Headzo

@headzo

Professional Civil Engineer with Stage IV Imposter Syndrome Catch me on YouTube coming in DFL at my local 5U curling bonspiel 🥌 Account based in: The dumpster behind an Arby's

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Headzo@headzo· 15d

It's what Mitch would have wanted.

It's from ITYSL - no coffin please. Just wet wet mud.

Headzo@headzo· 17d

A photo of the notebook I'm using for my current D&D session. It's a comp notebook with a gothic era scene of a harpy and other monsters

Headzo@headzo· 23d

Running the bar for the Hotter Than Hell Bonspiel. Come get a beer and watch these maniacs throw rocks at 7am #curling

It's a picture from behind the bar at the Broken Broom, the bar inside the Coyotes Curling Club

Headzo@headzo· 27d

When are we getting the senator edition of Coffin Flop? I want to see Mitch and Lindsey busting outta shit wood and hitting pavement

It's an image from coffin flop on corn cob TV with some dude breaking out the bottom of a casket

Headzo@headzo· Jul 12

It's the football player from Beetlejuice but he's saying Mitch, I don't think we survived those heart attacks

Headzo@headzo· Jul 8

Link is not happy with this vet visit

Headzo@headzo· Jul 4

Okay, so now his wife went back to China 3 days after they found him unconscious? He definitely died on June 16th.

It's a picture of an article talking about how Mitch McConnell's wife went back to China 3 days after he was found unconscious

Headzo@headzo· Jul 4

Quite the bitter being

It's a tweet from the CKY dude but it's long

Headzo@headzo· Jul 1

Work just took a shit on my soul all day and my Garmin watch has the audacity to say "looks like you had an easy day"

Headzo@headzo· Jun 26

It's working...

Headzo@headzo· Jun 22

Anyone else really fucking tired of hearing about algae all day

It's Billy Madison saying Chlorophyll? More like borophyll

Headzo@headzo· Jun 22

Fuck it, when gas runs out in a few weeks, I'm just turning myself into a Wheeler for the commute.

Headzo@headzo· Jun 22

I'm not the only one that sees it, right?

My Thai place has this sign that says avocado green curry, but I swear I see the word cum every time

Headzo@headzo· Jun 18

It was probably the lobbyists at big potato fudge trying to silence you

It's some weird 1950s shit called potato fudge

Headzo@headzo· Jun 18

It's Frank Reynolds pushing one of the McPoyles off a roof with a wooden board

Headzo@headzo· Jun 17

Okay that's it. Adobe now has a button to automatically generate a podcast? I'm going to start making and stockpiling napalm and Molotov cocktails. This needs to stop.