If you find yourself wishing you didn’t have to be in this timeline, and miss how things used to be, but what even WAS it then, then the latest podcast episode is for you: what to do with The Yearning. Listen now at patreon.com/lanemoore 💗🌻💗

NYC! Come see me improvise this horror movie situation (cult leader + dating) and many others in my NYC comedy show Heart-Throb Slasher: A Live Improvised 1980s Horror Movie. It’s a new horror comedy show where YOU choose who lives..or dies. It’s a scream, baby.🕯️🔪🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/lane-moore...

Women should have more leadership positions in cults.👯‍♀️

This lady reviewed Bumble and said she wishes everyone had to disclose their mental health status🙄 listen, nobody wants to do emotional labor for a stranger, sure, but saying you're sick of people with mental health struggles and you wish you never had to interact with them is...SOMETHING, BARBARA!

The wedding singer is one of my favorite movies. Alexis Arquette was supposed to be the punchline in the scene🙄, but she OWNS the scene and every other scene she's in. RIP, what a friggin QUEEN.🌞🏳️‍🌈

Do men even like women

Men would rather make this their dating profile instead of just going to therapy dot net

Um, I don't think I'll be going to this particular Dollar General then.

Ps-I wrote two best selling books that talk a lot about worker exploitation, class, pop culture, and not always having the support systems to protect our ourselves. Highly recommend checking them out!!!

Me in high school:

Writing day🌻Listen, you can't write a good script on empty stomach, and I stand by that.

Why does this sound like the most savage insult?

Closet Cleanout is BACK this week on my Instagram!!!☯️I made a cute video for you that'll go up tonight where you can see the Very Cool 90s Clothes im selling. If you see something you love, DM me, make me an offer, and I'll ship it to you!! I think this is a very cute thing so tell your friends!!🌻

Every Meta update is "Hi! We're taking away your humanity bit by bit. Consent is not a thing anymore. We own you. Eat shit!"

Screaming about Pacey and Tamara on Dawsons Creek and why the TV show tried to tell us this was some very romantic love story(???), and Hollywood's obsession with this dynamic being normalized. Listen now at patreon.com/laneMoore 😩😒😤

This has got to be one of the best "wrong number voicemails" in history. It has everything: Action, adventure, buddies, and the punchline is excellent. Just read it. You'll be glad you did.

Hearing that Giles from Buffy died, makes me feel how Buffy must've felt when he left her during the show, which he never should've done then either!!! We needed you here on this earth, Giles.💔

RIP Anthony Stewart Head, the hottest best watcher to ever do it.💔72 is way too young, and I do not accept that to be honest. RIP Giles we love you so much.

I haven't heard many people talk about the new boy band documentary that talks about how much abuse was going on with these underage boys, at the hands of very powerful men, so I'm talking about the documentary and who benefits from that. Listen to it now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🕺🕺🕺

If you don't help them who will??? Please share this very important message.🙏

Happy pride🏳️‍🌈I love us so much. If you're queer and you see this, may your day go perfectly today.🌻

Calling all my '90s witches, goths, and vintage obsessed humans🚨You need to follow me on Instagram for this massive closet cleanout 🥀June 1-30th🥀and can we talk about these outfits it took my entire day's worth of executive function to assemble?🥰🧙

A lady just walked up to tell me "your makeup looks so pretty!" so I must document it here🌻 I'm going for "1960s Italian movie star"💋

ok so I keep putting this off because adhd but if I post it I’ll do it SO I’m cleaning out my closet + selling my vintage clothing/shoes/vintage books/VHS tapes/jewelry, EVERYTHING! I’ll be selling them in my Instagram stories all through June ok i gotta do it now lol🎉👗 Instagram.com/HelloLaneMoore

I'm against book bans, except when it comes to "Jay Leno's nightmare joke book for kids from hell." Ban it. Ban it fast.

At the doctor's office and spotted this...kids joke book by Jay Leno. Name a more embarassing thing to keep in your waiting room, i'll wait.

Anyone with taste wants to eat at a place that looks cool and has a ton of colors!!! We want "1990s Taco Bell" energy. We do NOT want to eat at a restaurant that looks like we're gonna have a mediocre continental breakfast surrounded by groggy business executives!!!

Dunkin' Donuts did the same thing as well, and for what??? People loved the original color schemes. Petition to stop making every fast food place looks like a beige budget hotel!!

I love how 2026 fashion is basically "Yesss, give us absolutely nothing. Serve us a blank slate. Bore us into a coma."

Someone just told me "wow your dog is so well behaved on the subway!" so happy mother's day to me and my well-behaved girl.👯‍♀️🐕