hazel 🐾

@hazel

🏳️‍⚧️ girl of many names and faces 🪻 25 going on 6 🚆 please ask me about trains 📚 teller and reteller of tales 🌲 northwest forest animal 🔞 adults only

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hazel 🐾@hazel· Apr 13

after 3.5 years of engineering school i finally understand this meme

an edited Calvin and Hobbes comic:
Calvin asks his dad "how do they know the load limit on bridges, dad?"
Dad replies with two visual panels with the stiffness matrices and member forces of a bridge under loading
Calvin replies "oh. I should have guessed."

hazel 🐾@hazel· Nov 30

goatcember

hazel 🐾@hazel· Oct 7

everyone apparently

a screenshot of the server select screen for club penguin journey. every single server has a queue to join.

hazel 🐾@hazel· Aug 6

hypothesis confirmed

a bsky notification of the above post liked

hazel 🐾@hazel· Aug 5

had a really fun playdate with @babyfur.bsky.social today!! we played with the marble run and made it go ALL THE WAY TO THE CEILING

a colorful marble run, it's really complicated and swirls in on itself a bunch

a tower of marble run segments spanning from the floor to the ceiling

hazel 🐾@hazel· Jul 10

a horse. it's at a really weird angle so it doesn't look like one.

hazel 🐾@hazel· Apr 5

based based based

a banner reading "Goodnites is honored to support the Autism Society of America" on a web store

hazel 🐾@hazel· Dec 27

I FORGOT TO SHOW THE COOLEST PART

the same Lego Atari 2600 on a shelf, but the front of the casing is pulled back to show a miniature scene of a boy playing on a TV

hazel 🐾@hazel· Dec 27

CHRISTMAS LEGOS!! this one took me literally all day yesterday to build...but it's so cool. @u@

a Lego Atari 2600 sitting on top of a shelf. it has a controller plugged in, the game Adventure in the cartridge slot, and vignettes of the games Adventure, Asteroids, and Centipede sitting alongside it.

hazel 🐾@hazel· Dec 12

restocked :) #abdl

the top shelf inside of my closet. packs of diapers are stacked on top of each other, filling the shelf space

hazel 🐾@hazel· Dec 9

my thoughts

gru flipboard meme, with panels:
"funnel money upwards and worsen the QoL for nearly everyone in America"
"normalize death and gun violence through 20 years of school shootings"
"someone shoots a healthcare CEO"
"the general public celebrates"

hazel 🐾@hazel· Dec 6

WOWIE

pokémon TCGP screenshot of a ピカチュウ ex (pikachu ex) card. It's a rare full art card!

hazel 🐾@hazel· Dec 2

an older @vluesclues.bsky.social commission that i was waiting until december to post!! someone was so eager to be helpful that she forgot to check WHAT she'd be helping with. oh well...she'll probably turn back before the end of the season, right? #ABDL #TF