Harrison Fnord

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Ian G. He/Him - Chicago It seems the difficulty settings on this playthrough have gone askew. Focusing on the side quests and sharing all of their gold.

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Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· 24d

You can help preview how funny playing the reprint of Galadriel’s Dismissal into Disciple of Caelus Nin is!

Galadriel's Dismissal
{W}
Instant
Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.)
Target creature phases out. If this spell was kicked, each creature target player controls phases out instead. (Treat phased-out creatures and anything attached to them as though they don’t exist until their controller’s next turn.)
“The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the Sea. Yet they will cast all away rather than submit to Sauron—for they know him now.”
Illustrated by Rebecca Guay

Disciple of Caelus Nin
{4}{W}
Creature — Human Wizard
When this creature enters, starting with you, each player chooses up to five permanents they control. All permanents other than this creature that weren’t chosen this way phase out.
Permanents can’t phase in.
3/4
Illustrated by Steve Argyle

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· 26d

An original meme featuring Billiam Corrigan where the lyrics to one of his songs have been cleverly changed to “THE WORLD IS A CAMPFIRE”

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· 28d

Based solely on alternate Commanders, here are the two I’m excited about:

Bast, Panther Goddess
{2}{G}{W}
Legendary Creature — Cat God
Reach, trample, indestructible
Bast can’t attack or block unless you control three or more creatures.
Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
“Will you prove worthy of my blessing?”
4/4
Illustrated by Leesha Hannigan

Crystal, Inhuman Princess
{1}{R}{G}
Legendary Creature — Inhuman Noble Hero
Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Crystal deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of colors that spell is.
{T}: Add {R}, {G}, {W}, or {U}.
“Attilan can’t stay hidden forever. It’s time we showed them how fantastic we are.”
2/3
Illustrated by Darius Zablockis

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· 28d

My time will come…

A screen shot from “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” where 80’s cartoon characters shared a universe to warn us all about drugs.

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jul 7

All my Guay? Para

A print of Rebecca Guay’s art for the Magic Card “Path to Exile.” Lush art depicting a fallen soldier laying in rest with their sword over their chest. A woman forlornly looks on from the background.

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 27

(If your devotion to a single color is seven or more, or you control ten or more permanents, you get Spencer's Respect for the rest of the game.)

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 25

I would also like to advocate on behalf of my sun. If we errata it doesn’t even matter that there isn’t room on the card!

Chromanticore
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}
Enchantment Creature — Manticore
Bestow {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it’s an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it’s not attached.)
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink
Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, and lifelink.
4/4
Illustrated by Min Yum

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 20

Do you want centaurs because that’s how you get centaurs

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 20

Back ABOBO?

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 18

A lot of great hits at this p/t. Perfect for utility players. Difficult to narrow it down to one, but had to give it up to this rock kicking lizard!

Viashino Heretic
{2}{R}
Creature — Lizard
{1}{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. This creature deals damage to that artifact’s controller equal to the artifact’s mana value.
“The past is buried for good reason.”
1/3
Illustrated by Douglas Shuler

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 8

We don't usually see each others headers, here's mine. Share yours

Hellboy pointing with a bottle of rum in hand. He is saying, “Don’t mess with me, lady. I’ve been drinking with skeletons.”

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 8

I had this one recently! Monolith targeting doll, Ignition targeting Neheb.

Stuffy Doll
{5}
Artifact Creature — Construct
Indestructible
As this creature enters, choose a player.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to itself.
0/1
Illustrated by David Rapoza

Requiem Monolith
{2}{B}
Artifact
{T}: Until end of turn, target creature gains “Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life.” That creature’s controller may have this artifact deal 1 damage to it. Activate only as a sorcery.
Illustrated by Warren Mahy

Neheb, the Eternal
{3}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior
Afflict 3 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 3 life.)
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.
“This is what glory looks like.”
—Nicol Bolas
4/6
Illustrated by Chris Rahn

Chandra's Ignition
{3}{R}{R}
Sorcery
Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
In the moment before her execution, she realized what it meant to be a pyromancer, to be alive, to be Chandra.
Illustrated by Eric Deschamps

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 7

Assuming the flavor text was accurate on the date Urza’s Destiny released, today would be Davvol’s birthday. Maybe we can cheer up one of the most melancholic MTG characters by wishing them a happy birthday. If you really want to get wild, get a chimichanga in their honor.

Carnival of Souls
{1}{B}
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters, you lose 1 life and add {B}.
“‘Davvol, blast those elves.’ ‘Davvol, transport those troops.’ No one cares that today is my birthday.”
Illustrated by Brian Snõddy

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· Jun 7

@intrepidtautog.bsky.social looks like you’ll need to move on to sarcastic reminder text!

Wonder Man, Hollywood Hero 3{R}{R}

Legendary Creature - Human Performer Hero

Flying

Each power-up ability of permanents you control can be activated an additional time.
Power-up - 522: Put two +1/+1 counters on Wonder Man. (Activate each power-up ability only ... once? Reduce the cost by his mana cost if he entered this turn.)

4/4

MSH 160

Art: NANNA MARIE STEFFENSEN

© MARVEL
™️ & © 2026 Wizarde of the Coast

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 30

Gotta look out for this guy.

The cover for BELLE AND SEBASTIAN’s “if you’re feeling sinister” spoofed to include the moody Mr. Sinister.

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 27

I was going to suggest Tura as a Commander, but you may end up with too many men on the ice. Did not expect a sweep. The finals will be exciting either way, but I’m hoping for Habs/Knights.

Tura Kennerüd, Skyknight
{2}{W}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — Human Knight
Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
“The sky is my birthright. I dare you to try and take it from me.”
3/3
Illustrated by Donato Giancola

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 16

Me and the homies reacting to your posts

The cover for The Dells’ best of compilation “The Millennium Collection.” Four of the five band members are pointing at YOU.

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 15

Another step closer to being able to use Universes Beyond to teach my playgroup that drugs are bad.

A poster image for “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” featuring characters including Muppet Babies, Smurfs, Winnie the Pooh, Looney Tunes, Garfield, DuckTales, Alf, and Ghostbusters.

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 14

A farm near the Wisconsin border had a tulip festival. The field had different varieties planted in the formation of a butterfly.

A field of tulips. The foreground is white, red, and purple blossoms, with white, yellow, and pink in the mid-ground, and a row of faint lavender blossoms in the background.

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 13

I had been dreaming of running a “Choose Your Own Adventure” hugs n’ slugs deck for years, and partners seemed like the most chaotic way to accomplish that. Even printed custom sleeves!

Mike, the Dungeon Master
{1}{G}{W}
Othelm, Sigardian Outcast
Legendary Creature — Human
{2}, {T}: Choose target creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to the battlefield tapped.
Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)
“A friend is someone you’d do anything for.”
2/2
Illustrated by Colin Boyer

Cecily, Haunted Mage
{1}{U}{B}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard
Your maximum hand size is eleven.
Whenever Cecily, Haunted Mage attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Then if you have eleven or more cards in your hand, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)
3/5
Illustrated by Anastasia Balakchina

A custom card sleeve made to resemble the cover of a Choose Your Own Adventure book.

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 11

Just saw this today…

An altered copy of the Magic: the Gathering card “Copper Tablet”

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 6

Gerard’s Hourglass Pendant is less red focused, but is close for five mana.

Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant
{1}
Legendary Artifact
Flash
If a player would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead.
{4}, {T}, Exile Gerrard’s Hourglass Pendant: Return to the battlefield tapped all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
Illustrated by Sam Burley

Harrison Fnord@hellaskeletons· May 5

This version is done and ready to get played. Waiting on a full pod to draft locally. I think the format idea is there, but I need to work on decks and find people to play test. I’ve got the kernel written out.