientOT3

Mimis style comm from @miqoting of Hythlodaeus, Emet-Selch, & OP's character Charon.

B&W comm by @clefari of Hythlodaeus, Emet-Selch, & OP's Azem (Charon) cuddling on a bed. They're all smiling, wearing their canon robes & clinging to each other.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Nov 12

What's that? Me, posting a fic lovingly bullying Hades Emet-Selch while also getting him laid at 12:30am? Must be a day that ends in "y". #FFXIVFanFic archiveofourown.org/works/74075296

Summary of an entry on Archive of Our Own for the fic "Slumber Party" by user Hawke (OP).
Image reads as follows:
"Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV
Relationship: Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus (Final Fantasy XIV)
Characters: Emet-Selch (Final Fantasy XIV)Hythlodaeus (Final Fantasy XIV)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Established Relationship, POV Emet-Selch (Final Fantasy XIV), Trans Male Character, Trans Hythlodaeus (Final Fantasy XIV), Somnophilia, Kinktober 2025, Vaginal, Cockwarming, Creampie
Summary:
"In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't actually take Hades long to give in to start exploring his kinks on his own once Hythlodaeus got them started.

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Kinktober 2025 Day 3 - Somnophilia"

Language: English
Series: Part 3 of Kinktober 2025, Part 12 of Playlist: Songs I'd Be Disrespectfully Railed To
Published: 2025-11-12
Words: 3,933
Chapters: 1/1"

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Oct 26

Ignore that this is a picture of my screen, I cant yoink it from my switch. ANYWAY; pokemon Charon & Gabite. c:

OP's Pokemon ZA character (Charon) sitting at a cafe with a Gabite at their side.

Emet-Selch's Fat Tits@hawkejoyd· Oct 23

Bnuuy delivery