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Hayley

@haymaker

A Pollyanna motherfucker. Director and Actor. ♀️ no TERFs, no SWERFs

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Hayley@haymaker· 3d

A panel from ache wood where Ray thinks about things. Hmmmmm

Hayley@haymaker· 3d

What are some GOATED second albums in your mind?

An image of the album cover of Post by Bjork.

Hayley@haymaker· 4d

Four Corners · Game 41 — Solved in 2:08 with 0 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest

Hayley@haymaker· 7d

Four Corners · Game 38 — Solved in 6:38 with 1 mistake. fourcorners.smol.quest

Hayley@haymaker· 10d

Four Corners · Game 35 — Solved in 7:41 with 3 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest I probably would have gotten it sooner if I didn't misunderstand how to handle "the sides" 😣

Hayley@haymaker· 11d

David Lynch in the back of a car, excitedly proclaiming that "I just had two cookies and a Coke". He hold the can of coke up to show it.

Hayley@haymaker· 11d

Enjoying a modified version of the David Lynch special this afternoon. If you can believe it.

Two very small cookies and a diet coke

Hayley@haymaker· 19d

Wake up ya fuckin'..... well, you know the rest.

An image of Joe Pantoliano in Bound

Hayley@haymaker· 20d

With Alt Text:

A page from a book that reads, “You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.”

Across the bottom in purple text, overlaid, reads “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take”

Hayley@haymaker· Jul 14

I'm not like.... over the moon about this one.

Hayley@haymaker· Jul 12

Time to send in the dancing crabs:

Hayley@haymaker· Jul 9

I have the best wife. I'm so lucky. 🥰

A Note with a cartoon mouse and a cartoon rabbit shaped like a heart. Underneath it it reads. "Good Meowning! Coffee is ready & car is gassed up, I love you xoxox Sky"

Hayley@haymaker· Jun 22

Heads up that I'm going to be very annoying about my temporary roommate:

a very handsome boy (cat) named Binny sitting on one of our light green armchairs. He's a fluffy dude of various browns and tans.

Hayley@haymaker· Jun 16

I...... uh....... what? No. No no no.

A screenshot of a card that reads "Happy Father's Day" then a picture of a taco with a party hat. the text under reads "to the only meat for my taco"

I hate it.

Hayley@haymaker· Jun 11

We're fuuuuuucked

A photo of my TV showing legendary WGN weatherman Tom Skilling talking from his Edgewater condo about the storm that is about to hit Chicago tonight

Hayley@haymaker· May 30

The most tragic part of the show:

an image from Bevis & Butthead. Bevis is crawling up a windswept hill to a headstone that reads "Here lies Antigone. She never scored".

Hayley@haymaker· May 30

Spoilers for the Antigone/Haemon scene:

the sarah scribbles comic where the girl asks the guy repeatedly throughout their lifelong romantic relationship "do you like me? really? you really like me?" and the guy always responding in the affirmative, even when they're ghosts.

Hayley@haymaker· May 24

A screen capture of the opening credits of Star Trek the next generation. The text above it reads "you construct rituals which allow you to touch the skins of other men*

Hayley@haymaker· May 24

An image of the opening shot of the television show Star Trek deep space nine. A title card is above it in the traditional font used for the opening of this show. It reads" good news! Garak is in this episode "

Hayley@haymaker· May 13

It’s INTERNATIONAL X-MEN DAY! Please post a photo of your favorite X-Man character below!

An image of Excalibur's Giant size Spectacular, featuring Rachel Summers aka Phoenix 2.

Hayley@haymaker· May 8

Heh heh heh.

The cover of "bunnicula strikes again" featuring a vampire bunny with red eyes

Hayley@haymaker· Apr 14

They didn't junk her! We got Baby back!!!!

A concrete brontosaurus that Hayley placed way too much of her mental health on.

Hayley@haymaker· Apr 11

Yeah yeah, I know.

A panel from the online comic achewood where one robot says to another robot "whoah! You're working some rough chuckles these days"

Hayley@haymaker· Apr 11

Took a break from unpacking to let the dogs out.

A pair of sealed boxes that yes contain the ashes of dead dogs. The one on the left says Cooper. Because the service did not have enough room to put his full name special agent Dale Cooper. The one on the right says Bo.

Hayley@haymaker· Apr 6

Uhhhhhhhh.

Worf (a Klingon played by an African American man) and Dax (A Caucasian woman with brown hair and dots down her temples) being uprated by Commander Sisko about worf shanking his brother in a Klingon suicide ritual because of dishonor. Sisko says "there is a limit to how far I'll go to accommodate..."

Sisko (played by a balded, goatee'd African American man) saying "there is a limit to how far I'll go to accommodate cultural diversity among our officers"

Hayley@haymaker· Apr 5

An image of Veruca Salt yelling from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

Hayley@haymaker· Mar 31

Thanks for reminding me about this 2 1/2 year old photo of a steak, google. Real glad to have that fond memory back?

A photo of a mediocre steak. I took it to send to my wife to see if she thought is sounded good for dinner.

Hayley@haymaker· Mar 27

I am Garak in this situation.

Hayley@haymaker· Mar 27

These two hanging out together is one of the most delightfully queer positive scenes on screen and no I will not be explaining why.

Hayley@haymaker· Mar 27

I know I can be a cheap date sometimes, joke wise, but I laughed.