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Heliograph

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Photography from the antipodes. Based in #Dharawal #Gadi =o= #Sydney #Fediverse. Walker. Fond of oceans. Civility. Tests code for a living. Next life a Trill 🤞🖖 #loveswalking

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Heliograph@heliograph· 12d

the only good news 🐨 #thursday

word meme saying "Hey smiley tomorrow is Friday!!"

Heliograph@heliograph· 16d

agreed 😒(*and here's a larger version #straya #referendum #map)

Australian referendum map showing in blue Yes votes and in red No votes

Heliograph@heliograph· 16d

crispy fresh #sunday morning folks 👋🌬️🌴🌊

Heliograph@heliograph· 19d

#stupidity knows no bounds (and has no awareness)

comic strip featuring two men talking on a city street, one saying "Of course you can make jokes about stupid people. They're clearly not part of a minority."

Heliograph@heliograph· 27d

don't let this #tuesday tell you anything different #whatsreallygoingOn

Internet meme contrasting a photo of swimming capybaras with a revealing illustration.The top panel shows a family line of capybaras swimming. The bottom panel uncovers capybaras are actually riding underwater bicycles which explains their aligned swimming formation.

Heliograph@heliograph· Jul 17

good morning tinopeners and nontinopeners 😼 #caturday #breakfast #openthetin

2019 Pia Guerra & Ian Boothby NYer cartoon of a black cat bringing a lawyer to tjheir owner's bedside to demand breakfast. Caption reads: "Fine, I'll get up and feed you! No need to get the lawyers involved".

Heliograph@heliograph· May 2

Post your warning sign

hand drawn illustration of parasites showing a dog tick, and deer tick, and a luna tick in the shape of trump

Heliograph@heliograph· May 2

i see your sunset sky and raise you by one sunrise sky 😁👋🐨 #sunrise #sunday #straya

fiery red sunrise morning sky above the silhouttes of trees outside my house

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 28

captain #introvert 😆✊ #kriegundfreitag #introvertsUnite

@KriegundFreitag meme titled "Captain Introvert" of two stick figures with capes, one saying "That was excellent! Lets do this again next weekend!" and the other replying "What? Meet again already?? ... but I thought we were friends?!"

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 27

good morning to a short week (*if you're into work and all that >.<) also #closeYourTabs

@HELLOSUNSHINE meme showing eleven browser tabs that form the phrase "Don't forget to close all the tabs in your head too"

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 26

also happy #publicHoliday to everyone celebrating 🥳

one panel monochrome Peanuts meme of Snoppy resting between two rocks feet up, and the words "NOPE. NOT TODAY..."

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 26

good morning from the #southernHighlands 🐨👋

Tall trees with one showing off shining red autumn foliage alongside a small urban lake

Tall leafy trees trees with shining red autumn foliage alongside a small urban lake

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 24

*hearing bagpipes* #straya

on a marble surface a rock pigeon holding a red poppy flower in her beak looking startled for hearing the bagpipes

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 22

also these guys are just so full of sh!t it's beyond bizarre 🤷🤬 no wonder there's a part of society so entirely screwed up in the head #skyidiots

bullshit article snippet
Trump scores major victory in Hormuz blockade reported by shithouse outlet Sky News Australia

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 21

thanks for nothing #techbros 😒 #hormuz #murica

boyfriend meme adjusted to current global us fuckup
Iran: Woman on left walking toward viewer
Global Respect: boyfriend in middle admiring Iran woman
USA: shocked girlfriend glaring at global respect boyfriend

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 20

finally someone wrote this down 😒 #hormuz #NOTwar

soc med post by Mohamad safa : The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn't a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.
The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can't build the nuclear bomb that they weren't building for the not war that the United States started.
Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 20

#sobs #THATday 🙄

Kermit meme titled THREE FACTS ABOUT TUESDAY.
1. It's not Friday
2. Tomorrow's not Friday.
3. The Day after tomorrow isn't even Friday!

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 18

good crispy #sunday morning skysters 👋🐨🌛 #straya

Early morning orange sunrise sky above the trees outside my house with a slither of moon

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 16

absolute beautiful day out there 🛶 #grateful #lovemyhood

Seagull flying over me before a deep blue sky

Sydney's metropolitan skyline seen across the bay area with Centre Point Tower in the East

Sydney's Barangaroo skyline seen from the south with Anzac Bridge in the west

Two kayakers on botany bay before the airport tower in the back

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 15

#bowlpeople ✊

Two-panel cartoon of Tom and Spike the dog sword-fighting "People who put the milk first" and "People who put the cereal first."
The bottom panel shows a wide-eyed, annoyed Jerry the mouse "People who put the bowl first."

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 14

#doctor #related

Soc med post
"Famous painting of a chief surgeon eating lunch in the cafeteria with hospital staff."
quoting a Renaissance painting of the Last Supper showing Jesus seated at the center of a long table, flanked by his disciples on both sides. Jesus wears a red robe with a blue mantle and looks downward with a calm expression, his hands extended toward the table. The apostles are grouped in clusters, leaning, gesturing, and reacting animatedly to one another. The table is covered with a white cloth and set with plates, bread rolls, and small cups of red wine. Behind them, three rectangular windows reveal a distant landscape of hills and sky, framed by a dark interior.

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 14

#autumn #Sydney

Sydney's metropolitan skyline seen across the botany bay area under a pastel evening sky

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 14

for more insane just add more #coffee 💫

Ashermaxperlman.com cartoon of two man in an office kitchen pouring coffee, one saying "I feel alert now, but why stop there when I can also feel sick and insane?”

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 14

two countries same topic 😬 #undertaxed

In my timeline two concurrent posts from two countries about corporate tax rates, or petroleum tax respectively, by Robert Reich and Greg Jericho

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 11

good morning #sunday people 👋🐨 enjoy the lovely day that's coming up and take your time doing it 🐌 #jimmy

Biggbirb "Dream Team" four panel comic strip about Jimmy the snail, slow but lovable.
p1: two creatures on a horse farm, one saying "I'D LIKE YOUR FINEST STEED YOUNG MAN" - answer "WE HAVE BETTY RIGHT HERE. VERY FAST!" points at horse
p2: "HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE GUY?" points at a snail
OH... THAT'S JIMMY. LET'S SAY HE'S NOT THE FASTEST...
p3: ...
p4: saddles Jimmy and rides into the desert sun "LET'S TAKE OUR TIME. THE LANDSCAPE'S PRETTY HERE"

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 10

APOLLO 11: "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong

ARTEMIS II: “I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working.” - Reid Wiseman

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 9

🎶🥳🐨 #friday #friyay

word meme saying "Friday I'm in Love"

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 8

just realised this is #Australia rising there 🐨 #moon #earth #space #straya

NASA photo of earth rising behind the moon with Australia seen on the globe

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 8

related here's what the others say #endthewars

Iran's 10-point plan includes:

1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again
2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire
3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon
4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran
5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies
6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz
7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship
8. Iran would split these fees with Oman
9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz
10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations

Heliograph@heliograph· Apr 8

Lisa does tell the truth 😬 @lisatellstruth.bsky.social 👏

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