Trump has more plans but nobody knows what the are! Questions unanswered! What a time.

That was fast. He's already "replacing" something that never existed.

They even tell you in the article there is no plan.

NYT loves to take Trump's inane ramblings seriously. Of all the things that won't happen, this won't happen the most. I love the way they even call it a "plan".

Just another example of Democrats doing stupid shit when the stakes couldn't be any higher.

The Times is always changing their bullshit headlines. It now includes the word "slower". The chart they show also contradicts the headline.

Internet ad targeting is weird. Here's a $54,000 dry ice blaster somebody thinks I need.

It's even worse when they're useful...to Republicans.

After he sent a bunch of his goons to kill her, she helped plan his inauguration.

Yesterday, the Times said the war was almost over. Today it doesn't appear to exist.

The people that did this are getting a million dollars.

And here's three Democrats building the stage for Trump's inauguration at the same place he tried to overthrow the government a few years earlier. One despairs.

This time, the times is even a little skeptical.

Any headline that contains "Trump says..." is garbage and is almost certainly a lie but after 10 years, nobody seems to have figured this out.

Trump administration. is trying to kill people and make them suffer, which is nice.

If only there was an organization that could figure out which one is true?

Seems like there's more shitty gold decorations.

wut

If you're that worried about catching something, maybe stay home. ayfkm

The Iranians aren't even there, but okay.

I think Inae Oh, on NPR a couple weeks ago, pretty much nails it:

Well, in fairness, the last time I went to the doctor, it was pretty much just like this.

Today's installment of the Times asks stupid questions®.

They're "historic" because we've never been at war with them before? And weren't we told this was a done deal weeks ago? The NYT loves to frame this stuff up favorably for Trump.

Today's instalment of the NYT asks stupid questions.

Gotta love how shit head just has to put his name on something he had nothing to do with.

They've also changed it 3 times in only the last hour or so.

Threats to annihilate a country doesn't merit much of a headline at the NYT. The airman rescue thing got a banner for like an entire day. 🤷‍♂️