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Sara Likes Baseball (@helmerroids) · DIRTY

Sara Likes Baseball

@helmerroids

Red Wings. Tigers. Meme Factory CEO. Proud inverter of the Y-axis. TTRPG enjoyer. Prosecute ICE.

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Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· 25d

FINAL

Tigers Win

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· 26d

Don’t worry Canada, help is on the way! 🚒 🍨 🐰

The ice cream bunny driving his fire truck

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· 26d

Goodnight

i'm doing a lot of finding out for very little fucking around, actually

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· 28d

My demons hatched.

Three robin eggs

Three baby robins that look like unholy demons

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· 28d

Just a few of the projects in the portfolio

oh you want me to "be vulnerable"? you know who else was vulnerable? the roman empire. look what happened to them

We should get a large dog that hates the moon. Definitely not a wolf.

Nobody knows what I’m doing and I love that for me

holy shit have you guys tried drinking water? fucking love being hydrated. literally like sip sip am I right?

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· 29d

Riley Greene would hurt a fly

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 12

Unprecedented.

Sports are the worst

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 10

TIGERS SWEEP

Sports are good

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 10

Every time I see Jake Rogers run I think of this

'AS I ROUNDED THE CORNER, I FELT MUSCULAR AND COMPACT, LIKE CORNED BEEF. A quote from Garth Marenghi’s dark place

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 9

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog?" Oh okay so you'd fight the infinite hound? You'd fight the dog who goes on forever? Didnt fucking think so, idiot

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 9

TORK BOMB

Torkelson on a rainbow laser background

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 8

Watching old hockey highlights just to feel something

Fuck, I could watch Hasek flip Gaborik all day. I don't give a shit about your skaters

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 8

Don’t let the Tigers get hot

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 7

Pointing at a sign that says pain

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 7

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING AMAZING, I GUESS.
ME, TOO, KID.

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 7

Cat.

A calico cat

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 7

Lance Luce

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 6

The horrors persist but I’m being brave about it. Picture is a knight in a pink furry cape lounging on a grave

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 5

TIGERS WIIIIIIIN

sports are good

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 1

Bullpen stinks

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 1

Tiger is not built for this

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jul 1

quick reminder that it's technically illegal to hate me or be mad at me

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 30

Why are you talking to me? Do I have an exclamation point floating above my head?
Do I look like I have a quest for you?
Leave me alone!!!

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 30

Using sports to escape the horrors

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 30

Another perfect day ☀️

It's a perfect day to sigh in
exasperation as you contemplate the futility of everything.

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 30

Just a general reaction to everything

Thumbs down

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 29

I'm AWAKE. I'm HERE.
I'm NOT ENJOYING IT.

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 26

Screaming bluesky cat wants Red Wings news

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 18

Statement from York County Dems regarding York Revolution baseball Pride Night game forfeit. tl;dr: “Solidarity isn’t conditional. True inclusion means standing up against exclusion.”

The York Dems are deeply disappointed by the decision of several York Revolution players to refuse to wear the scheduled Pride Night jerseys, leading to the cancellation of tonight's game against
Southern Maryland.
While we acknowledge the York Revolution management's public condemnation of the players' actions and their $10,000 donation to the Rainbow Rose Center, we cannot support the decision to cancel the game rather than benching or disciplining the players who refused to participate. Solidarity is not conditional. True inclusion means standing up against exclusion, even when it is uncomfortable or inconvenient. By canceling the game, the actions of a few were allowed to disrupt a celebration meant for our entire community.
Because a compromised, modified community event does not reflect the full, uncompromised support our LGBTQIA+ neighbors deserve, the York Dems will not be attending tonight's event at WellSpan Park.
Instead, we encourage our members and allies to directly support the Rainbow Rose Center and other local LGBTQIA+ organizations.
We stand firmly with York's LGBTQIA+ community today, during
Pride Month, and every single day

Sara Likes Baseball@helmerroids· Jun 16

Larkin update:

Putting all my belongings in a polka dot bandana. Tying it to a stick. Gonna hop on the next train. Goodbye.

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