Heidi Loves Dogs
@heiditron3000
Canine Behavior Consultant who sometimes still pretends to be a comedian
Enzo: Ball? Me: No. No, all done with ball. Enzo: I see. Well then, how about this: ball? Me: That’s not a different option. Enzo: Yes it is, I could be referring to another ball. Me: NO balls. Enzo: Have you considered ball? Me: I don’t think you’re comprehending— Enzo:
Just met this guy. He says his name is Rod Stewart. I asked him to prove it by singing “Maggie Mae” and he said “Do I look like I have a mouth that can form words?” That only spawned more questions, but he was a grump so I let it go.
Joshua Tree is something magical, thought you all should know that
It’s the Cabazon dinosaurs!! The very same from Pee Wee’s Big Adventures!
Oh no. We’ve stuck our tongues out at each other at the same time and we switched bodies Freaky Friday style. Now Basil is lumbering around in a 44 year old giant’s body while I have this sudden urge to lick my butt.
I got a Honda Fit two weeks ago for the sole purpose of stuffing dogs into it:
No I did NOT just tear up because I have to part with my car. YOU did. That was you. Definitely not me. *bawls*
I had to trade a crow dog treats for this guy to save his little noodle ass yesterday. When did I become an old forest crone?
Sober me: Ugh, I’m going to have to cut down on unnecessary stuff, shop more at Grocery Outlet, might have to raise my prices… Stoned me: HEY LOOK WHAT I NEED
Well at least this time a rando didn’t come out of nowhere and offer to help in return for sexual favors… Changing a tire as a woman is like running a freakin’ gauntlet.
I came into my room after 5 days away and started talking. 10 minutes later, this guy is out, telling me how glad he is that I’m back and that he has never had a meal in his life
I met this western pond turtle yesterday and I asked him to yell “COWABUNGA” for me but he flipped me off instead
The high desert and the coast are both happy places for me. Here’s on the way to Lancaster
This weekend I went from the Bay Area to Morro Bay, Santa Barbara, Pasadena, Lancaster (the Antelope Valley poppy reserve!), Buttonwillow, Capitola, Half Moon Bay, and back to Marin. This state is way too pretty.
I am officially starting positive reinforcement rattlesnake avoidance classes for dogs! I’m hoping to begin in April. Got a facility to do it in and everything!