Magpies...funny birds...chirp weird... and guess what? Swooping season starts in just 2 weeks!!!!! Yaaaaasssss!!!!!

You know I am!

Oh! So there’s a role for humans left after all. Sam Altman and Elon Musk are wrong.

NGL, today’s Connections on @nytimes.com is wicked hard…

*Eddie Vedder voice* 🎶Replace John Fetterman Replace John Fetterman 🎶

Yeah, you could say I’m a 1%er

It was awesome

Classic marmaduke 😂😂😂

Ziggy - man 😂😂😂

Classic Farside - lol

Parker Malloy must be so excited that her billionaire is winning!!! I’m sure he’s one of the good billionaires that will save us from the other billionaires!!! (She blocked me. 😩)

#HunterBiden2028

Posting these around the neighborhood.

It’s time. #HunterBiden2028

@parkermolloy.com got em in the end

I know you love Parker Malloy @assbott.bsky.social but I had to pull out the nuke.

Hunter and Chelsea 2028 - for a better America. Making the signs now.

Steven Cheung is celebrating Massie’s loss. I’ve never seen him so happy.

@nasboat.org I just dropped this review of Ezra Klein’s last podcast episode. I may or may not make this a habit.

Twitter is such a hellscape under Musk. Pay or GTFO is the message.

I might get hate for this too but I bought an Artax.

Place your polymarket bets on wha happens to Giuliani fast, folks…

Getting a lot of use of this one over on Twitter

I love Animal Crossing. @makeitsnow.bsky.social

Only the Clintons can unite us. #Clintons2028 @assbott.bsky.social

It’s time