Heather Jana ⚜️ Vegas
@heatherjana
more fun than a sackful of puppies. ruthless, habit-forming, and real nice... for a price. ✨ 🌐
need to go back to the range soon and work on my form. wherefore art thou, gun daddy?
been staring at old pics of me as a redhead circa 2019/2020 and having those impure thoughts again... 🧐❤️🔥
big thanks to the sweetie pie who sent today's sunday funday project from my wishlist 🧱🤓
all eyes on me / in the center of the ring / just like a circus... 🎪🎶🐯
don't wanna toot my own horn so i'll let our new friend do it instead 😉🤝🏼
causing trouble with @msnickilv.bsky.social (like you do) 👯♀️💘
it's funny how i have a bunch of new photos from two weeks ago sitting in the edit queue and i just changed my hair 😹 ah well! what can you do? 🤷🏼♀️
only 2 slots left for my LA trip next week; monday dinner & wednesday breakfast. speak now or forever hold your piece 🤪🍆
when you book for 9am, you're getting cozy Heather. sorry, i don't make the rules! (oh, wait, yes i do...) 🤭
officially booked for LA! come play with me 3/23-25, prebookings & deposits required. 😽
dear universe: this weekend i would like a man to take me shoe shopping. 👠🔮🤞🏼
on my way to get some face-zappy lasers at the med spa, because this is how i look in direct sunlight with no filters and i intend to keep it that way! (send $300 if you love seeing glowy skin on bratty babes.) 💖
imagine standing me up for our date when i looked like *this*? crazy work.
only gal in the nail salon not getting a red mani today. (pay for it if you love me.) 💅🏼😘💜
many thanks to the lovely rascal who sent this Lego set from my wishlist... i stopped doomscrolling the news for a whole 90 mins! 🪴